{"title":"Men's Funny Suits","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eCan a funny suit really make a party better? Well, what’s the secret to a good party? Liquor. And creating a vibe where strangers can become fast friends. What’s the secret to getting a conversation started with a stranger? Liquor. And by showing people you don’t take yourself too seriously. Any one of the crazy men’s suits in this collection will signal to everyone around you that you’re a cool person who’s fun to be around. These funny suits don’t just make you the life of the party, they bring life TO the party. Our party suits feature over-the-top prints designed with special occasions in mind. Find the perfect look for the 4th of July, Thanksgiving, Christmas, the Kentucky Derby, and whatever occasion you’d need to wear an orange and black tiger stripe suit to. Maybe you just made a huge donation to your local zoo and they’re renaming the big cats section after you or something. Look, man, I don’t know your life. Point is, no one’s gonna accuse you of being a wallflower in one of these cool suits. And if you want to be a little more subtle, check out our collection of solid color suits that will still turn heads with the wild lining hiding underneath. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"snowflake-young-frosty-ugly-christmas-sweater-suit","title":"The Young Frosty | Snowflake Ugly Christmas Suit","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eFor far too long this copywriter’s girlfriend has demanded we create a snowflake adorned Christmas sweater suit and matching dress. In a sad desperate move to hold onto a crumbling relationship, I lobbied internally to get this done. Yes, I feel pathetically guilty about tricking my colleagues into creating this snowflake Christmas suit. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo, it did not save my relationship, but perhaps it can save yours. Raise the white flag. This one goes out to all the boys out there whose significant others have complete control over their wardrobe choices. 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Well, there was a time when flannels actually meant something. The flannel used to be strictly for Home Improvement’s Al Borland, lumberjacks who get their maple syrup straight from the source, and that behemoth of a man from the Brawny Paper Towel label. Nowadays, you can't go two clicks north without running into a hipster in plaid whose beard reeks of patchouli oil.  It’s an atrocity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe hilarious hypocrisy of the situation is that we are neither lumberjacks nor home improvement gurus, yet we still made a plaid Christmas sweater suit. And our model, who got his calluses from baking gingerbread cookies for his wife's Christmas-themed bunco party, is sporting evergreen-scented face lotion he bought online. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eMatching \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/red-green-plaid-winter-wrap-dress\" title=\"Red and Green Plaid Women Wrap Dress\" target=\"_blank\"\u003edress\u003c\/a\u003e | Matching \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/christmas-plaid-dog-hoodie\" title=\"red and green plaid dog sweater\" target=\"_blank\"\u003epet\u003c\/a\u003e | Matching \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/christmas-plaid-baby-jumpsuit\" title=\"Red and green plaid baby onesie\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ebaby\u003c\/a\u003e | Matching toddler \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/red-green-plaid-toddler-christmas-dress\" title=\"red and green plaid toddler dress for girls\" target=\"_blank\"\u003edress\u003c\/a\u003e \u0026amp; \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/red-green-plaid-toddler-christmas-blazer\" title=\"red and green plaid little boy toddler suit\" target=\"_blank\"\u003esuit\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"US Jacket 36","offer_id":5589876036,"sku":"10000-1183-36","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 38","offer_id":5589876164,"sku":"10000-1183-38","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 40","offer_id":5589876292,"sku":"10000-1183-40","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 42","offer_id":5589876356,"sku":"10000-1183-42","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 44","offer_id":5589876484,"sku":"10000-1183-44","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 46","offer_id":5589876548,"sku":"10000-1183-46","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 48","offer_id":5589876676,"sku":"10000-1183-48","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 50","offer_id":5589876740,"sku":"10000-1183-50","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 52","offer_id":5589876804,"sku":"10000-1183-52","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 54","offer_id":49774702991,"sku":"10000-1183-54","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 56","offer_id":29452459638853,"sku":"10000-1183-56","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US Jacket 58","offer_id":14955512922181,"sku":"10000-1183-58","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US Jacket 60","offer_id":29452459966533,"sku":"10000-1183-60","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/08_04_20_XmasFormal-1159-Edit-2.jpg?v=1762197954"},{"product_id":"new-and-improved-tommy-j-blazer","title":"The Tommy J | American Flag Suit Jacket","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eWhy'd we name this red and white striped American flag blazer after Tommy J? 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