{"title":"Men's Christmas Party Outfits","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe may not be peddling donations or selling Michael Buble Christmas CD’s at hallmark, and we sure as hell ain’t pushing ugly Christmas sweaters that attract so little attention, you’re sending an Uber home early. Here, you’re gonna find yourself a full load of only the finest , Christmas outfits for men ready to bust; Men’s ugly Christmas sweater suits and Christmas socks, men's Christmas boxers, men's Christmas onesies and just about any other men's Christmas gifts your heart could desire. These Christmas clothes for men have few intentions, so making it past 11:30 on Christmas Eve means they’re headed straight to the bedroom floor, no questions asked. And if in the off chance your boss was a total dick and scheduled a meeting on Christmas, we've got you covered with men's Christmas suits that will have you sent home quicker than you got there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e---\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eLooking for an epic men's Christmas outfit for the holidays?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhy hello there young man. I see you have found our internet web page filled with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003efunny Christmas outfits for men\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e. Shinesty is not just a house for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eugly Christmas wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e, it is truly a home for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eparty clothes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e. I can tell just from cyber-looking at you that you’re the kind of guy that doesn’t like to take the easy way out. When there is an office Christmas party, your \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eattire\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e is never subpar like Gary’s from accounting. You got rid of Grandpappy’s mothball \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003esweater\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e surprise years ago. You don’t mess with those massive discounted fake trees from Costco, you hit the road and chop down your own pine tree. So when it comes to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eChristmas clothes for men\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e, you could never settle for one of those tired and old \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eugly sweaters \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ewhen \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eChristmas wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e has been elevated to the level we have here. ‘Tis the season to get yourself one of these \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003emen’s Christmas shirts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e. We have patterned and plain \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/collections\/christmas-turtlenecks\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eturtlenecks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e to spice up that boring and basic button down. We’d suggest pairing the comfortable and fashionable shirt with a gold chain to really seal the deal. With holiday \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eparty clothes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e as loud as these, you’re going to need the proper audience to show off the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eapparel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e. Go ahead and gather all of your closest friends and family and throw the biggest holiday banger of all time. A strict and jolly dress code must be strongly enforced. You will dress to the nines in one of these Christmas printed suits and jaws will drop, eyes will weep, people will sing out with excitement. But don’t take my word for it, make it happen for yourself in one of these holiday themed outfits for men. Be prepared to receive endless compliments, jealous stares, and hundreds of phone numbers from eligible singles. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eStay classy this winter with Men's Christmas Clothes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e“There is nothing classier than a confident man in a perfectly fitted suit.” - Ghandi. Or was it Ryan Gosling? It doesn’t really matter who said it first, we believe in the power of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003efunny\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e, spirited, themed \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eChristmas outfits for men\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e. For years, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eChristmas wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e was confined to the chains of the tired and stinky \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eugly sweater\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e. Grandmother’s knit them until their fingers bled, and then department stores allocated millions to the mass development of kitschy phrases on subpar cotton. Men’s holiday \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eapparel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e shouldn’t be so bland. They’re called\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e ugly sweaters\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e for a reason. (Although we must admit, this is corporate America, and if sweaters are your style, you can find some \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/collections\/ugly-christmas-sweaters\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eright here\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e). Get yourself some \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eChristmas clothes for men\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e that stand out as prime party clothes. Introducing the men’s \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eugly sweater \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003esuit. We took all of the things you loved about those sweater patterns, and put them on much more flattering \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eattire\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: a suit jacket with matching pants. Not to mention, we can complete your holiday suit with one of our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003emen’s Christmas shirts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e. Pair the tailored suit with a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/collections\/christmas-turtlenecks\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eprinted turtleneck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e to raise the jolly levels to eleven. These \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eChristmas clothes for men\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e are unparalleled. With patterns like the bright and colorful \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/peppermint-pimp-canes-blazer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ePeppermint Pimp Cane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e, the classic plaid \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/tiny-tim-ugly-christmas-sweater-red-tartan-plaid-suit\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eLincoln Log Love Daddy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e, the ever-sensual \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/the-fragile-blazer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFragilé leg lamp\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e, you are guaranteed to turn heads at every holiday gathering this season. Got a pretty lady by your side? Be the power couple of the holiday season with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/collections\/christmas-suits-dresses\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ematching Christmas attire\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e for couples. