{"title":"Gift Ideas for Men","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eMen are hard to shop for. You can only buy your dad a tie so many years in a row before he removes you from his will. We’re here to help with a collection of the best gifts for men. Whether you’re buying presents for Christmas, his birthday, or a less traditional gifting holiday like Arbor Day, we have everything a guy could want. From underwear and socks to pajamas, if the man in your life likes putting fabric over parts of his body, then we’ve got you covered. And if you know a guy with a sense of humor, funny gifts for men are kind of our thing. Check out some of our underwear prints. Things can get pretty raunchy. But what about that guy who’s really hard to shop for? We’ve got gifts for him too. Simply buy every product in this collection and let him choose which to keep. With free returns and exchanges, it’s impossible to go wrong. Whether you’re shopping for your significant other, dad, brother, or side piece, you can take your guy’s game to the next level with all the cool gifts for men we’ve curated for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"gift-card","title":"Shinesty Gift Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eGive your loved ones the gift of choosing their OWN gift with a virtual gift card. \u003cstrong\u003ePROS\u003c\/strong\u003e to giving a gift card: \u003cem\u003e1.\u003c\/em\u003e It's impossible buy the wrong size. \u003cem\u003e2.\u003c\/em\u003e The giftee feels empowered by the seemingly endless possibilities. \u003cem\u003e3.\u003c\/em\u003e It's virtual, so there's no need for wrapping paper (: \u003cstrong\u003eCONS\u003c\/strong\u003e to giving a gift card:\u003cem\u003e 1.\u003c\/em\u003e They can re-gift it (ouch) \u003cem\u003e2.\u003c\/em\u003e You can't scratch off the price tag...they know EXACTLY how much money you spent on their gift. \u003cem\u003e3.\u003c\/em\u003e It's virtual, so there's no need for wrapping paper ):\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shinesty","offers":[{"title":"$10.00","offer_id":39709026767,"sku":"Giftcard-10","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$20.00","offer_id":2074847182863,"sku":"Giftcard-20","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$25.00","offer_id":39709026703,"sku":"Giftcard-25","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$40.00","offer_id":39709026639,"sku":"Giftcard-40","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$50.00","offer_id":39709026575,"sku":"Giftcard-50","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$75.00","offer_id":39709026447,"sku":"Giftcard-75","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$100.00","offer_id":39709026383,"sku":"Giftcard-100","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$150.00","offer_id":39709026319,"sku":"Giftcard-150","price":150.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$250.00","offer_id":437118313,"sku":"Giftcard-250","price":250.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/Gift-Card-Holiday.jpg?v=1762197908"},{"product_id":"snowflake-young-frosty-ugly-christmas-sweater-suit","title":"The Young Frosty | Snowflake Ugly Christmas Suit","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eFor far too long this copywriter’s girlfriend has demanded we create a snowflake adorned Christmas sweater suit and matching dress. In a sad desperate move to hold onto a crumbling relationship, I lobbied internally to get this done. Yes, I feel pathetically guilty about tricking my colleagues into creating this snowflake Christmas suit. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo, it did not save my relationship, but perhaps it can save yours. Raise the white flag. This one goes out to all the boys out there whose significant others have complete control over their wardrobe choices. Good night and good luck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"US Jacket 36","offer_id":5589814276,"sku":"10000-0880-36","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 38","offer_id":5589814340,"sku":"10000-0880-38","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 40","offer_id":5589814404,"sku":"10000-0880-40","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 42","offer_id":5589814468,"sku":"10000-0880-42","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 44","offer_id":5589814532,"sku":"10000-0880-44","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 46","offer_id":5589814596,"sku":"10000-0880-46","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 48","offer_id":5589814660,"sku":"10000-0880-48","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 50","offer_id":5589814724,"sku":"10000-0880-50","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 52","offer_id":5589814788,"sku":"10000-0880-52","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 54","offer_id":49773824911,"sku":"10000-0880-54","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 56","offer_id":29454811824197,"sku":"10000-0880-56","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 58","offer_id":29454811889733,"sku":"10000-0880-58","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 60","offer_id":29454812020805,"sku":"10000-0880-60","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/08_28_Christmas_GuysSuits_IMG_4377-Edit.jpg?v=1762197953"},{"product_id":"xmas-tree-camo-suit","title":"The Christmas Tree Camo | Mens Christmas Tree Print Suit","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eWe didn't just whip up the Christmas tree camouflage suit so you could win best dressed at the 7th annual Cubicle Christmas Celebration. We designed this ugly Christmas sweater suit because the holidays are filled with extremely awkward moments: Overbearing cousins, crazy alcoholic uncles, and drunk texts from ex-girlfriends. Sometimes a man of such power just needs to get away. That's where the camo comes in. Slip this baby on, stand near a Christmas tree and treat yourself to so much needed peace and quiet. You deserve it. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"US Jacket 36","offer_id":22123437188,"sku":"10000-1189-36","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 38","offer_id":22123437380,"sku":"10000-1189-38","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 40","offer_id":22123437636,"sku":"10000-1189-40","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 42","offer_id":22123437700,"sku":"10000-1189-42","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 44","offer_id":22123437892,"sku":"10000-1189-44","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 46","offer_id":22123437956,"sku":"10000-1189-46","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 48","offer_id":22123438020,"sku":"10000-1189-48","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 50","offer_id":22123438468,"sku":"10000-1189-50","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 52","offer_id":22123438660,"sku":"10000-1189-52","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 54","offer_id":22124328964,"sku":"10000-1189-54","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 56","offer_id":14945611153477,"sku":"10000-1189-56","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 58","offer_id":29454810218565,"sku":"10000-1189-58","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 60","offer_id":29452485066821,"sku":"10000-1189-60","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/XmasTreeCamoCallout_02bc38d9-cbac-44bc-9189-3ccd83643641.jpg?v=1762198083"},{"product_id":"xmas-tree-camo-dress-pants","title":"The Christmas Tree Camo | Men's Christmas Tree Print Pants","description":"\u003cmeta content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"content-type\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou're no stranger to incognito mode on your web browser, this is the same thing just IRL. These Xmas tree camouflage suit Pants, along with the jacket, are your only chance to make an escape when it's too cold to run away from home. It's a party trick on par with your ability to make all the eggnog disappear. Blend into your most joyous Christmas surroundings and escape all the things that make the holidays truly horrible: carols, the spirit of giving, family, etc. