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What I’m trying to say is, I’m really hungry right now, could use some cheap drinks, and help yourselves to some stars and stripes dresses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e---\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe American Flag Dress is classy as hell for the beach, pool, or 4th of July BBQs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’ve ever blown up the whole pack of firecrackers at once...if you’ve ever played truth or dare with a bomb pop...if you’ve always thought Uncle Sam was kinda hot...then these American flag dresses are definitely for you. You follow three simple American party rules at 4th of July BBQs: show up ready to drink something red, white, and blue; dress for success; the most patriotic dress wins the title of Baberham Lincoln. Whether you’re headed to a Betsy Ross lookalike contest at the beach or a regular ol’ pool party, you’ll have everyone seeing stars this Independence Day as they enjoy life, liberty, and the pursuit of that ass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eParty like Betsy BOSS in a patriotic dress this Independence Day\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpeaking of Betsy Ross, she set the standard for fourth of July outfits by crafting the original inspiration for these outrageous party dresses. She probably would have enjoyed a juicy footlong in one herself if they hadn’t been strictly against Colonial American dress code. Red, white, and blue skirts and dresses were fine, just not borderline erotic American flag dresses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eRed, white and blue is the only dress color and the Statue of Liberty is your girl crush\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo stop trying to pick which color to wear this July 4th. Just wear them all in one red, white, and blue dress — because when you’re draped in the colors of the great nation that made it possible to get tanked for $25 at Applebee’s and wake up in the parking lot with the bartender, there’s no such thing as a walk of shame.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"usa-big-knit-flag-crop-top","title":"The Naughtycal Lady | USA Big Knit Printed Crop Top","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing a Fourth of July outfit to rule all Fourth of July outfits. This mouthwatering crop top and culotte pant ensemble features... wait for it... stars and stripes. Listen Queen, you already look like a tasty treat but slip this number on and you've upgraded to hot dog on the Fourth of July status. And that's like, the biggest compliment I give out. America is beautiful and you are bootyful. 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