{"title":"Men's Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe secret to Shinesty’s underwear for men is our proprietary Ball Hammock® Pouch technology that gives your boys the extra space they need to stay comfortable and adjustment-free, all damn day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eHow do we create sexy underwear that supports a man’s scrotum? Well, these ball pouch underwear support from below and create space by keeping your bits right where they belong: out of the grundle. They’re kind of like a push up bra for your balls…only you’ll want to wear these all day, every day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eBall Hammocks™ are the best men's underwear out there. You can't beat guys underwear that is anti-chafing, moisture wicking, and features comfortable MicroModal fabric and four way stretch. But you tell us. If you don't feel like your balls have been cradled by a cloud, we’ll give you your money back. All of it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan face=\"-apple-system, system-ui, San Francisco, Roboto, Segoe UI, Helvetica Neue, sans-serif\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e---\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy choose Men's Pouch Underwear from Shinesty?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoosing to wear regular men’s boxer briefs instead of Ball Hammocks\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e®\u003c\/span\u003e, ball supporting underwear is like choosing to adopt a \"domesticated\" white tiger instead of a miniature Golden Doodle. It sounds like it’ll probably be fine, but it’s actually kind of dangerous. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThink about men’s pouch underwear like this: You wouldn’t toss fresh eggs in your shopping cart without an egg carton, all willy nilly. You wouldn’t carry a pair of bulging water balloons loose in your pocket with a set of keys, would you? Of course not. So why would you put your delicate happy sacks in anything other than men’s sexy underwear with a special pouch for your balls? Your man nuggets will laugh maniacally with delight when you place them in their very own hammock pouch, far away from the sweaty magnetic pull of your upper thigh and safely out of harm’s way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBesides keeping your love spuds cool by cradling them in a moisture-wicking, micro-modal Ball Hammock\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e® pouch\u003c\/span\u003e, these men’s pouch underwear enhance the look of your package by keeping your meat and taters all on the same plate. Common reactions from lucky spectators include comments like “Wow, what size shoe did you say you wear?” and stunned silence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eMoisture Wicking Underwear to stop the SWASS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eMoisture wicking underwear: men’s most powerful weapon. Ball Hammocks\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e®\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eare moisture wicking underwear which means that your ass sweat won’t hangout in your most intimate nooks and crannies. Nope, these moisture wicking boxer briefs work like magic to help release trapped heat and keep you cool and dry all day long.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eChill out in Men's Breathable Underwear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNews flash: you should wear breathable underwear. Do I really need to explain why micro modal men’s breathable underwear is better than constricting cotton? You wouldn’t leave a dog in a hot car, would you? Then why would you subject your boys to stuffy cotton? These are the breathable boxer briefs you’ve been waiting for.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eMen's Support Underwear: Cradle your Balls with Pouch Boxers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eImagine what it would feel like to have your ‘nads cradled by the wings of an angel...now buy some men’s support underwear. They’re called Ball Hammock\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e®\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003epouch underwear. You deserve support. Underwear like these give you just that. The built in pouch creates a contoured construction providing testicular support. Underwear like these are the future.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMen's Underwear with Pouch: Classic and Funny Patterns you never knew you needed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat more could you want in a pair of boxer briefs other than mind-bogglingly comfortable micro modal fabric and a trusty pouch to cradle your balls and make your total package look bigger than Dennis Rodman when he’s standing next to Kim Jong Un? (They totally hang out, you know.) How about a puppy on your privates? You got it. A walrus on your willy? Sure thing. Maybe you’re looking to put a little denim on your dong? No problem. From flames to fireworks, we’re bringing the heat to take the men's funny boxer game to the next level with hilarious prints and patterns designed with the right kind of fun in mind. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eBall Hammock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e® Boxer Briefs, definitely the most comfortable underwear on earth\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCalling our boxer briefs with a pouch the most comfortable underwear on earth is almost as bold a claim as when Charlie Sheen said he was #winning. We don’t shy away from boldness, because even though there are tons of men's sexy underwear competing in the men’s boxer brief olympics, our men’s pouch underwear takes home the gold in every category. We’re talking best in class for ball support, most effective moisture-wicking underwear, and the micro modal fabric is guaranteed to be the second softest place you put your junk all day long. With accolades like that to let you know you’ve chosen the best of the best in men's funny boxers, you can relax and get back to dating porn stars and raising awareness on sexual health. Guess you could say that’s #winning after all.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"apex-boa-boxers","title":"The Trouser Snake | Boa Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eIt doesn't matter if you have a garden snake, anaconda, or black racer, this is the snake farm. This snake print apex you're looking at is the snake pit and it's where your anaconda will reside from here on out. Seriously, the first guy to beta test these put them on and didn't take them off for three days - showers and all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDon't think of it as a nasty place, think of it as a safe haven for your balls. You're probably asking, \"Why would I want to keep my trouser snake in a snake pit?\" The answer is MicroModal, 95% of it to be specific, and that means they're the second-softest place you can put your junk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou don't know the sensation of the Ball Hammock® yet, but we'll equate it to having your boys gently elevated with the nurturing touch of an angel's wings. 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