No Pouch, No Problem

Let 'Em Hang

Try Loose Fitting Boxers
Loose fitting boxers layflat

Just really great boxers

No pouch icon

NO POUCH

Sometimes the danglers need to dangle
Soft icon

Soooooo Soft

The MicroModal fabric is gentle like a lover
Light and cooling icon

Feels Like Wearing Nothing At All

Lightweight, moisture wicking and breathable to keep you fresh
Money back guarantee icon

FREE If You Don't Love Your 1st Pair

Satisfaction guaranteed, baby
64 Reviews

The Big BangGlow In The Dark Constellation Boxers

$29.99
$29.99 $29.99
Best Seller
The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Boxers - Shinesty
  • The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Boxers - Shinesty
  • The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Boxers - Shinesty
  • The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Boxers - Shinesty
  • The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Boxers - Shinesty
  • The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Boxers - Shinesty
  • The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Boxers - Shinesty
  • The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Boxers - Shinesty
  • The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Boxers - Shinesty
  • The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Boxers - Shinesty
The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Boxers

Print :

The Big Bang

No prints available for this selection.

Our fabric is stretchy, if you are between sizes or want a more supportive fit, we recommend sizing down.

Size Pant Size Waist (in) Hips (in)
XS24-27"23-26"29-32"
S28-31"27-30"33-36"
M32-35"31-34"37-40"
L36-39"35-38"41-44"
XL40-44"39-43"45-48"
2X45-49"44-48"49-52"
3X50-53"49-53"53-56"
4X54-57"54-58"57-60"
5X58-60"59-61"61-62"
Size Pant Size Waist (in) Hips (in)
XS24-27"23-26"29-32"
S28-31"27-30"33-36"
M32-35"31-34"37-40"
L36-39"35-38"41-44"
XL40-44"39-43"45-48"
2X45-49"44-48"49-52"
3X50-53"49-53"53-56"
4X54-57"54-58"57-60"
5X58-60"59-61"61-62"
Purchase options
Love first pair or it’s free guarantee
Love first pair or it’s free guarantee Seriously we just give your money back.
Product Details
Sumptuously Soft MicroModal
Pouchless: Let The Boys Be Free
Moisture-Wicking + Breathable
Made From Natural Beechwood Fibers

I bet you first saw this pattern and said, "aww! I love the stars!" Then, I bet you were like, "let me find the big dipper, I can always find that" and upon exploration of these constellation boxers you realized that something very...sexy...is going on in the stars.
Features & Fabric

Softest Underwear Material…Ever
All MicroModal is not equal. Our proprietary blend has more sumptuous Modal per square inch than competitive products for the softest, best fitting underwear possible.

Fabric 100% Free Of Synthetic Polyester
Fabric derived from natural, renewable Austrian beechwood trees that's better for your health, and the environment.

Stays Fresh, Cool & Dry. All Day
Naturally moisture wicking & breathable to stop SWASS before it starts.

More Premium Features
Quick access fly, 4-way stretch, tagless, silky-soft + anti-roll waistband

Composition
95% TENCEL™ MicroModal, 5% Spandex
Sizing, Fit & Care

Sizing
Size down if you're between sizes or want a slimmer fit. Modal is stretchy and forgiving.

How It Fits
Loose through the legs without being dumpy or boxy.

How It Feels
The way it always should've felt: like you're wearing nothing at all.

Specs
5" inseam (12.7 cm)

Care
Machine wash cold with like colors on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Skip the fabric softener (they're soft enough as-is, we promise).
Product Description

I bet you first saw this pattern and said, "aww! I love the stars!" Then, I bet you were like, "let me find the big dipper, I can always find that" and upon exploration of these constellation boxers you realized that something very...sexy...is going on in the stars.
Shipping & Returns

US Shipping

Overnight, express, and ground options available at checkout

International Shipping

Express and economy options available at checkout

Free Returns & Exchanges

In addition to our Love Your First Pair or They're Free Guarantee, we offer free returns within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied for any reason.

TESTIMONIALS

What people are saying about going pouchless

Loose boxer testimonial 1

★★★★★

“These boxers are great”

The Ball Hammock versions have their uses for working out or high activity days, but when you’re hauling around a bit more equipment haha. For daily wear, I prefer the natural hang. It’s just more comfortable for me.

- Thomas M.
Loose boxer testimonial 2

★★★★★

“LOVE”

Love these. I've worn Peter Millar boxers for years. No more...these are flippin' awesome!!

- Paul W.
Loose boxer testimonial 3

★★★★★

“Great gift idea”

I bought these undies for my BF for Christmas thinking they were a funny gift. These are great. Great quality and comfy!

- Celia G.
Loose boxer testimonial 4

★★★★★

“Just get them”

Great value, feel and fit, both meet expectations.

- Ben G.
Loose boxer testimonial 5

★★★★★

“Hubby's Favorite!!”

Fabric is very soft, slight stretch, without binding. Cute designs. Can’t wait to order more.

- Patricia L.

We're still in the business of cradling.

