{"title":"Valentine's Day Robes \u0026 Kimonos","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNothing embodies Valentine’s Day like a red and pink satin robe that’s ready to slip on or off as the night goes on. Draw your honey a nice, warm, rose petaled bath and gift them a kimono robe for Valentine’s Day, and we promise you’ll be spending many more V-day’s with that special someone. Grab a Valentine Robe, strap in, and prepare for the slumberous ride it’ll take you on. Because there’s no better way to drift off into an abyss of sleep than being caressed by satin and cradled by our Valentine’s Day Robes. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e---\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eStop Traffic in Sexy Valentine's Day Robes \u0026amp; Kimonos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you’ve never tried on one of these sexy, smooth and silky kimonos, then these pink and red themed robes will have to be your first. We like to call these Valentine’s Day robes pre and post coital sleepwear. I think you can imagine why. Give your honey a kimono robe for Valentine’s Day and just wait and see what happens. There’s gonna be a whole lot of cleavage, and a whole lot of slipping and sliding with these Valentine’s Day themed kimonos. Forget a Valentine card, how about a Valentine robe? You won’t regret this cozy and sexy loungewear. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEasy-On, Easy-Off Robes \u0026amp; Kimonos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese Valentine’s Day robes will lay comfortably on the shoulders of your lover. Forget lingerie, you two can match in a Valentine robe. We may call this sleepwear, but you’ll be doing anything but sleeping when you see your sweet cheek’s sweet cheeks in one of these pink and red kimonos. If ya know what I mean. Flowers and chocolates are basic and boring. Get your SO a kimono robe for Valentine’s Day and thank us later. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"ladies-kama-sutra-party-kimono","title":"The Hot-Blooded Handbook | Ladies Valentine's Day Unisex Party Kimono","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTurn the heat up to 82 and call a babysitter 'cus this Valentine's Day kimono is hot. It'll take you on a sexual journey more eye opening than the migration to Mecca. In preparation, we recommend warning your bank that their will be no card activity for 3-4 days. It's also worth alerting authorities to disregard any missing person reports. Yeah, the other kindergarden parents might gossip that you essentially passed off your parenting roles to a 7th grade babysitter, but you know they're just jealous of your sex festival. Plus, Samantha is a very responsible for a 7th grader, so all is well that ends well. And it will end well.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"S\/M","offer_id":16988503081029,"sku":"40022-1492-SM","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L\/XL","offer_id":16988503113797,"sku":"40022-1492-LXL","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/11_20_18-1024_2b7ab0b5-661d-4804-bf9a-1fabe5783566.jpg?v=1762199945"},{"product_id":"daddy-claus-christmas-kimono","title":"The Daddy Claus | Red Santa Christmas Kimono","description":"\u003cp\u003ePicture it: 280 pounds of jolly hanging loose in a sexy, red and white Santa Claus kimono as the man himself stares down a fridge full of cookies and heavy cream. Missus Claus got her present early but Santa's still full of Christmas spirit and he's in a giving mood. As a cool breeze sweeps across his open red Christmas kimono, he considers waking the reindeer and firing up the sleigh. He's not gonna deliver any presents, he just wants to spread a little more of his Christmas cheer. But then again he'd have to change out of his red Santa kimono and he's far too comfortable to do that. No, if anyone wants his Christmas cheer... they'll have to come to him... and his sleek Santa Xmas kimono.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"S\/M","offer_id":30270101094469,"sku":"10022-1184-SM","price":69.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L\/XL","offer_id":30270101127237,"sku":"10022-1184-LXL","price":69.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/Christmas_Kimonos_Pajameralls_MLR_IMG_8274-Edit_60b3d99e-5da5-43d9-853c-8147b54b65f6.jpg?v=1763756160"}],"url":"https:\/\/shinesty.com\/collections\/valentines-day-kimonos.oembed","provider":"Shinesty","version":"1.0","type":"link"}