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"Waist 30","offer_id":49759929039,"sku":"10003-1189-30","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Waist 31","offer_id":49759929103,"sku":"10003-1189-31","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Waist 32","offer_id":49759929167,"sku":"10003-1189-32","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Waist 33","offer_id":49759929231,"sku":"10003-1189-33","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Waist 34","offer_id":49759929295,"sku":"10003-1189-34","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Waist 36","offer_id":49759929359,"sku":"10003-1189-36","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Waist 38","offer_id":49759929423,"sku":"10003-1189-38","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Waist 40","offer_id":49759929487,"sku":"10003-1189-40","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Waist 42","offer_id":49759929551,"sku":"10003-1189-42","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Waist 44","offer_id":49759929615,"sku":"10003-1189-44","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Waist 46","offer_id":14945508655173,"sku":"10003-1189-46","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Waist 48","offer_id":30268711665733,"sku":"10003-1189-48","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Waist 50","offer_id":30268711796805,"sku":"10003-1189-50","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/08_28_Christmas_GuysSuits_IMG_3778-Edit.jpg?v=1762198083"},{"product_id":"xmas-tree-camo-tie","title":"The Christmas Tree Camo | Christmas Tree Print Tie","description":"","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":22124370756,"sku":"10010-1189-OSFA","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/XmasCamo_grande_b6433440-3303-482a-9beb-1fc111b5a12e.jpg?v=1762198085"},{"product_id":"denim-swim-brief-v2","title":"The Daytona Dong Sarong | Denim Print Swim Brief","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eThey say jorts are the above-ground pool of the shorts world. We'd be inclined to agree. Our denim print swim brief, also known as the Daytona Dong Sarong, is just like that, except it is the above-ground hot tub of the swim brief world...or something like that. It is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too. And if you're really risky you'll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You'll probably get tossed out, but you'll look and taste good doing it. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*These should be paired with caterpillar-style mustaches for optimal results.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":42176681807,"sku":"10020-0814-S","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M","offer_id":42176681871,"sku":"10020-0814-M","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":42176681999,"sku":"10020-0814-L","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":42176682063,"sku":"10020-0814-XL","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X","offer_id":42176682127,"sku":"10020-0814-2X","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/500IMG_3472_2_1_grande_b8a93a08-2c98-43f0-a840-a8142fdf90dfcopy.jpg?v=1762199055"},{"product_id":"buffalo-check-plaid-party-blazer","title":"The Red \u0026 Black Lumberjack | Buffalo Check Suit","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eHere is what you need to know about the Red \u0026amp; Black Lumberjack Buffalo Check Party Blazer (or suit or pants or whatever look you are into):\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*This red plaid Christmas suit is not for hipsters, whatsoever. Sure, you may be saying, \"But, I'm pretty sure you're a hipster company selling hipster gear.\" Yes, we may sell some hipster gear, but we are not hipsters and here is why:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1) We have only hired 3 vegans to date as mandated by local law\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2) We only stock generic beer from Kirkland in the fridge\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3) We have one employee whose only job on Tuesday is to chop wood until his calluses crack or until two chords of wood have been cut\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4) We only allow black drip coffee made from a Black \u0026amp; Decker coffee pot\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5) Journals to reflect on your daily thoughts are not allowed on the premises\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e6) We have taken \"GMO,\" \"paleo diet,\" \u0026amp; \"vegetarian\" out of our company printed dictionary given to every new hire\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e7) We don't allow oval-rimmed, yellow lensed glasses in the office (That's a lie if Connor is reading this)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e8) Film and Polaroid cameras are banned for eternity at our HQ (Except Hannah she's got some great ones)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e9) Express written consent is required from the CEO for all man-buns\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"US Jacket 36","offer_id":47931277199,"sku":"10000-0781-36","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 38","offer_id":47931277263,"sku":"10000-0781-38","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 40","offer_id":47931277327,"sku":"10000-0781-40","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 42","offer_id":47931277391,"sku":"10000-0781-42","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 44","offer_id":47931277455,"sku":"10000-0781-44","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 46","offer_id":47931277519,"sku":"10000-0781-46","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 48","offer_id":47931277583,"sku":"10000-0781-48","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 50","offer_id":47931277647,"sku":"10000-0781-50","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 52","offer_id":47931277711,"sku":"10000-0781-52","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 54","offer_id":47931277775,"sku":"10000-0781-54","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 56","offer_id":15050411016261,"sku":"10000-0781-56","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 58","offer_id":31567639707717,"sku":"10000-0781-58","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 60","offer_id":31567639871557,"sku":"10000-0781-60","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/DSC00398.jpg?v=1762199156"},{"product_id":"buffalo-check-plaid-long-tie","title":"The Red \u0026 Black Lumberjack | Buffalo Check Tie","description":"","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":47949349711,"sku":"MPL-SEYXMAS-TI1276-OSFA","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/BuffCheckTie_grande_b7df2a24-35d8-412c-ab32-750259a39a21.jpg?v=1762199167"},{"product_id":"the-casual-casanova-blue-and-green-plaid-holiday-tuxedo-tie","title":"The Casual Casanova | Blue And Green Plaid Holiday Tuxedo Tie","description":"","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":47949349775,"sku":"MPL-SEYXMAS-TI1287-OSFA","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/BlueGreenPlaidTie_grande_073cda30-0757-440b-82ea-cafa9e0a4521.jpg?v=1762199167"},{"product_id":"red-plaid-tie","title":"The Red Rocket Pocket | Red Plaid Christmas Tie","description":"","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":47949350031,"sku":"MPL-SEYXMAS-TI1293-OSFA","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/DirtyDangerfieldGreenPlaidTie.jpg?v=1762199169"},{"product_id":"buffalo-check-boxer","title":"The Red \u0026 Black Lumberjack | Buffalo Check Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear","description":"\u003cp\u003eContrary to popular belief, Biggie's hat matched with these red and black plaid Ball Hammock® boxer briefs that caressed his codpiece and not his jacket. I bet you haven't heard that conspiracy before...