Try our best selling Ball Hammock® POUCH Underwear here.
8K Reviews

The Coney IslandsHot Dog Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

$29.99
$29.99 $29.99

$19.99 on Subscription

Best Seller
The Coney Islands | Hot Dog Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly - Shinesty
Product sticker
  • The Coney Islands | Hot Dog Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly - Shinesty
  • The Coney Islands | Hot Dog Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly - Shinesty
  • The Coney Islands | Hot Dog Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly - Shinesty
  • The Coney Islands | Hot Dog Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly - Shinesty
  • The Coney Islands | Hot Dog Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly - Shinesty
  • The Coney Islands | Hot Dog Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly - Shinesty
The Coney Islands | Hot Dog Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

Our fabric is stretchy, if you are between sizes or want a more supportive fit, we recommend sizing down.

Size Pant Size Waist (in) Hips (in)
XS24-27"23-26"29-32"
S28-31"27-30"33-36"
M32-35"31-34"37-40"
L36-39"35-38"41-44"
XL40-44"39-43"45-48"
2X45-49"44-48"49-52"
3X50-53"49-53"53-56"
4X54-57"54-58"57-60"
5X58-60"59-61"61-62"
Size Pant Size Waist (in) Hips (in)
XS24-27"23-26"29-32"
S28-31"27-30"33-36"
M32-35"31-34"37-40"
L36-39"35-38"41-44"
XL40-44"39-43"45-48"
2X45-49"44-48"49-52"
3X50-53"49-53"53-56"
4X54-57"54-58"57-60"
5X58-60"59-61"61-62"

Out of Stock

He Gone. But will return!

Jot your email below and we'll send you a 1-time email as soon as it's back.

Print :

The Coney Islands

No prints available for this selection.
Love first pair or it’s free guarantee
Love first pair or it’s free guarantee Seriously we just give your money back.
Product Details
Ball Hammock Pouch icon Ball Hammock® Pouch
Sumptuously Soft MicroModal
Moisture-Wicking + Breathable
Made From Natural Beechwood Fibers

You bring the wiener, we've got your bun. Introducing the Coney Islands, our all-new hot dog Ball Hammock® pouch underwear with fly.

We called these babies the Coney Islands for one simple reason. Place you're wiener and tots in these hot dog print boxer briefs and you've got a tropical destination for your dong. That's because ultra soft MicroModal material keeps your buns dry so they don't get bbq'ed in the summer heat. And the bonafide ball pouch is like a bun for your boys, keeping 'em situated all day long. Whether you're packing a Ballpark frank or Polish sausage, these weiner-whispering pouch underwear make your bulge look so big, girls gonna want a hot dog REAL BAD. Just make sure you use the proper condom-ents....
Features & Fabric

Spacious, Supportive & Enhancing
Ball Hammock® pouch technology lifts, separates and cradles to make the boys below feel as incredible as they look. Gathered fabric in the front panel creates the space. The fabric strap provides game changing elevation and separation.

Softest Underwear Material…Ever
All MicroModal is not equal. Our proprietary blend has more sumptuous Modal per square inch than competitive products for the softest, best fitting underwear possible.

Fabric 100% Free Of Synthetic Polyester
Fabric derived from natural, renewable Austrian beechwood trees that's better for your health, and the environment.

Stays Fresh, Cool & Dry. All Day
Naturally moisture wicking & breathable to stop SWASS before it starts.

More Premium Features
Quick-access fly, anti-ride-up leg construction, 4-way stretch, tagless, silky-soft + anti-roll waistband

Composition
95% TENCEL™ MicroModal, 5% Spandex
Sizing, Fit & Care

Sizing
Size down if you're between sizes or want more support. Modal is stretchy and forgiving.

How It Fits
Perfectly. With an even and lightly compressive fit through the hips and legs to prevent ride up, and extra space and support for the boys.

How It Feels
The way it always should've felt: like you're wearing nothing at all. Pure bliss now that adjustments are a thing of the distant past.

Specs
6" inseam (15 cm)

Care
Machine wash cold with like colors on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Skip the fabric softener (they're soft enough as-is, we promise).
Product Description

You bring the wiener, we've got your bun. Introducing the Coney Islands, our all-new hot dog Ball Hammock® pouch underwear with fly.

We called these babies the Coney Islands for one simple reason. Place you're wiener and tots in these hot dog print boxer briefs and you've got a tropical destination for your dong. That's because ultra soft MicroModal material keeps your buns dry so they don't get bbq'ed in the summer heat. And the bonafide ball pouch is like a bun for your boys, keeping 'em situated all day long. Whether you're packing a Ballpark frank or Polish sausage, these weiner-whispering pouch underwear make your bulge look so big, girls gonna want a hot dog REAL BAD. Just make sure you use the proper condom-ents....
Shipping & Returns

US Shipping

Overnight, express, and ground options available at checkout

International Shipping

Express and economy options available at checkout

Free Returns & Exchanges

In addition to our Love Your First Pair or They're Free Guarantee, we offer free returns within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied for any reason.

Use code: N3WB1ES20

for 20% off your 1st order