{"title":"Men's Swim Briefs","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRock a pair of swim briefs and swim in them, or don’t, we all know you’ll probably wear these to a poolside cabana in Vegas and never actually touch the water, but by the power of Burt Reynolds you will look as good as a fresh March moustache when you’re there. Our collection of men’s funny swim briefs is changing the swim industry forever. No longer will you have to settle for your father’s boring solid swim briefs that he wore to the ‘82 Lake Havasu wet wang classic, you can finally rock a bald eagle or wolf up on your dong like you’ve always dreamed, or sling some denim print up on there with a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/denim-swim-brief-v2\" title=\"denim dong sarong swim brief\"\u003edenim dong sarong\u003c\/a\u003e and become an instant legend at any poolside bar, beach bistro, or Boca Raton bingo hall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e---\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eHilarious Swim Briefs to fit your Sense of Humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eShow us one person who claims not to consider animal faces and ex presidents on men’s swim briefs funny, and we’ll show you a damn liar. That’s because outrageous men’s swim briefs are funny under any circumstances, and we’ve got the goods to prove it. From vintage and retro styles to pop culture icons, there’s a borderline inappropriate print for every occasion. Attending a black tie destination wedding? We’ve got swim briefs for that. Hot tubbing with your classy pals? Impress them with your knowledge of Renaissance art on your own piece of work (fun fact: David was a grower, not a shower). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSwim Briefs Perfect for Your Next Vacation \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eUnless you’re headed to a nude beach this summer, men’s swim briefs are a travel necessity. Besides the main benefit of package enhancement regardless of water temperature, swim briefs cover all the naughty parts that could get you arrested while leaving your legs free to outrun the fuzz when they try to nab you for something other than indecent exposure. If you manage to smooth things over with the narcs by making them laugh, keep cashing in that good karma and show the world that you’re not just funny - you’re vintage men’s swim briefs funny.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"new-usa-swim-brief","title":"The Unsurpassed Summer Ass | American Flag Swim Brief","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe swim brief...it's swim attire once reserved for Europeans and larger older men who own yachts. Well, that's no longer the case. Introducing the top dogs, the only American flag swim briefs that say exactly how they feel. From the beach to the above-ground, these feller huggers are here to tell the world exactly what's under your hood. An American flag swimsuit, especially a patriotic swim brief can be your best \u003c\/span\u003efriend \u003cspan\u003eor your worst nightmare, but they're always one thing: savage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSizing Notes: These bad boys are designed to fit a little tight so you don't lose 'em high diving into the pool. 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If you revel in the thought of your anaconda slithering into a Playa del Carmen beach bungalow, this green snake print bathing suit is for you. 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