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut the print is the tip of the iceberg. Enter the Ball Hammock®, a shelf-like pouch that lifts your boys up and out of the grundle, giving the twins the respect they deserve. Don't take our word for it, these ball pouch boxers are damn comfy. Hell, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.menshealth.com\/style\/a19546937\/shinesty-best-underwear-men-boxer-briefs\/\" title=\"Shinesty Boxer Briefs Men's Health Article\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eMen's Health's called them \"the most comfortable underwear you'll ever wear.\u003c\/a\u003e\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":31782596378693,"sku":"10071-0781-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M","offer_id":31782597034053,"sku":"10071-0781-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":31782598213701,"sku":"10071-0781-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":31782598934597,"sku":"10071-0781-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2X","offer_id":31782599426117,"sku":"10071-0781-2X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3X","offer_id":40017039786053,"sku":"10071-0781-3X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4X","offer_id":40017039818821,"sku":"10071-0781-4X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"5X","offer_id":40017039851589,"sku":"10071-0781-5X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/BiggieBalls.png?v=1762199173"},{"product_id":"black-boxer-briefs","title":"The Threat Level Midnight | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe dark black boxers are meant for intense situations. Theoretically speaking, if you are a retired secret agent who gets a sudden call from the President of the United States because he needs you to keep your super-villain arch-nemesis from blowing up the NHL all-star game, you absolutely have to be swass free. With ultra-soft MicroModal material creating a bonafide concealed carry pouch for your glock, saving the world will come hand in hand with a moisture-wicked, uber-comforted grundle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":30858535174213,"sku":"10071-0050-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":30858535206981,"sku":"10071-0050-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":30858535239749,"sku":"10071-0050-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":30858535272517,"sku":"10071-0050-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X","offer_id":30858535305285,"sku":"10071-0050-2X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X","offer_id":39876928143429,"sku":"10071-0050-3X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X","offer_id":39876928176197,"sku":"10071-0050-4X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5X","offer_id":39876928208965,"sku":"10071-0050-5X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/ThreatLevelMidnights.png?v=1762199305"},{"product_id":"snake-print-swim-brief","title":"Corwin's Constrictor Snake Print Swim Brief","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf you ever woke up on Saturday morning with a nice wedgie in your crack and Animal Planet's \"The Jeff Corwin Experience\" on the tele, these slippery snake swim briefs are for you. If you revel in the thought of your anaconda slithering into a Playa del Carmen beach bungalow, this green snake print bathing suit is for you. If you're at all worried about jamming your snake and eggs right back where they came from, these babies are definitely not for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":1735878377487,"sku":"10020-0810-S","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M","offer_id":1735878410255,"sku":"10020-0810-M","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":1735878443023,"sku":"10020-0810-L","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":1735878475791,"sku":"10020-0810-XL","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2X","offer_id":1735878508559,"sku":"10020-0810-2X","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/IMG_0017-Edit_3379e2d9-11c3-4377-b223-9a728bee7334.jpg?v=1762199316"},{"product_id":"the-democracy-of-denim-usa-sleeveless-denim-shirt","title":"The Democracy of Denim | USA Sleeveless Denim Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen it comes to 4th of July, you've got two options: a $5 Walmart t-shirt that says, \"Happy Birthday, America,\" or, The Democracy of Denim. If you aren't ready for people to ask about your Harley or how much Skoal you go through in a week, this baby ain't for you. I'm not saying you need to know every Lynyrd Skynyrd song to wear this USA sleeveless shirt, but it'd be a lot cooler if you did. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":19558079987781,"sku":"10081-0816-S","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M","offer_id":5470675795983,"sku":"10081-0816-M","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":5470675828751,"sku":"10081-0816-L","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":5470675861519,"sku":"10081-0816-XL","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2X","offer_id":5470675894287,"sku":"10081-0816-2X","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3X","offer_id":31230897324101,"sku":"10081-0816-3X","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/2019_04_23_S_SleevelessShirt_MR--3.jpg?v=1762199429"},{"product_id":"le-tits-now-knit-headband","title":"Le Tits Now | Knit Headband","description":"\u003cp\u003eBefore I get into the details of this retro ski headband, let me help you out. It took me 4 months to figure out what Le Tits Now meant. Say it 5 times fast. You see, it sounds like \"Late, It's Now!\" Consider this retro headband a wearable alarm clock, telling you you're late, and now is the time to get up and go. Slide it on, cover half your head and get to work. Because you are late!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Disclaimer: Le Tits Now actually means \u003cstrong\u003e\"Let It Snow\"\u003c\/strong\u003e for those of us who aren't late to work every day.*\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":12226255028293,"sku":"10126-1179-OSFA","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/AM20983_copy_c54ceb34-af88-4819-8c5d-383003172ccd.jpg?v=1762199602"},{"product_id":"frost-grey-solid-boxer","title":"The 50 Shades | Grey Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOur designers analyzed 50 shades of grey to come up with this: the most desirable shade for your new Ball Hammocks. Feel free to buy 50 pairs if you'd like to have 50 50 shades of grey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":30858535829573,"sku":"10071-0333-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":30858535895109,"sku":"10071-0333-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":30858535960645,"sku":"10071-0333-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":30858536026181,"sku":"10071-0333-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X","offer_id":39328056442949,"sku":"10071-0333-2X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X","offer_id":39876927815749,"sku":"10071-0333-3X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X","offer_id":39876927848517,"sku":"10071-0333-4X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5X","offer_id":39876927881285,"sku":"10071-0333-5X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/50Shades.png?v=1762199742"},{"product_id":"pornhub-hat","title":"The Comment Sections | Shinesty Black Dad Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eTwo of the world's most frequented sites have teamed up to create the single most uplifting dad hat of all time. Introducing the Comment Section Shinesty dad hat, because if you aren't reading the comment section on Pornhub.com you're missing out on the greatest content on the interweb. