{"title":"Christmas Robes","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--\ntd {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-value=\"{\" mid something knows the holidays are really for bumping uglys not jinggling bells we talking a couple of chestnuts designed wildest selection christmas kimonos and robes coined pre coital so you can keep rubbing until rudolph runs out red nose. slip then on to them off because storm is coming there no better way enjoy than with silky soft sex sheet. data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":13059,\"3\":[null,0],\"4\":[null,2,16776960],\"11\":4,\"12\":0,\"15\":\"Arial\",\"16\":10}'\u003eEvery mid 20 something knows the holidays are really for bumping uglies, not jingling bells (unless we're talking a couple of chestnuts). We've designed the wildest selection of Christmas robes, for pre\/post coital comfort, so you can keep rubbing until Rudolph runs out of red nose. Slip them on to slip them off, because the storm is coming and there's no better way to enjoy 5-8\" than with a silky soft sex sheet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-value=\"{\" mid something knows the holidays are really for bumping uglys not jinggling bells we talking a couple of chestnuts designed wildest selection christmas kimonos and robes coined pre coital so you can keep rubbing until rudolph runs out red nose. slip then on to them off because storm is coming there no better way enjoy than with silky soft sex sheet. data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":13059,\"3\":[null,0],\"4\":[null,2,16776960],\"11\":4,\"12\":0,\"15\":\"Arial\",\"16\":10}'\u003e---\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThere's No Denying You're on the Naughty List in these Christmas Kimonos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThere is a reason why we call these \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eChristmas robes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e pre\/post coital kimonos. These silky smooth \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ered\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003egreen\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e and holiday themed kimonos were created with one thing in mind: looking damn sexy in the bedroom. Go ahead and throw out any lingerie you own, because once you slide into one of these \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ewinter kimonos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e, they will be the only thing that will turn you on. These \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003emen's\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ewomen's Christmas kimonos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e will get you into the holiday spirit with themes like the ever sensual Daddy Clause, and the mysteriously erotic Fragilé leg lamp. Although these silky robes will look amazing draping off of your shoulders, they are scientifically proven to look even better waded up on the floor of your bedroom. Get ready to have some sleepless nights gettin’ down in your childhood bedroom when you gift one of these kimonos to yourself this holiday season. Get in it, then get out of it as quickly as you can.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eChristmas Robes to Keep You Warm this Winter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-value=\"{\" mid something knows the holidays are really for bumping uglys not jinggling bells we talking a couple of chestnuts designed wildest selection christmas kimonos and robes coined pre coital so you can keep rubbing until rudolph runs out red nose. slip then on to them off because storm is coming there no better way enjoy than with silky soft sex sheet. data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":13059,\"3\":[null,0],\"4\":[null,2,16776960],\"11\":4,\"12\":0,\"15\":\"Arial\",\"16\":10}'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFor those who want every moment of their holiday time off to be filled with cheer, we present to you the most comfortable \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eChristmas robe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e of all time. These \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ewinter kimonos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e will keep you festive at all times of the day. Wake up in your printed Christmas pjs and stretch the sleep out of your limbs. Slip into one of these silky treasures to up your game. Make the neighbors jealous by enjoying your morning cup of joe out on the front patio. Your house is the sort that rivals National Lampoon’s, so shouldn’t your clothes be the same way? Once you get dressed for the day, the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ered\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003egreen\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e kimono stays on, my friend. This holiday robe will dress up any outfit you’ve got. Establish superiority in the aisles of Trader Joe’s as your kimono catches a breeze behind you. You will inevitably turn heads and evoke jealousy in even the most confident of shoppers. Ride the day into night time when you slip into your evening’s best. Must I say it again? Keep the kimono on. Your dinner guests will notice your poise and confidence making them second guess their choice of wine they brought as an offering. Assure everyone around you that they too can be as comfortable and fashionable as you are in these \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003emen’s\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ewomen’s Christmas kimonos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"daddy-claus-christmas-kimono","title":"The Daddy Claus | Red Santa Christmas Kimono","description":"\u003cp\u003ePicture it: 280 pounds of jolly hanging loose in a sexy, red and white Santa Claus kimono as the man himself stares down a fridge full of cookies and heavy cream. Missus Claus got her present early but Santa's still full of Christmas spirit and he's in a giving mood. As a cool breeze sweeps across his open red Christmas kimono, he considers waking the reindeer and firing up the sleigh. He's not gonna deliver any presents, he just wants to spread a little more of his Christmas cheer. But then again he'd have to change out of his red Santa kimono and he's far too comfortable to do that. 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