{"title":"All Women's Clothing","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--\ntd {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAttention ladies of all ages, please exit the vehicle as your stop has arrived. Welcome to the hand-picked collection of women’s apparel in every shape, color, size and material. The outfit possibilities are seemingly endless here. I mean, just look at how many pages you can go through! Amazing! Whatever you’ve got planned, we guarantee you can find something sweet or spicy on this page. If you need to overhaul your underwear drawer, you’re in the right place. Pick from four different styles: the no-show thong, sassy cheeky, sweet bikini or full-coverage boyshort. Pair those prints with the matching, adjustable, wire-free, padding-free bralette. Now that you’ve got your 2nd and 3rd bases covered, let’s check out some things you can wear over those women’s undies. It’s time to get cozy. Lounge around the house in PJ’s that are so comfy, you just might go narcoleptic. Pick from two piece sets, onesies, kimono robes and Pajamaralls™ (pajamas + overalls = Pajamaralls™). Now that you’re well rested and feeling like a spring chicken, it’s time to hit the town. Get festive and formal in women’s classy outfits. Choose from our adjustable wrap dresses, reversible neckline skater dresses, elegant midi dresses, jumpsuits and two piece pant suits or skirt suits. But that’s STILL NOT ALL! Don’t forget the holiday sweaters, Hawaiian shirts, swimsuits, ski suits, fur coats, and accessories to top everything off. And the best part? Almost every print has a men’s match so you can both win best-dressed at every function.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"gift-card","title":"Shinesty Gift Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eGive your loved ones the gift of choosing their OWN gift with a virtual gift card. \u003cstrong\u003ePROS\u003c\/strong\u003e to giving a gift card: \u003cem\u003e1.\u003c\/em\u003e It's impossible buy the wrong size. \u003cem\u003e2.\u003c\/em\u003e The giftee feels empowered by the seemingly endless possibilities. \u003cem\u003e3.\u003c\/em\u003e It's virtual, so there's no need for wrapping paper (: \u003cstrong\u003eCONS\u003c\/strong\u003e to giving a gift card:\u003cem\u003e 1.\u003c\/em\u003e They can re-gift it (ouch) \u003cem\u003e2.\u003c\/em\u003e You can't scratch off the price tag...they know EXACTLY how much money you spent on their gift. \u003cem\u003e3.\u003c\/em\u003e It's virtual, so there's no need for wrapping paper ):\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shinesty","offers":[{"title":"$10.00","offer_id":39709026767,"sku":"Giftcard-10","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$20.00","offer_id":2074847182863,"sku":"Giftcard-20","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$25.00","offer_id":39709026703,"sku":"Giftcard-25","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$40.00","offer_id":39709026639,"sku":"Giftcard-40","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$50.00","offer_id":39709026575,"sku":"Giftcard-50","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$75.00","offer_id":39709026447,"sku":"Giftcard-75","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$100.00","offer_id":39709026383,"sku":"Giftcard-100","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$150.00","offer_id":39709026319,"sku":"Giftcard-150","price":150.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$250.00","offer_id":437118313,"sku":"Giftcard-250","price":250.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/Gift-Card-Holiday.jpg?v=1762197908"},{"product_id":"red-nylon-embroidered-captuer-hat","title":"We're Not A Porn Site | Shinesty Snapback Hat","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSome have been fooled by our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/denim-swim-brief-v2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003edong sarongs\u003c\/a\u003e, others by our raunchy line of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/collections\/mens-swim-collection\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003esummer swimwear\u003c\/a\u003e. 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