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":18853946294341,"sku":"MPL-HBAQ418-HT1542-OSFA","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/16A7656-Edit.jpg?v=1762200147"},{"product_id":"mens-ski-suit-black-80s-mogul-master","title":"The Steep And Deep | Men's Retro Black Ski Suit","description":"\u003cp\u003eSkiing is the easy part, you know how to do that. The difficult thing is how to make yourself known in a sea of black North Face jackets and pea-brains who don't wear helmets. It's obvious that the style of this vintage one piece ski suit is out of this world, but you'll be pleasantly surprised to learn that the features are just as impressive. This retro black ski suit for men is dripping in steez and is NOTHING like that boring black jacket. Just let these deets explain how. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":29072544137285,"sku":"10269-1099-S","price":349.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":29072544170053,"sku":"10269-1099-M","price":349.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":29072544202821,"sku":"10269-1099-L","price":349.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":29072544268357,"sku":"10269-1099-XL","price":349.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X","offer_id":29072544301125,"sku":"10269-1099-2X","price":349.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/Midday_Apres.png?v=1762200472"},{"product_id":"the-scotch-on-the-rocks-plaid-christmas-blazer","title":"The Scotch on the Rocks | White Plaid Christmas Suit","description":"\u003cp\u003eStay classy this holiday season in this white plaid Christmas suit, and get a head start on building your legacy as the family member who always has a glass of scotch in their hand. It doesn't have to be on the rocks, that's just the name of this pattern. And you don't have to drink it, but you might as well. Plus, there's plenty of interior pockets for stashing backups, so go on and share. Suit up in the matching pants and get yourself some fresh ice. After all, it's the holidays.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"US Jacket 36","offer_id":29454594277445,"sku":"10000-1173-36","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 38","offer_id":29454594310213,"sku":"10000-1173-38","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 40","offer_id":29454594342981,"sku":"10000-1173-40","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 42","offer_id":29454594375749,"sku":"10000-1173-42","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 44","offer_id":29454594408517,"sku":"10000-1173-44","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 46","offer_id":29454594441285,"sku":"10000-1173-46","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 48","offer_id":29454594474053,"sku":"10000-1173-48","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 50","offer_id":29454594506821,"sku":"10000-1173-50","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 52","offer_id":29454594539589,"sku":"10000-1173-52","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 54","offer_id":29454594572357,"sku":"10000-1173-54","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 56","offer_id":29454594605125,"sku":"10000-1173-56","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 58","offer_id":31567585280069,"sku":"10000-1173-58","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 60","offer_id":31567585673285,"sku":"10000-1173-60","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/08_29_Christmas_GuysSuits_IMG_4487-Edit.jpg?v=1762200636"},{"product_id":"scotch-on-the-rocks-white-plaid-holiday-dress-pants","title":"The Scotch on the Rocks | White Plaid Holiday Dress Pants","description":"\u003cp\u003eI believe it was the great Ron Burgundy who said \"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...\" while wearing a killer suit from the Channel 4 VIP wardrobe room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether or not you love scotch like the great Ron Burgundy, you can still look like a classy sonofabitch while you're rocking these holiday plaid Christmas wonders all the way home from the Pants Store. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"Waist 30","offer_id":29454594703429,"sku":"10003-1173-30","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Waist 31","offer_id":29454594736197,"sku":"10003-1173-31","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Waist 32","offer_id":29454594768965,"sku":"10003-1173-32","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Waist 33","offer_id":29454594801733,"sku":"10003-1173-33","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Waist 34","offer_id":29454594834501,"sku":"10003-1173-34","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Waist 36","offer_id":29454594867269,"sku":"10003-1173-36","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Waist 38","offer_id":29454594900037,"sku":"10003-1173-38","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Waist 40","offer_id":29454594932805,"sku":"10003-1173-40","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Waist 42","offer_id":29454594965573,"sku":"10003-1173-42","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Waist 44","offer_id":29454594998341,"sku":"10003-1173-44","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Waist 46","offer_id":29454595031109,"sku":"10003-1173-46","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Waist 48","offer_id":31567634890821,"sku":"10003-1173-48","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Waist 50","offer_id":31567635087429,"sku":"10003-1173-50","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/08_29_Christmas_GuysSuits_IMG_4499-Edit.jpg?v=1762200636"},{"product_id":"buffalo-check-plaid-party-blazer-bow-tie","title":"The Red \u0026 Black Lumberjack | Buffalo Check Bow Tie","description":"","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":29454610432069,"sku":"MPL-SEYQ419-BT1276-OSFA","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/BuffCheck_bowtie.jpg?v=1762200690"},{"product_id":"daddy-claus-christmas-kimono","title":"The Daddy Claus | Red Santa Christmas Kimono","description":"\u003cp\u003ePicture it: 280 pounds of jolly hanging loose in a sexy, red and white Santa Claus kimono as the man himself stares down a fridge full of cookies and heavy cream. Missus Claus got her present early but Santa's still full of Christmas spirit and he's in a giving mood. As a cool breeze sweeps across his open red Christmas kimono, he considers waking the reindeer and firing up the sleigh. He's not gonna deliver any presents, he just wants to spread a little more of his Christmas cheer. But then again he'd have to change out of his red Santa kimono and he's far too comfortable to do that. No, if anyone wants his Christmas cheer... they'll have to come to him... and his sleek Santa Xmas kimono.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"S\/M","offer_id":30270101094469,"sku":"10022-1184-SM","price":69.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L\/XL","offer_id":30270101127237,"sku":"10022-1184-LXL","price":69.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/Christmas_Kimonos_Pajameralls_MLR_IMG_8274-Edit_60b3d99e-5da5-43d9-853c-8147b54b65f6.jpg?v=1763756160"},{"product_id":"the-boatercycle-blue-and-gold-mirrored-macho-polarized-sunglasses","title":"The Boatercycle | Blue and Gold Mirrored Macho Polarized Sunglasses","description":"\u003cp\u003eNine out of ten eye doctors recommend these polarized Revo lens sunglasses. They're sexy and versatile, sporty and chill, blue and gold mirrored shades. And for that, we think it's only fair that we explain what happened with that 10th doctor... After getting kicked out of DeVry Online, he finished up his degree in Panama. Speaking no Spanish, he wrote a controversial dissertation titled, \"Donde Esta La Biblioteca?