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Needless to say these babies perform just as well at altitude as they do at apres.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e---\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAdd Some Fun Ski \u0026amp; Snowboard Accessories to Your Gear This Winter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSkiing and snowboarding: it means different things to different people. Some are focused on their \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eski accessories\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e and looking flyer than that bald eagle overhead, and others are set on speed agility and being the best. I wish I could say that I am better than everyone on the mountain, but the only thing I’m better at is après. I love snowboarding, but I’m nothing special. I’ve got all kinds of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003efun\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eretro\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eheadbands\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e in my repertoire, but you won’t catch me hiking the mountain with my board on my back. You will probably find me outside at the lodge, after a couple runs, with my \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003esunglasses\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e perched happily on my nose, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003evintage hat \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eon my head, bloody mary in hand, enjoying the sunlight reflecting off the snow. I may not get my compliments on the runs, but you bet your ass I get compliments on my \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ecool ski accessories.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eBring the Party With These Cool Ski \u0026amp; Snowboard Accessories.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs I write this little piece focusing on ski and snowboard accessories, I reflect on myself as a snow sportsman. I skied as a young lad, looking funny in my tiny person hats and sunglasses, and now I snowboard, obviously looking just as funny. I’ve been snowmobiling, snowshoeing and definitely shred at sledding. My accessories are pseudo vintage, just like these, but I will definitely save them for my children, so they can have fun retro ski gear someday. Speaking of my first born, I’ve just decided their middle name will be “Après” because I already love it so much, so I’m bound to love the child. \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"shinesty-sunglasses-case","title":"Eyes Wide Shut | Shinesty Sunglasses Case","description":"","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":20509612740,"sku":"10204-0341-OSFA","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/06_16_21WomensUnderwear-8925.jpg?v=1762198006"},{"product_id":"white-teal-mirrored-macho-80s-ski-sunglasses","title":"The Machos | White \u0026 Teal Mirrored Sunglasses","description":"\u003cp\u003eWearing white frame sunglasses, for the most part, make you look like a mall rat circa '08. That's why we decided to reinvent the game with these white \u0026amp; teal mirrored retro sunglasses. 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