{"title":"Christmas Print Turtlenecks","description":"\u003cp\u003eTurtleneck fashion is back baby, and better than ever. When you’re sipping some spiked eggnog on a crisp Christmas morning, a Christmas turtleneck keeps your neck warm and radiates holiday energy. Not sure what to wear to all holiday parties? A Christmas printed turtleneck is both the fit for the evening mingling and for dropping it low to Jingle Bell Rock after 6 peppermint schnapps. Need to cover that hickey from the family? An ugly Christmas turtleneck has your back. 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This simple and sweet \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003egreen\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e candy cane turtleneck seems innocent enough, but we decided to call it \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/santas-shiv-christmas-turtleneck\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSanta’s Shiv\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e. Most people don’t know that \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSanta was an inmate before he was the big \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ered\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e jolly man. Have you ever wondered why no one has caught him coming down the chimney? Well, snitches get stitches. Looking for a different \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ethemed\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ewomen’s\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e or \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003emen’s\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e turtleneck? How about \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/lord-farquads-fit-of-rage-christmas-turtleneck\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eLord Farquaad’s Fit Of Rage\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e? This iconic piece of wearable artwork is inspired by the villain in the Shrek series. If you don’t know who he is, shame on you. These sweet gingerbread men are being dismembered because of your lack of cultural knowledge. These \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eChristmas turtlenecks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e not only have thought provoking designs, they also are extremely useful when you accidentally get a hickey during the holidays. Pack one of these \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eladies\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e and mens unisex turtlenecks when you go home for Christmas, because you never know what kind of trouble you will be getting into. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eBe the hit of the party in awesome Christmas Turtlenecks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWe’ve got everything you need to be the center of attention at every holiday occasion this year. These Christmas turtlenecks were created to stand out. We don’t stop with the basic red and green women’s and men’s Christmas printed turtlenecks. These themed winter shirts go above and beyond the simple Christmas color scheme. With designs like \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/the-yard-sale-ski-turtleneck\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe Yard Sale\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e, people are going to be asking you all night where they can snag a soft themed turtleneck like that. The Yard Sale features some talented skiers with a retro feel. What about something a little simpler? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/the-wood-you-rather-turtleneck\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe Wood You Rather\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e turtleneck will make you look like the tallest tree in the forest, and you’re gonna love it. But if these designs are just too loud for you, considering all of the Christmas blazers and dresses you will pair them with, we also have plain soft white and black turtlenecks. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/let-it-snow-turtleneck\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eLet It Snow\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/the-stocking-full-of-coal-turtleneck\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe Stocking Full Of Coal\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e will match under any jumpsuit or suit jacket you sport this holiday season. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"reindeer-christmas-turtleneck","title":"The Dasher Did Dancer | Reindeer Christmas Turtleneck","description":"\u003cp\u003eHow to go reindeer humping: \u003cbr\u003e1. 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