\" After blinding several people and being run out of Panama, he caught a boat back to the States. While in international waters, he was taken captive by pirates. It was at this time that he was selected to rate these stunning sunnies. We still haven't heard back. Thus the 9 out of 10.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"Polarized","offer_id":31160183390277,"sku":"APL-CPGQ419-SG2081-OSFA","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/IMG_6004-Edit.jpg?v=1762201497"},{"product_id":"dark-blue-ball-hammock-boxer-brief","title":"The Big Blue | Navy Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou might already have a pair of Ball Hammock® boxers that have something aggressive on the dong region, like an \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/eagle-stars-stripes-boxers\" title=\"The Mascot Ball Hammocks\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eAmerican Eagle\u003c\/a\u003e, or maybe even a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/hot-dog-boxer-briefs\" title=\"Hot Dog Ball Hammocks\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehot dog\u003c\/a\u003e. I think it might be time for you to give a nod to the classics with these dark blue solid Ball Hammock® boxers. If you go home, and your mom does your laundry, she won't ask questions about these plain blue men's boxers. But if you show up with a wild animal on your peen, you've got some explaining to do.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":31249550770245,"sku":"10071-0343-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":31249550803013,"sku":"10071-0343-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":31249550835781,"sku":"10071-0343-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":31249550868549,"sku":"10071-0343-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X","offer_id":31249550901317,"sku":"10071-0343-2X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X","offer_id":39876848517189,"sku":"10071-0343-3X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X","offer_id":39876848549957,"sku":"10071-0343-4X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5X","offer_id":39876848582725,"sku":"10071-0343-5X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/Big_Blue_0343_BXS-icon.png?v=1785777487"},{"product_id":"build-a-boxer-pack","title":"Build an Underwear Pack | Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Pack Builder","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003eThe Time Has Come to Build Your Own Men’s Underwear Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"c-mrkdwn__br\" data-stringify-type=\"paragraph-break\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMany have attempted it, many have failed, but we’re proud to give you the first completely customizable make your own underwear pack on the market (that doesn’t suck).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"c-mrkdwn__br\" data-stringify-type=\"paragraph-break\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd as many or as few pairs to your boxer pack as you want, the more you pack, the more you save. With savings up to 25% off your entire pack, there’s never been a better time to stuff your package to the brim.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"c-mrkdwn__br\" data-stringify-type=\"paragraph-break\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith a tsunami’s worth of our men’s underwear styles available for you to cram in that pack, you’ll have no shortage of mix and matching options available to you (more than a million different combinations)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":31568321183813,"sku":"MPL-SHNPACK-BX0000","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/save33mens_5718cf0a-a9a3-4394-bf28-9ef304dfb409.png?v=1762201913"},{"product_id":"mystery-boxers","title":"The Mystery | Surprise Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"post_body_wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"post_body\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"body_text\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou love surprise parties and the feeling of your stomach dropping on a roller coaster. Excitement is basically your middle name which makes this surprise Ball Hammock® boxer perfect for you. You live life on the edge, so why should your underwear be any different? Take a chance and get this mystery pair of boxers for $8 off the regular price and get ready for scrotal serenity. P.S. If you order multiple pairs of these mystery boxers, you might get the same pattern. Don’t yell at us if this happens. Just accept what the boxer fairies want for your nuts. All mystery underwear sales are final.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":31573643001925,"sku":"10071-0000-S","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":31573643034693,"sku":"10071-0000-M","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":31573643100229,"sku":"10071-0000-L","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":31573643132997,"sku":"10071-0000-XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X","offer_id":31573643165765,"sku":"10071-0000-2X","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X","offer_id":40139196366917,"sku":"10071-0000-3X","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X","offer_id":40139196399685,"sku":"10071-0000-4X","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5X","offer_id":40139196432453,"sku":"10071-0000-5X","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/MysteryBoxer_94ce9ad7-53ea-42fe-89b9-9c71a34d3233.png?v=1762201926"},{"product_id":"happy-nuts-comfort-cream-sweat-defense-and-odor-control-lotion","title":"Happy Nuts Comfort Cream |  Sweat Defense And Odor Control Lotion","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf it's warm outside as you read this, I can almost guarantee your gonads are a little sweaty. If you've ever suffered from bat wings, SWASS or chub rub you may be entitled to compensation. Just kidding, we can't offer you money, but we can offer you a solution to your Gold Bond addiction. Introducing Happy Nuts: the most innovative comfort cream to ever soothe your shweaddy balls. It applies like a lotion, and dries like a powder to keep you cool and comfortable 24\/7. If all of that hasn't already convinced you that you NEED this stuff, then allow me to remind you that no suitable mate enjoys 'nad sweat. None. Not one. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Third Party","offers":[{"title":"Fragrance Free","offer_id":44623766061125,"sku":"30000-0101-225","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandalwood Zest","offer_id":44623766093893,"sku":"30000-0102-225","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/HNHEROImages-2025-01-28T085339.072.png?v=1770656551"},{"product_id":"the-constellations-star-pattern-ball-hammock-boxer-briefs","title":"The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear","description":"\u003cp\u003eI bet you first saw this pattern and said, \"aww! I love the stars!