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And sure, correlation ain’t necessarily causation, but I’ve never seen anyone go home solo wearing any of the following: a snakeskin suit, a leopard suit, a zebra suit, or a cheetah print suit. \u0026lt;br\u0026gt; We should probably clarify that when we say something like “leopard suits”, what we really mean is “leopard print suits,” we aren’t trying to get a PETA demonstration outside the office.\"}' data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":8403713,\"3\":[null,0],\"11\":4,\"12\":0,\"14\":[null,2,0],\"15\":\"Arial\",\"16\":8,\"26\":400}'\u003eIf you’re an animal in the bedroom, it stands to reason you should be an animal in the ballroom. In fact, some say animal print blazers are the Horny Goat Weed of the modern era...you just can’t buy one from Circle K. And sure, correlation ain’t necessarily causation, but I’ve never seen anyone go home solo wearing any of the following: a snakeskin suit, a leopard suit, a zebra suit, or a cheetah print suit. \u0026lt;br\u0026gt; We should probably clarify that when we say something like “leopard suits”, what we really mean is “leopard print suits,” we aren’t trying to get a PETA demonstration outside the office.\u003c\/span\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"tiger-print-party-suit","title":"The Make Them Purr | Tiger Print Suit","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's an anomaly how something so outrageous like a tiger costume, let alone an orange tiger suit can make onlookers purr like a kitten in heat. It's like Tony the Tiger if he were the poster boy for Marlboro Reds and KY instead of pushing some sugary cereal. Sound good? Hell no. With the amount of tail tapping this tiger print suit manifests, it's more than good, it's fuggin' great. Just ask \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=kicking+and+screaming+will+ferrell\u0026amp;source=lnms\u0026amp;tbm=isch\u0026amp;sa=X\u0026amp;ved=0ahUKEwjAjJm5gKvXAhUBzWMKHfp7AZIQ_AUICigB\u0026amp;biw=983\u0026amp;bih=658#imgrc=C0MjFcBfW-ay7M:\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eWill Ferrell \u003c\/a\u003ein \"Kicking and Screaming\" circa '05 if you don't believe me.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"US Jacket 36","offer_id":205210714127,"sku":"10000-0829-36","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 38","offer_id":205210746895,"sku":"10000-0829-38","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 40","offer_id":205210779663,"sku":"10000-0829-40","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 42","offer_id":205210812431,"sku":"10000-0829-42","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 44","offer_id":205210845199,"sku":"10000-0829-44","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 46","offer_id":205210877967,"sku":"10000-0829-46","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 48","offer_id":205210910735,"sku":"10000-0829-48","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 50","offer_id":205210943503,"sku":"10000-0829-50","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 52","offer_id":205210976271,"sku":"10000-0829-52","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 54","offer_id":205211009039,"sku":"10000-0829-54","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 56","offer_id":29477642207301,"sku":"10000-0829-56","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 58","offer_id":31079374356549,"sku":"10000-0829-58","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 60","offer_id":31079374553157,"sku":"10000-0829-60","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/03_18-Hawaiians_Suits_Kimonos_Overalls-2621-Edit2.jpg?v=1762199233"},{"product_id":"tiger-print-party-dress-pants","title":"The Make Them Purr | Tiger Print Suit Pants","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's an anomaly how something so outrageous like orange striped tiger pants can make onlookers purr like a kitten in heat. 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