{"title":"Men's Christmas Underwear","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOur men's \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eChristmas underwear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is the perfect holiday gift for the man who has everything. ‘Tis the season to stuff Santa’s big ole sack with\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Christmas men's underwear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Here’s the situation: the man in your life doesn’t want to see another boring, crappy package of Hanes boxers stuffed in his stocking. No way. He has elevated above cotton value packs. He deserves some Shinesty Ball Hammock\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e®\u003c\/span\u003e pouch underwear. These \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003emen’s Christmas boxer briefs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e were curated with his balls on our mind. From simple plaid patterns to prints that are absolutely NSFW, this \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003emen’s sexy Christmas underwear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is guaranteed to please even the most picky person. This Ball Hammock\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e® pouch underwear\u003c\/span\u003e features a built-in backstop that keeps his stones from sliding to the terrible taint. Sounds hi-tech, right? Well it is. These \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003efunny Christmas boxers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e may make him laugh when he opens his gift, but we guarantee that your man will be so scrotally satisfied in Ball Hammocks\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e®\u003c\/span\u003e he will beg for more pairs before the end of his first day wearing them. We believe in our Ball Hammock\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e® pouch underwear\u003c\/span\u003e so much that we promise, if he doesn’t love them, we will give you your money back. Give the gift that keeps on giving this Christmas with Ball Hammock\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e® pouch underwear\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e---\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eBall Hammock\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e® Pouch Underwear\u003c\/span\u003e: The Best Stocking Stuffer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eGo ahead and browse these \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eChristmas boxers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e and pick out any pair. We guarantee that no matter the pair you pick, the man in your life will become absolutely obsessed. After he wears his first pair of Ball Hammock\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e®\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003emen’s Christmas underwear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e, he will be reaching deep into his stocking searching for a second pair. With patterns like penguins skiing, funny shaped snowmen, simple holiday colors, perfectly placed mistletoe and so much more, there is something for every man on this page filled with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003emen’s Christmas boxers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e. Gifting underwear is cool again when you give Ball Hammock\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e® pouch underwear\u003c\/span\u003e so quit googling, “best gifts for men” because you just stumbled upon a masterpiece. Be the person who gifts some of these \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003efunny Christmas boxers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e, and not the person who gifts a stale fruitcake. Win Christmas with a pair of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003emen’s sexy Christmas underwear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e and don’t sweat it, because we’ve got free domestic returns and exchanges too.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eMen’s Christmas Underwear for the Holiday Season\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e‘Tis the season for a-pleasin’ and the best way to make all your scrotal dreams come true is with these Ball Hammock \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eChristmas boxers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e. You heard it here first that these festive drawers will make or break your holidays. Do you want to be searching at the back of your underwear drawer for a clean(ish) pair of 7 year old Hanes? I don’t think so. It’s time to update your undercarriage with something from this collection of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eChristmas underwear, men\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e. This themed Ball Hammock pouch underwear is better than other \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003emen’s Christmas boxers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e on the market for a few reasons. First, they have a built-in pouch to keep you walnuts in place. Plus, they’re made from Micromodal which is 3 times softer than cotton. AND they’re moisture wicking, so you keep SWASS away no matter the season. Get some \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003efunny Christmas boxers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e and experience scrotal serenity that lasts through the entire year.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"buffalo-check-boxer","title":"The Red \u0026 Black Lumberjack | Buffalo Check Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear","description":"\u003cp\u003eContrary to popular belief, Biggie's hat matched with these red and black plaid Ball Hammock® boxer briefs that caressed his codpiece and not his jacket. I bet you haven't heard that conspiracy before...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut the print is the tip of the iceberg. Enter the Ball Hammock®, a shelf-like pouch that lifts your boys up and out of the grundle, giving the twins the respect they deserve. Don't take our word for it, these ball pouch boxers are damn comfy. 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Why get just one pair of matching underwear when you can stack up to 9 pairs of underwear and save up to 25% while you're at it. Just pick your style and size, then start packing from the wildest selection of couple's matching underwear on the internet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"c-mrkdwn__br\" data-stringify-type=\"paragraph-break\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAdd as many or as few pairs to your Ball Hammock®, cheeky \u0026amp; thong pack as you want, because the more you pack, the more you save. 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