\" Then, I bet you were like, \"let me find the big dipper, I can always find that\" and upon exploration of this pair of constellation patterned Ball Hammock® underwear you realized that we truly should have called them the cumstellations instead. I won't say anything more besides the fact that wearing glow in the dark pouch underwear is way better than non-glow in the dark anything. Once again, be mindful of who you purchase these for, or prepare for very awkward conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":31888094822469,"sku":"10071-0323-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":31888094855237,"sku":"10071-0323-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":31888094888005,"sku":"10071-0323-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":31888094920773,"sku":"10071-0323-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X","offer_id":31888094953541,"sku":"10071-0323-2X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X","offer_id":39876803264581,"sku":"10071-0323-3X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X","offer_id":39876803297349,"sku":"10071-0323-4X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5X","offer_id":39876803330117,"sku":"10071-0323-5X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/BigBang_df5ca4da-4279-4a27-aaa1-5a513acaf856.png?v=1762202211"},{"product_id":"the-50-shades-of-gonads-frost-grey-ball-hammock-pouch-underwear-w-fly","title":"The 50 Shades | Grey Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOur designers analyzed 50 shades of grey to come up with this: the most desirable shade for your new Ball Hammocks. Feel free to buy 50 pairs if you'd like to have 50 50 shades of grey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":41044789428293,"sku":"10070-0333-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"S","offer_id":39260569829445,"sku":"10070-0333-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":39260569862213,"sku":"10070-0333-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":39260569894981,"sku":"10070-0333-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":39260569927749,"sku":"10070-0333-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X","offer_id":39260569960517,"sku":"10070-0333-2X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X","offer_id":39876806934597,"sku":"10070-0333-3X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X","offer_id":39876806967365,"sku":"10070-0333-4X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5X","offer_id":39876807000133,"sku":"10070-0333-5X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/50shadesBXWFly.png?v=1762268990"},{"product_id":"the-big-bang-constellation-ball-hammock-pouch-underwear-w-fly","title":"The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly","description":"\u003cp\u003eI bet you first saw this pattern and said, \"aww! I love the stars!\" Then, I bet you were like, \"let me find the big dipper, I can always find that\" and upon exploration of these constellation pattern Ball Hammock® you realize why we call them The Big Bang. I won't say anything more besides the fact that wearing glow in the dark pouch underwear is way better than non-glow in the dark anything. Once again, be mindful of who you purchase these for, or prepare for very awkward conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":41047966842949,"sku":"10070-0323-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":39260572745797,"sku":"10070-0323-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":39260572778565,"sku":"10070-0323-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":39260572811333,"sku":"10070-0323-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":39260572844101,"sku":"10070-0323-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X","offer_id":39260572876869,"sku":"10070-0323-2X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X","offer_id":39876803493957,"sku":"10070-0323-3X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X","offer_id":39876803526725,"sku":"10070-0323-4X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5X","offer_id":39876803559493,"sku":"10070-0323-5X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/BigBangWFly_97ec1c43-2289-46e3-a385-56749d6d9465.png?v=1762268992"},{"product_id":"the-big-blue-dark-blue-ball-hammock-pouch-underwear-w-fly","title":"The Big Blue | Navy Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou might already have a pair of Ball Hammock® underwear that has something aggressive on the dong region, like an \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/eagle-stars-stripes-boxers\" title=\"The Mascot Ball Hammocks\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eAmerican Eagle\u003c\/a\u003e, or maybe even a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/hot-dog-boxer-briefs\" title=\"Hot Dog Ball Hammocks\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehot dog\u003c\/a\u003e. I think it might be time for you to give a nod to the classics with these dark blue solid Ball Hammock® boxers with fly. If you go home, and your mom does your laundry, she won't ask questions about these plain blue men's boxers. But if you show up with a wild animal on your peen, you've got some explaining to do.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":41048001642565,"sku":"10070-0343-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"S","offer_id":39260573564997,"sku":"10070-0343-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":39260573597765,"sku":"10070-0343-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":39260573630533,"sku":"10070-0343-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":39260573663301,"sku":"10070-0343-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X","offer_id":39260573696069,"sku":"10070-0343-2X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X","offer_id":39876807196741,"sku":"10070-0343-3X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X","offer_id":39876807229509,"sku":"10070-0343-4X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5X","offer_id":39876807262277,"sku":"10070-0343-5X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/BigBlue0343BXFly.png?v=1758037117"},{"product_id":"the-biggie-balls-buffalo-check-ball-hammock-pouch-underwear-w-fly","title":"The Red \u0026 Black Lumberjack | Buffalo Check Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly","description":"\u003cp\u003eContrary to popular belief, Biggie's hat matched with these red and black plaid Ball Hammock® pouch underwear that caressed his codpiece and not his jacket. I bet you haven't heard that conspiracy before...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut the print is the tip of the iceberg. Enter the Ball Hammock®, a shelf-like hammock that lifts your boys up and out of the grundle, giving the twins the respect they deserve. Don't take our word for it, these ball pouch boxers are damn comfy. Hell, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.menshealth.com\/style\/a19546937\/shinesty-best-underwear-men-boxer-briefs\/\" title=\"Shinesty Boxer Briefs Men's Health Article\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eMen's Health's called them \"the most comfortable underwear you'll ever wear.\u003c\/a\u003e\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":39260576874565,"sku":"10070-0781-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M","offer_id":39260576907333,"sku":"10070-0781-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":39260576940101,"sku":"10070-0781-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":39260576972869,"sku":"10070-0781-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2X","offer_id":39260577005637,"sku":"10070-0781-2X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3X","offer_id":40017039327301,"sku":"10070-0781-3X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4X","offer_id":40017039360069,"sku":"10070-0781-4X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"5X","offer_id":40017039392837,"sku":"10070-0781-5X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/Red_BlackLumberjackwfLY.png?v=1762268996"},{"product_id":"my-name-is-buck-ball-hammock-2-pack-w-fly","title":"The Name is Buck | Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 2 Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou're looking at the mullet of Ball Hammock® sets — half business, half party. Whether you're channeling the Man in Black at a Johnny Cash lookalike convention or kickin' back at the lodge after a long morning of drinking in your tree stand, your boys will stay as comfortable and presentable as the most underrated hairstyle of all time.