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"gift-card","title":"Shinesty Gift Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eGive your loved ones the gift of choosing their OWN gift with a virtual gift card. \u003cstrong\u003ePROS\u003c\/strong\u003e to giving a gift card: \u003cem\u003e1.\u003c\/em\u003e It's impossible buy the wrong size. \u003cem\u003e2.\u003c\/em\u003e The giftee feels empowered by the seemingly endless possibilities. \u003cem\u003e3.\u003c\/em\u003e It's virtual, so there's no need for wrapping paper (: \u003cstrong\u003eCONS\u003c\/strong\u003e to giving a gift card:\u003cem\u003e 1.\u003c\/em\u003e They can re-gift it (ouch) \u003cem\u003e2.\u003c\/em\u003e You can't scratch off the price tag...they know EXACTLY how much money you spent on their gift. \u003cem\u003e3.\u003c\/em\u003e It's virtual, so there's no need for wrapping paper ):\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shinesty","offers":[{"title":"$10.00","offer_id":39709026767,"sku":"Giftcard-10","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$20.00","offer_id":2074847182863,"sku":"Giftcard-20","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$25.00","offer_id":39709026703,"sku":"Giftcard-25","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$40.00","offer_id":39709026639,"sku":"Giftcard-40","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$50.00","offer_id":39709026575,"sku":"Giftcard-50","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$75.00","offer_id":39709026447,"sku":"Giftcard-75","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$100.00","offer_id":39709026383,"sku":"Giftcard-100","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$150.00","offer_id":39709026319,"sku":"Giftcard-150","price":150.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$250.00","offer_id":437118313,"sku":"Giftcard-250","price":250.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/Gift-Card-Holiday.jpg?v=1762197908"},{"product_id":"snowflake-young-frosty-ugly-christmas-sweater-suit","title":"The Young Frosty | Snowflake Ugly Christmas Suit","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eFor far too long this copywriter’s girlfriend has demanded we create a snowflake adorned Christmas sweater suit and matching dress. In a sad desperate move to hold onto a crumbling relationship, I lobbied internally to get this done. Yes, I feel pathetically guilty about tricking my colleagues into creating this snowflake Christmas suit. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo, it did not save my relationship, but perhaps it can save yours. Raise the white flag. This one goes out to all the boys out there whose significant others have complete control over their wardrobe choices. 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Well, there was a time when flannels actually meant something. The flannel used to be strictly for Home Improvement’s Al Borland, lumberjacks who get their maple syrup straight from the source, and that behemoth of a man from the Brawny Paper Towel label. Nowadays, you can't go two clicks north without running into a hipster in plaid whose beard reeks of patchouli oil.  It’s an atrocity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe hilarious hypocrisy of the situation is that we are neither lumberjacks nor home improvement gurus, yet we still made a plaid Christmas sweater suit. And our model, who got his calluses from baking gingerbread cookies for his wife's Christmas-themed bunco party, is sporting evergreen-scented face lotion he bought online. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMatching \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/red-green-plaid-winter-wrap-dress\" title=\"Red and Green Plaid Women Wrap Dress\" target=\"_blank\"\u003edress\u003c\/a\u003e | Matching \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/christmas-plaid-dog-hoodie\" title=\"red and green plaid dog sweater\" target=\"_blank\"\u003epet\u003c\/a\u003e | Matching \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/christmas-plaid-baby-jumpsuit\" title=\"Red and green plaid baby onesie\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ebaby\u003c\/a\u003e | Matching toddler \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/red-green-plaid-toddler-christmas-dress\" title=\"red and green plaid toddler dress for girls\" target=\"_blank\"\u003edress\u003c\/a\u003e \u0026amp; \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/red-green-plaid-toddler-christmas-blazer\" title=\"red and green plaid little boy toddler suit\" target=\"_blank\"\u003esuit\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"US Jacket 36","offer_id":5589876036,"sku":"10000-1183-36","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 38","offer_id":5589876164,"sku":"10000-1183-38","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 40","offer_id":5589876292,"sku":"10000-1183-40","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 42","offer_id":5589876356,"sku":"10000-1183-42","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 44","offer_id":5589876484,"sku":"10000-1183-44","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 46","offer_id":5589876548,"sku":"10000-1183-46","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 48","offer_id":5589876676,"sku":"10000-1183-48","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 50","offer_id":5589876740,"sku":"10000-1183-50","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 52","offer_id":5589876804,"sku":"10000-1183-52","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 54","offer_id":49774702991,"sku":"10000-1183-54","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 56","offer_id":29452459638853,"sku":"10000-1183-56","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 58","offer_id":14955512922181,"sku":"10000-1183-58","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 60","offer_id":29452459966533,"sku":"10000-1183-60","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/08_04_20_XmasFormal-1159-Edit-2.jpg?v=1762197954"},{"product_id":"the-rudolph-suave-blue-ugly-christmas-sweater-pants-by-opposuits","title":"The Rudolph Suave | Blue Ugly Christmas Sweater Pants By Opposuits","description":"","brand":"Third Party","offers":[{"title":"Waist 30","offer_id":21432254596,"sku":"OSUI-0013-P36","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Waist 31","offer_id":21432254660,"sku":"OSUI-0013-P38","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Waist 32","offer_id":21432254724,"sku":"OSUI-0013-P40","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Waist 33","offer_id":21432254788,"sku":"OSUI-0013-P42","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Waist 34","offer_id":21432254852,"sku":"OSUI-0013-P44","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Waist 36","offer_id":21432254916,"sku":"OSUI-0013-P46","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Waist 38","offer_id":21432254980,"sku":"OSUI-0013-P48","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Waist 40","offer_id":21432255044,"sku":"OSUI-0013-P50","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Waist 42","offer_id":21432255108,"sku":"OSUI-0013-P52","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/os_the-rudolph_studio_rgb_a_Resize_8a819117-4ee8-48a3-b3c3-687a3f14333d.jpg?v=1762198031"},{"product_id":"tiny-tim-ugly-christmas-sweater-red-tartan-plaid-pants","title":"The Lincoln Log Love Daddy | Red And Green Plaid Christmas Suit Pants","description":"\u003cp\u003ePlaid used to be the print of lumberjacks and brawny home improvement guys, but not anymore. 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