{"title":"Best Gifts Under $30","description":"\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSearching for the best white elephant gifts under $30? Well, slap my ass and call me the Christmas Genie. I can’t give you three wishes (my boss said so), but I can offer some show-stopping C\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":15037,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"5\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"6\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"7\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"8\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"10\":0,\"12\":0,\"14\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0},\"15\":\"\\\"Helvetica Neue\\\"\",\"16\":8}' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"christmas gifts under $30\"}'\u003ehristmas gifts under $30\u003c\/span\u003e. Let’s be honest, you never know if you’re gonna get a shitty gift, so why not just search for \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--\ntd {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":15037,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"5\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"6\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"7\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"8\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"10\":0,\"12\":0,\"14\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0},\"15\":\"\\\"Helvetica Neue\\\"\",\"16\":8}' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"gifts under 30 dollars\"}'\u003egifts under 30 dollars\u003c\/span\u003e? You could get lucky and slide outta there with something fancy like a real bearskin rug, or you could end up with a $5 gift card to McDonalds. Ya, I’m lookin’ at you, Margaret. C\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":15037,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"5\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"6\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"7\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"8\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"10\":0,\"12\":0,\"14\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0},\"15\":\"\\\"Helvetica Neue\\\"\",\"16\":8}' data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"cool gifts under 30\"}'\u003eool gifts under $30\u003c\/span\u003e can be hard to find, so we curated a perfect list so that we can be your one-stop-shop this holiday szn. Take a stroll through our offerings featuring Ball Hammock pouch underwear, women’s undies, beanies, headbands, hats, sunglasses, socks and more. Get the best gifts under $30 and give yourself more time to work on the perfect spiked eggnog recipe.\u003c\/span\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"gift-card","title":"Shinesty Gift Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eGive your loved ones the gift of choosing their OWN gift with a virtual gift card. \u003cstrong\u003ePROS\u003c\/strong\u003e to giving a gift card: \u003cem\u003e1.\u003c\/em\u003e It's impossible buy the wrong size. \u003cem\u003e2.\u003c\/em\u003e The giftee feels empowered by the seemingly endless possibilities. \u003cem\u003e3.\u003c\/em\u003e It's virtual, so there's no need for wrapping paper (: \u003cstrong\u003eCONS\u003c\/strong\u003e to giving a gift card:\u003cem\u003e 1.\u003c\/em\u003e They can re-gift it (ouch) \u003cem\u003e2.\u003c\/em\u003e You can't scratch off the price tag...they know EXACTLY how much money you spent on their gift. \u003cem\u003e3.\u003c\/em\u003e It's virtual, so there's no need for wrapping paper ):\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shinesty","offers":[{"title":"$10.00","offer_id":39709026767,"sku":"Giftcard-10","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$20.00","offer_id":2074847182863,"sku":"Giftcard-20","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$25.00","offer_id":39709026703,"sku":"Giftcard-25","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$40.00","offer_id":39709026639,"sku":"Giftcard-40","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$50.00","offer_id":39709026575,"sku":"Giftcard-50","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$75.00","offer_id":39709026447,"sku":"Giftcard-75","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$100.00","offer_id":39709026383,"sku":"Giftcard-100","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$150.00","offer_id":39709026319,"sku":"Giftcard-150","price":150.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$250.00","offer_id":437118313,"sku":"Giftcard-250","price":250.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/Gift-Card-Holiday.jpg?v=1762197908"},{"product_id":"xmas-tree-camo-tie","title":"The Christmas Tree Camo | Christmas Tree Print Tie","description":"","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":22124370756,"sku":"10010-1189-OSFA","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/XmasCamo_grande_b6433440-3303-482a-9beb-1fc111b5a12e.jpg?v=1762198085"},{"product_id":"buffalo-check-plaid-long-tie","title":"The Red \u0026 Black Lumberjack | Buffalo Check Tie","description":"","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":47949349711,"sku":"MPL-SEYXMAS-TI1276-OSFA","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/BuffCheckTie_grande_b7df2a24-35d8-412c-ab32-750259a39a21.jpg?v=1762199167"},{"product_id":"the-casual-casanova-blue-and-green-plaid-holiday-tuxedo-tie","title":"The Casual Casanova | Blue And Green Plaid Holiday Tuxedo Tie","description":"","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":47949349775,"sku":"MPL-SEYXMAS-TI1287-OSFA","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/BlueGreenPlaidTie_grande_073cda30-0757-440b-82ea-cafa9e0a4521.jpg?v=1762199167"},{"product_id":"red-plaid-tie","title":"The Red Rocket Pocket | Red Plaid Christmas Tie","description":"","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":47949350031,"sku":"MPL-SEYXMAS-TI1293-OSFA","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/DirtyDangerfieldGreenPlaidTie.jpg?v=1762199169"},{"product_id":"buffalo-check-boxer","title":"The Red \u0026 Black Lumberjack | Buffalo Check Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear","description":"\u003cp\u003eContrary to popular belief, Biggie's hat matched with these red and black plaid Ball Hammock® boxer briefs that caressed his codpiece and not his jacket. 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With ultra-soft MicroModal material creating a bonafide concealed carry pouch for your glock, saving the world will come hand in hand with a moisture-wicked, uber-comforted grundle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":30858535174213,"sku":"10071-0050-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":30858535206981,"sku":"10071-0050-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":30858535239749,"sku":"10071-0050-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":30858535272517,"sku":"10071-0050-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X","offer_id":30858535305285,"sku":"10071-0050-2X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X","offer_id":39876928143429,"sku":"10071-0050-3X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X","offer_id":39876928176197,"sku":"10071-0050-4X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5X","offer_id":39876928208965,"sku":"10071-0050-5X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/ThreatLevelMidnights.png?v=1762199305"},{"product_id":"le-tits-now-knit-headband","title":"Le Tits Now | Knit Headband","description":"\u003cp\u003eBefore I get into the details of this retro ski headband, let me help you out. 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