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":39297469808709,"sku":"40006-2024-S","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":39297469841477,"sku":"40006-2024-M","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":39297469874245,"sku":"40006-2024-L","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":39297469907013,"sku":"40006-2024-XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X","offer_id":39297469939781,"sku":"40006-2024-2X","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X","offer_id":40339616399429,"sku":"40006-2024-3X","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4X","offer_id":40339616628805,"sku":"40006-2024-4X","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"5X","offer_id":40339619348549,"sku":"40006-2024-5X","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/TheNameisBuckBXWFly2Pack_f7dfd48f-4385-4367-a361-b8f76b13ef35.png?v=1762269038"},{"product_id":"long-leg-constellation-ball-hammock-pouch-underwear-with-fly","title":"The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Ball Hammock® Boxer - Long Leg","description":"\u003cp\u003eI bet you first saw this pattern and said, \"aww! I love the stars!\" Then, I bet you were like, \"let me find the big dipper, I can always find that\" and upon exploration of these constellation pattern long leg Ball Hammock® underwear you realized that we truly should have called them the cumstellations instead. I won't say anything more besides the fact that wearing glow in the dark pouch underwear is way better than non-glow in the dark anything. Once again, be mindful of who you purchase these for, or prepare for very awkward conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":39273099624517,"sku":"10180-0323-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":39273099657285,"sku":"10180-0323-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":39273099690053,"sku":"10180-0323-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":39273099722821,"sku":"10180-0323-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X","offer_id":39273099755589,"sku":"10180-0323-2X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X","offer_id":39876805394501,"sku":"10180-0323-3X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X","offer_id":39876805427269,"sku":"10180-0323-4X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5X","offer_id":39876805460037,"sku":"10180-0323-5X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/BigBangBXLong_4195e5cf-8dc9-41c0-9358-e4513d22ccb6.png?v=1762269087"},{"product_id":"poinsettia-ugly-christmas-bow-tie","title":"The Centerpiece | Poinsettia Ugly Christmas Bow Tie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThere exists a common myth that Poinsettias are toxic if consumed, but that is simply untrue. The only real danger this flower might cause is when you show up to a party wearing this Poinsettia Bow Tie. In fact, initial product testing reported elevated levels of lust and salacious behavior upon first sight. Our legal team has advised me to mention that we are not responsible for any intense love triangles or holiday party love-making sessions that may ensue due to the existence of this Bow Tie. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eP.S. I lied and Poinsettias are toxic so don’t let anyone or anything in your life eat it. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":39297892679749,"sku":"10015-1169-OSFA","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/TheCenterpieceBT2602.jpg?v=1762269324"},{"product_id":"long-brown-black-label-faux-fur-coat","title":"The Manhattan Mogul | Long Brown Black Label Faux Fur Coat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis chic, eye-catching long brown fur coat is ethically made of 100% faux fur. Think of it like a merkin for your formal wear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis coat is so soft and luxurious you’ll think we manufacture it by shaving a bunch of chinchillas then giving them Rogaine to grow their fur back for the next order. But that’s definitely not what’s happening.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"XS\/S","offer_id":39307182800965,"sku":"MPL-COFQ321-LF2627-XSS","price":119.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M\/L","offer_id":39307182833733,"sku":"MPL-COFQ321-LF2627-ML","price":119.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL\/2X","offer_id":39307182866501,"sku":"MPL-COFQ321-LF2627-XL2X","price":119.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/TheManhattanMogulLF2627_4.jpg?v=1762269361"},{"product_id":"usa-retro-ski-beanie","title":"The First Chair | USA Retro Ski Beanie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIt’s 6:00 AM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eYou slide on your chainmail armor, polish your long sword, put your American Flag Beanie on and say a quick prayer. The battle for First Chair has begun. What seems like an endless horde of Gapers advances on your position in the lift line, but you stand your ground heroically and manage to win against all odds. After the fog of war clears, a scene is revealed to all bystanders with you resting on top of the hopes and dreams of your conquered enemies. Then the head Ski Patroller descends from his heavenly throne at the top of the world and blesses you with the holiest of all privileges. First chair baby. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":39310374764613,"sku":"10125-0046-OSFA","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/TheFirstChairBN2628_2.jpg?v=1759258478"},{"product_id":"black-and-neon-ski-beanie","title":"The Steep \u0026 Deep | Black and Neon Ski Beanie","description":"\u003cp\u003eMy mama told me, so now I'm telling you: You should probably wear a helmet while engaging in snow sports. But here's the kicker - your hair is gonna look horrid once you take off that helmet. The only solution to not sport sweat-soaked hair at the après is to have a handy dandy beanie in your pocket. I guess this retro beanie is exactly what you're looking for.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":39310374830149,"sku":"10125-1166-OSFA","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/lettitsnowPDP.jpg?v=1780939601"},{"product_id":"neon-ski-beanie","title":"The Chairlift Chiefer | Neon Ski Beanie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf your vocabulary has substituted the word gondola for ganjula, then this beanie just may be the perfect noggin warmer for you. This super warm ski beanie is guaranteed to keep you cozy and will facilitate suspicious looks from ski patrol all the way from the resort parking lot to the top of the mountain. Oh yeah, and here’s a little pro tip from my Ski Bum of a father. Get an electric lighter to use on the lift, it won’t blow out like a traditional gas lighter from the wind. You’re welcome.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":39310374928453,"sku":"10125-1167-OSFA","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/TheChairliftChieferBN2631_3.jpg?v=1762269368"},{"product_id":"disco-balls-ball-hammock-pouch-underwear","title":"The Discotheque | Disco Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe can promise you one thing today. When you wear this pair of disco ball Ball Hammock® underwear, we guarantee that the only ball dropping will be that big sparkling one in the sky. That's the power of the built-in pouch. