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That’s why every couple needs matching undies for Valentine’s Day. Remember, Valentine’s Day can end two ways: 1) With your underwear thrown to the floor in a fit of passion before you get it on with a hottie. 2) With your underwear thrown to the floor while you go cry in the shower because you’re alone again on February 14th all because you didn’t wear Shinesty underwear for Valentine’s Day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e---\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eValentine’s Day Underwear: By The End Of The Night You Won’t Be Wearing These\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eValentine’s Day is the sexiest day of the year. Or at least the day when society puts the most pressure on us to have sex at the end of the night. Have a debilitating migraine? Hallmark doesn’t want to hear excuses. They want to hear moans of pleasure. So start preparing for the big night first thing in the morning by slipping into a pair of sexy underwear on Valentine’s Day. Our collection of Valentine’s Day Underwear has so many fun, flirty, and even raunchy prints, you’re guaranteed to always have the perfect pair for any situation that arises. And trust us, things will be arising tonight. The variety of cuts and the delicate, silky fabric do the impossible: Ensure you’ll feel comfortable while also feeling sexy. In fact, our Valentine’s Day underwear is so comfy, your screams of ecstasy will be from knowing you’re about to put them back on.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eMatching Valentine’s Day Underwear: Dress Like Your Partner Before Undressing Your Partner\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEnjoy a little secret just between you and your partner all day long on February 14th by knowing the two of you are wearing matching Valentine’s Day underwear. Choose from a variety of sexy prints that will look great on you, and even better on your bedroom floor. And with matching underwear on Valentine’s Day, any peeping Toms watching you go at it will see just how in love the two of you are. For the more adventurous couples out there, matching Valentine’s Day underwear is also a great way to locate your partner amidst the heaps of tangled flesh during orgies. Of course, if you and your partner ever break up, you’re legally mandated to destroy all sets of matching underwear. We can’t have single people out there besmirching the good name of matching Valentine’s Day underwear. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"red-solid-boxer","title":"The Red Dress Effect | Red Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou may have heard of something known as the red dress effect, but we'd like to introduce a new, simpler theory. It's called the red dong effect, the idea that sliding into a pair of these solid red boxer briefs causes ladies across the globe to flock, and inevitably makes your junk look gigantic. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's because these nut nesting boxers are the second softest thing you can put your junk in and the last pair of red pouch boxers you'll ever buy. Why? 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