Introducing Eau De Wiener

Because everyone wants to smell like wiener.

You Smell Like Wiener... And I Like It.

Real hot dog lovers get it.

Hot Dog Scented Perfume

There's nothing better than a hot sausage on a summer day. What if you could have that, without the meat sweats? This unisex cologne has notes of meaty links, fresh baked bun, and grilled goodness. And obviously, no ketchup.

Is that your wiener I smell? No... It’s Eau De Wiener.

The Eau De WienerHot Dog Water Scented Cologne Fragrance Nobody Asked For

$59.99

$59.99 $59.99

The Eau De Wiener | Hot Dog Water Scented Cologne Fragrance Nobody Asked For

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The scent that will have everyone asking "Is that your wiener I smell?". This unisex cologne has notes of wood smoke, birch tar, cade, warm grease, and fluffy vanilla bun. Wanna wiener?

A Fragrance Nobody Asked For
Inspired by hot dog water, ballpark sun, and the cold one you crack at noon. Spritz to commit to the bit.

3.2 OZ Eau de Toilette
Real fragrance volume in a clear glass bottle with a gold atomizer cap. Looks like a $200 fragrance counter. Doesn't smell like one.

Unisex by Design
Hot dog water has no gender. The only body parts needed are a nose and a sense of humor.

Limited Edition Drop
When it's gone, it's gone. Like the last dog at the bottom of the steamer.

Built for the Bit
First dates, family reunions, fantasy drafts, bachelor parties — for any occasion that deserves a story.

Free Shipping & Returns
Don't love it? Send it back. We won't ask you to describe why.

The scent that will have everyone asking "Is that your wiener I smell?". This unisex cologne has notes of wood smoke, birch tar, cade, warm grease, and fluffy vanilla bun. Wanna wiener?

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Free Returns & Exchanges

In addition to our Love Your First Pair or They're Free Guarantee, we offer free returns within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied for any reason.