{"title":"Women's American Flag Thongs \u0026 Underwear","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the land of the free and the home of the shaved, or not, it's past 2012 anything goes at this point. An American flag thong is the perfect way to let your inner patriot stay pressed right up against your red blooded lineage. We're not saying that people who don't where women's American flag underwear aren't real Americans...I'm just saying the fastest way into my boudoir is with a couple of stars and about of baker's dozen of stripes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn the end, these American flag panties will have you singing, oh beautiful for spacious thighs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e---\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eShow Your Love For the USA with Red White \u0026amp; Blue American Flag Underwear \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThere’s no reason to stop your star-spangling at your outerwear when we have the best \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAmerican flag underwear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e that money can buy. On the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e4th of July\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e, there are two kinds of ladies in the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eUSA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e: those who casually dress up, and those who go balls to the walls. It’s easy to grab a graphic tee and call it quits, but we’re giving you all of the tools you need to be the best dressed bish at the BBQ. While we’ve got plenty of clothing to show your \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003epatriotic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e pride, there is no better way to be fully committed to the holiday than wearing butt floss with a friggin’ bald eagle on them. We have all of the red white and blue that you want and need. Show your love for the land of the free and the home of the brave by adorning yourself in head to toe patriotism. When you wear these \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAmerica\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e undies, you will feel better than the beloved lady liberty herself, and that’s a fact. ‘Merica. Heck ya.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAin't No Party Like a Patriotic Panties Party\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e“Everyone has a favorite pair of underwear, and mine are these \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAmerican flag panties\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e. These \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003epatriotic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e undies are the pair that I will push all others aside for. While my other thongs go through their fair rotation, I find myself internally and unapologetically drawn to these, day by day, week by week. Why do these \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003esexy flag \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003epanties get more action than others? I simply feel better when I’ve got these \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e4th of July\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e beauties all up in my undercarriage. I have never been more comfortable, felt sexier and been more at ease than when I’m wearing this \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAmerican flag thong\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e.” -Oprah (just kidding) \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"american-flag-cheeky-underwear","title":"The Mascot | American Flag Cheeky Underwear","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe present to you, our best selling bald eagle American flag print, now on our brand new cheeky undies for ladies. With all of the patriotism and double the booty coverage. These cheeky panties are soft, stretchy and more comfortable than anything else in your underwear drawer. 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