{"title":"USA Themed Clothing","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; width: 100%;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--\ntd {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; width: 100%;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-value=\"{\" sell the most patriotic american flag clothing and apparel on earth. period. only thing freer than our return policy is good ol us of a shrouding yourself in red white blue outfit. need for men like suits usa tanks stars stripes swim trunks star spangled ski gear more we got it. also have women shorts bikinis dresses tons o accessories. stuffed lot there didn we. yer welcome. data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":9153,\"3\":[null,0],\"9\":1,\"10\":1,\"11\":4,\"12\":0,\"16\":8}'\u003eWe sell the most patriotic American flag clothing and apparel on Earth. Period. Why? Because every day is the 4th of July here in the good ol' US of A. The only thing freer than our return policy is America itself, and shrouding yourself in a red, white, and blue outfit. Need patriotic clothing for men like red, white, and blue suits, USA tanks, flag shirts, stars and stripes swim trunks, star spangled ski gear, and more? We got it. We also have USA clothing for women like patriotic USA shorts, bikinis, dresses, and tons o' American flag accessories. Basically we're saying we've got a metric fug ton of patriotic USA clothing that flag waving, red, white, and blue loving, patriotic Americans will love for Independence Day. Stuffed a lot in there didn't we. Yer welcome.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; width: 100%;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-value=\"{\" sell the most patriotic american flag clothing and apparel on earth. period. only thing freer than our return policy is good ol us of a shrouding yourself in red white blue outfit. need for men like suits usa tanks stars stripes swim trunks star spangled ski gear more we got it. also have women shorts bikinis dresses tons o accessories. stuffed lot there didn we. yer welcome. data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":9153,\"3\":[null,0],\"9\":1,\"10\":1,\"11\":4,\"12\":0,\"16\":8}'\u003e---\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ePatriotic Party Apparel: A Year-Round Necessity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIt’s not that you should own patriotic party apparel for all seasons, you need to own it. Consider this quiver of USA clothing to be the white buffalo in your closet. They don’t come out often, but when they do, you’re doing more than causing heads to turn. From ski suits in the winter to swimsuits in the summer, we have a cataclysmic sensory overload of everything kick-ass and awesome about American Flag Clothing. We’re talking fireworks going off during the middle of a Freebird solo with flocks of bald eagles mating as you eat a funnel cake covered in maple bacon by the handful.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAmerican Flag Accessories for All.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eGet the picture? From hillbilly overalls to USA bro tanks and business suits and pants, this all encompassing category brings your wildest American themed dreams come true. It doesn’t matter if you drink White Claw or Bud Light, if you smoke Reds or American Spirits, if you wipe from the front or the back, we all have a spot at the American table and we should all own an American outfit. At the very least, your USA clothing will keep the other items in your closet in line, while standing for freedom.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe Glory of Excessive USA Outfits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIt’s loud, it’s proud, it’s American excess at it’s finest. Want to know the best part? The excess doesn’t end at clothing, it expands to accessories of patriotism as well: flasks, hats, sunglasses, belts, fanny packs, you name it, we got it. We have American flag accessories for all types of people - from the person who wears patriotic clothing two days out of the year to those that wear it two days a week. Want to see us produce something red, white and blue? Start a petition, get some signatures, and send us a well crafted letter, that’s called democracy and it’s the American way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWe didn’t build this country on fancy cocktails and reasonable portions. There’s only one America and there’s only one line of patriotic American clothing that matters.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"usa-overalls","title":"The Screamin Eagles | American Flag Overalls","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese \u003cspan\u003eAmerican flag overalls\u003c\/span\u003e are not for the faint of heart. Either you love them, or you despise them, and therefore despise America. Our USA overalls make the Ringling Brothers harder than Plymouth Rock and are fit for two scenarios and two scenarios only (probably more, but I've got two ideas top of mind)... 1) my birthday - the Fourth of July, and 2) a county fair - where I went for my birthday on the Fourth of July, and met a group of rowdy carnies who loved my Screaming Eagles. 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