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The fun patterns on our pajamas ensure you’ll fall asleep with a smile on your face. “But we don’t need adult matching pajamas. My partner and I sleep naked.” Look, I know you think it’s sexy to sleep naked but all you’re doing is drenching your sheets in ass sweat every night. Put on some pajamas for the love of god.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"kama-sutra-party-kimono","title":"The Hot-Blooded Handbook | Valentines Day Party Kimono","description":"\u003cp\u003eTurn the heat up to 82 and call a babysitter 'cus this Valentine's Day kimono is hot. It'll take you on a sexual journey more eye opening than the migration to Mecca. In preparation, we recommend warning your bank that their will be no card activity for 3-4 days. It's also worth alerting authorities to disregard any missing person reports. 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