{"title":"Men's American Flag Patriotic Apparel and 4th of July Outfits","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--\ntd {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-value=\"{\" usa and american flag clothing suits for letting people know you want to look but here party like a patriot. data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":8897,\"3\":[null,0],\"9\":1,\"10\":1,\"12\":0,\"16\":8}'\u003eMen's USA and American flag clothing and suits for letting people know you want to look formal, but you're here to party like a patriot.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe've got American flag boxers for those red, white, and blue balls situations, \u003cspan\u003epatriotic shirts, tees,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and button downs, along with USA \u003c\/span\u003ejackets,\u003cspan\u003e shorts, \u003c\/span\u003eand way more 4th of July outfits for men. It doesn't matter the need, this is America, we wear whatever we damn well please!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e---\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eMen's American Flag Apparel for the Fourth of July\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eListen up, Americans. It’s time to whip your civilian asses into tip top party condition. It’s almost Independence day, and you’re on a mission to exercise your constitutional right of the pursuit of whatever gets your broad stripe and bright stars rising to full mast. Your orders are to seek and rescue patriotic clothing for men - we’re talking American flag pants, shorts, party suits, shirts, blazers, all kinds of outrageous men’s USA apparel - and use it as a tool to gain temporary security clearance for consensual intercourse with a fellow American of your choice. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAmerican Made Men's Outfits for Men in America\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour aggressive willingness to expose yourself as an American flag-wearing, pro-exhibitionist patriot is imperative to your objective, citizen. Wearing regular, boring men’s apparel instead of a red white and blue 4th of July outfit could mean the difference between a failed mission and the coveted opportunity to risk 18 years of child support payments. You’re sure as shit no failure or else you wouldn’t be reading this, so tell me friend, are you ready to take the assignment?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOn a Scale of One to America, How Fuggin' Great Will You Look in This American Flag Outfit?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNow that you’re committed to the mission, let’s recap: securing American flag clothing for men is the critical first step to going on a midnight ride like your fellow patriot, Paul Revere. He put his patriotic pants on one leg at a time like the rest of us, but his dedication to patriotic clothing for men made damn sure the British weren’t the only ones coming.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"usa-overalls","title":"The Screamin Eagles | American Flag Overalls","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese \u003cspan\u003eAmerican flag overalls\u003c\/span\u003e are not for the faint of heart. Either you love them, or you despise them, and therefore despise America. Our USA overalls make the Ringling Brothers harder than Plymouth Rock and are fit for two scenarios and two scenarios only (probably more, but I've got two ideas top of mind)... 1) my birthday - the Fourth of July, and 2) a county fair - where I went for my birthday on the Fourth of July, and met a group of rowdy carnies who loved my Screaming Eagles. 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