Men's American Flag Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

What makes American flag boxers so great? Simple. Red, white, & blue. It’s amazing how much emotion can be evoked by those three little words (and one little ampersand). Stars & stripes. That time it only took TWO words to rouse my feelings of pride. Always need that one ampersand though. Point is, now you can show off your American spirit by draping Old Glory over your old glory. These American flag boxers are the perfect way to show your patriotism to the dude at the urinal next to you who’s clearly peeking at your junk out of his peripheral vision. This men’s American flag underwear is great for 4th of July barbecues where you expect things to get frisky after letting the hotdogs digest for a couple hours. And while there’s no proof George Washington wore American flag boxer briefs when he crossed the Delaware to launch a surprise attack at the Battle of Trenton, there’s technically no proof he WASN’T wearing USA boxer briefs. And did you know Lincoln was buried in a pair of Ball Hammocks®? (Obviously the Long Leg cut.) Unfortunately, his estate refuses to let us exhume him for the publicity. Not sure what underwear Millard Fillmore wore. Also not sure anyone even cares.