{"title":"Women's Christmas Panties","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--\ntd {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWinter is coming, ladies. As the temperature drops and the holiday decorations rise, we know that the season for pleasin’ is coming. Of course you’ve got your cute holiday outfits picked out, but you’ve got to ensure that your base layer is as festive as possible with some women’s Christmas underwear. From sexy seamless, no-show Christmas thongs, to soft and cozy cheekies, as well as ultra-cozy matching bralettes, we can guarantee to have your sweetest assets covered in holiday cheer. Luckily for you, we’ve got plenty of holly, jolly, festive and sexy Christmas panties for you to choose from. We’re turning up the heat with this women's Christmas lingerie. That’s right, holiday panties aren't just for Mrs. Claus anymore. We ripped up the North Pole’s “novelty Christmas underwear” patent and made a Christmas thong meant exclusively to make you feel as sweet and sexy as possible.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":13059,\"3\":[null,0],\"4\":[null,2,16776960],\"11\":4,\"12\":0,\"15\":\"Arial\",\"16\":10}' data-sheets-value=\"{\" the temperature drops shinesty is turning up heat with our women christmas underwear. that right sexy underwear isn just for mrs. claus anymore. we ripped north pole patent and made thongs are meant going down south.\u003e---\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAll I want for Christmas is Christmas Themed Underwear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eHey \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSanta\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e, it’s me again. I know I haven’t written to you in awhile, but you know how it is, Mercury was in retrograde, Josh cheated on me, I got bangs, the whole 9 yards big man. But anywho, I’ve got something that I really need this year. Just like Mariah Carey said, All I Want For Christmas is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003esexy Christmas underwear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e. Santa I’ve been so nice, it’s time for me to be a little bit \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003enaughty\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e. I just wanna be a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003esexy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e little \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eelf\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e. I know that these \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ewomen’s\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Christmas panties are softer than \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003esatin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e and just as \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003efunny\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e as I am after two glasses of champagne. I need a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eChristmas thong \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003efor that hometown bar crawl, Santa baby. Gotta impress all those boys who thought I peaked in high school. Ya, right. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe Perfect Christmas Gift: Women's Panties \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":13059,\"3\":[null,0],\"4\":[null,2,16776960],\"11\":4,\"12\":0,\"15\":\"Arial\",\"16\":10}' data-sheets-value=\"{\" the temperature drops shinesty is turning up heat with our women christmas underwear. that right sexy underwear isn just for mrs. claus anymore. we ripped north pole patent and made thongs are meant going down south.\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIf you’re looking for the perfect gift to give that special lady, STOP RIGHT HERE. You’ve found it, you’re basically a gift giving demigod. Go ahead and pat yourself on the back right now. We’ve got enough \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eChristmas underwear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e to last your lady a lifetime. These women’s Christmas thongs feature naughty and sexy patterns like the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/nutcracker-womens-thong\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNutcrack-her seamless thong\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e. This little pattern may look like it will bite, but it’s soft as hell. Give your lady The Unwrap Me’s cheeky holiday panties and enjoy opening up the gift with absolutely no papercuts. If you think about it, this gift is just as much for you as it is for her. Every time she wears a pair of these Christmas panties you get a funny peekaboo surprise when sexy time comes around. Not to mention, the more often she wears these, the more often sexy time will commence. If just one pair isn’t enough for her, give her the gift that keeps on giving. Subscribe to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.shinesty.com\/products\/monthly-thong-subscription\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ethe most unbasic undies subscription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e of all time.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"christmas-tiger-cheeky-underwear","title":"The Tinsel Tigers | Christmas Tiger Cheeky Underwear","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe apologize for perpetuating unrealistic Christmas standards this holiday season. No, you probably won't casually come across a feisty little tiger wearing a Santa hat this winter, and if you do...you might want to lay off those party favors a little bit. These cheeky undies are as spunky as you are. With extremely soft fabric and a comfortable elastic waistband, you will feel drawn to immediately throw out all of your old undies.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Private Label","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":29475526770757,"sku":"10067-0730-XS","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"S","offer_id":29475526803525,"sku":"10067-0730-S","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M","offer_id":29475526836293,"sku":"10067-0730-M","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":29475526869061,"sku":"10067-0730-L","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":29475526901829,"sku":"10067-0730-XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2X","offer_id":29475526934597,"sku":"10067-0730-2X","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/products\/11_27_RedSamples_Cheekies_Pajamas_0168-Edit.jpg?v=1759255487"},{"product_id":"build-a-couples-underwear-pack","title":"Couples Underwear Pack Builder","description":"\u003cmeta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe Time Has Come to Build Your Couple's Matching Underwear Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe concept is pretty simple. Why get just one pair of matching underwear when you can stack up to 9 pairs of underwear and save up to 25% while you're at it. Just pick your style and size, then start packing from the wildest selection of couple's matching underwear on the internet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"c-mrkdwn__br\" data-stringify-type=\"paragraph-break\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAdd as many or as few pairs to your Ball Hammock®, cheeky \u0026amp; thong pack as you want, because the more you pack, the more you save. 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Match your mate and pack your sack now.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shinesty","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":32069890703429,"sku":"MPL-SHNPACK-UW0000","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0234\/5963\/files\/match2.jpg?v=1759257804"},{"product_id":"mistletoe-modal-boyshort-underwear","title":"The Kiss Me There | Mistletoe Boyshort Underwear","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eEeeeeeeeveryone knows what happens under the mistletoe. 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