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Enter the American flag boxer briefs \u003cbr\u003eand American flag thongs loaded up with ol’ pappy Shinesty’s scrote snugglin’, ball balancing, sack serenity that is the Ball Hammock American flag boxers and Her Hammock seamless patriotic thong. No more must your plumage go unheld and un-american-flagged. Rep that roaring eagle American flag underwear where it belongs and make honest Abe proud of his legacy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"The eagle has landed, but that sucker needs a soft and supportive nest to \\nlay those precious pearly eggs. Enter the American flag boxer briefs \\ncollection loaded up with ol’ pappy Shinesty’s scrote snugglin’, ball \\nbalancing, sack serenity that is the Ball Hammock American flag boxers. No \\nmore must your boys go unheld and unflagged. 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You know the ones, they don’t care about the team until the playoffs and weren’t there for the other 100 games (I’m looking at you, Phillies fans).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProudly Displaying Your Patriotism.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAmerican flag themed underwear is the optimal way to show your love and support for this fine nation. In such a divided time, we can agree on a few things: no one likes humidity, hot dogs are damn good, and it doesn’t matter what beer it is as long as it’s cold and ain’t imported. At the foundation of every moment lies a pair of underwear that’s cradling your crotch and keeping your privates intact. 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