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":39350621864005,"sku":"10071-0071-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M","offer_id":39350621896773,"sku":"10071-0071-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":39350621929541,"sku":"10071-0071-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":39350621962309,"sku":"10071-0071-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2X","offer_id":39350621995077,"sku":"10071-0071-2X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3X","offer_id":40044933611589,"sku":"10071-0071-3X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4X","offer_id":40044933644357,"sku":"10071-0071-4X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"5X","offer_id":40044933677125,"sku":"10071-0071-5X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/Discotheque_051b79ff-e299-4beb-b85a-67d54772c0c2.png?v=1759258564"},{"product_id":"montucky-ball-hammock-pouch-underwear-with-fly","title":"The Bozeman | Montucky Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eShow your devotion to the glorious state of Montucky with these exclusive Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear featuring only the coldest of snacks. Sliding these underwear on may be the second most refreshing experience available to mankind. The #1 spot obviously goes to the first sip of Montucky after a long day of leaving your mark on the world.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":39350622519365,"sku":"10070-0627-S","price":22.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M","offer_id":39350622552133,"sku":"10070-0627-M","price":22.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":39350622584901,"sku":"10070-0627-L","price":22.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":39350622617669,"sku":"10070-0627-XL","price":22.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2X","offer_id":39350622650437,"sku":"10070-0627-2X","price":22.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/BozemanWFly.png?v=1759258570"},{"product_id":"reversible-fur-hoodie","title":"The Caribou Lous | Reversible Christmas Fur Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eCongratulations, you just stumbled upon the most important item of clothing you could ever own. I know you're thinking that this oversized, reversible, ultra-cozy Christmas hoodie is a little bit excessive. I get it. I thought the same thing...until I tried it on. This hoodie is, hands down, the most comfortable thing in the world. I felt like a caterpillar in a cocoon, like a joey in a pouch, like a kitten curled up on a bear rug next to a wood-burning fire, like a gingerbread man soaking in a cup of hot cocoa. Do not miss your opportunity to take this home.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":39370221125701,"sku":"MPL-SEYQ421-HO1822-OSFA","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/Tier6_a7c64a9b-28db-46a5-9e9d-57255b138213.jpg?v=1762269518"},{"product_id":"clear-polarized-mirrored-macho-sunglasses","title":"The Crushed Ice | Clear Polarized Mirrored Macho Sunglasses","description":"\u003cp\u003eNot all ice is created equal, so I'd like to rank my three favorite types of ice for you today: \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3. Giant blocks of ice: have you ever got ice block sliding? You get a block of ice and sit on it and slide down a hill. invigorating. Or, have you chucked one in a swimming pool and played with it until it melts? Fun as heck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2. Ice made out of something that's not water: like iced coffee cubes. It's pretty neat to not water down your beverage if you ask me. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1. Pebble Ice: like the kind you get at country club ice makers and the Sonic drive through.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're a true ice connoisseur like me, then you belong in this pair of polarized Macho sunglasses named after my favorite frozen delicacy.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":39404851003461,"sku":"MPL-CPGQ321-SG2673-OSFA","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/TheCrushedIceSG2673.jpg?v=1762269584"},{"product_id":"the-master-baiter-blue-spoof-coozie","title":"The Master Baiter | Blue Spoof Coozie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome to The Master Bait \u0026amp; Tackle shop where we always remind our customers that it's not how deep you fish, but how you wiggle the worm. Get your hands on this coozie and gently slip your cold beverage inside.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":39410392432709,"sku":"MPL-DGHQ221-KZ0025-OSFA","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/06_09_21StackingGifts_Layflats_9a2faf2f-baf7-446c-b92b-9ce44fc3f757.jpg?v=1762269591"},{"product_id":"fathers-day-build-a-ball-hammock-3-pack-happy-nuts-boxer-packaging","title":"The Man Of The House | Father's Day Build a Ball Hammock® 4 Pack","description":"THIS LISTING IS JUST FOR THE BOX INVENTORY - NOT TO BE VISIBLE ON CHANNEL","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":40484066721861,"sku":"10227-0846-OSFA","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/hornography_cheeky-2_1.jpg?v=1762272150"},{"product_id":"fathers-day-build-a-ball-hammock-4-pack","title":"The Man Of The House | Father's Day Build a Ball Hammock® 4 Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003eDads deserve high quality gifts, so go ahead and build him the highest quality gift of all time. Don't worry, no tools are required. Just pick 4 pairs of Ball Hammock underwear and we'll pack 'em in this nifty gift box.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":40564014579781,"sku":"10227-0846-NP","price":95.56,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/FdayGiftBox.jpg?v=1777669851"},{"product_id":"build-a-3-pack-mens-underwear-3-pack","title":"The Tourist | Build A Men's Underwear 3 Pack","description":"\u003cspan\u003eTHIS LISTING IS JUST FOR THE BOX INVENTORY - NOT TO BE VISIBLE ON CHANNEL\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":40592007757893,"sku":"10310-1304-OSFA","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/StudioSession-10510.jpg?v=1762273238"},{"product_id":"the-happy-holidays-holiday-2023-build-a-mens-underwear-3-pack","title":"The Happy Holidays Box | Holiday 2025 Build A Men's Underwear 3 Pack","description":"The most wonderful time of the year can be...well...expensive. That's why we're dropping the price on our world famous Ball Hammocks and throwing in a decorative gift box to go along with it. Pick your style and size then fill your box with your favorite patterns. Give it as a gift or keep it for yourself. No need to wrap, we did it for you.","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":40705592459333,"sku":"10310-1303-NP","price":68.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/StudioSession-10534_4cf21b08-40bb-448c-99d3-08b631afc72e.jpg?v=1762274074"},{"product_id":"the-tourist-build-a-mens-underwear-3-pack","title":"The Tourist | Build A Men's Underwear 3 Pack","description":"Get more underwear for less money with this Ball Hammock pack builder. Pick your prints, save money, get that same pouch you know and love.","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":40705631682629,"sku":"10310-1304-NP","price":80.56,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/StudioSession-10510_194930d8-b838-4854-a2ce-1c70fdaa7c3c.jpg?v=1762274088"},{"product_id":"bathroom-guestbook-dukes-book","title":"The Log Log | Hey! You're In My Bathroom! Guestbook","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe perfect addition to any bathroom! Pop this tiny book on the back of your toilet and start collecting memories from every guest pooper who graces your porcelain throne. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- 4.25\"x7\" compact size fits on any standard toilet back  \u003cbr\u003e- 35 entry prompts to inspire your guests  \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":41025976107077,"sku":"10411-6101-OSFA","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/heyyoureinmybathroom_edits-2.jpg?v=1762274928"}],"url":"https:\/\/shinesty.com\/collections\/gift-ideas-for-men.oembed","provider":"Shinesty","version":"1.0","type":"link"}