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Introducing Magnum Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

New pouch option that's 47% bigger

Support Your Boulders Here

For The #blessed

Ultra-Supportive Pouch

47% bigger for the #blessed.

Borderline Too Soft

The MicroModal fabric feels almost too good sometimes. Hope you’re wearing a belt.

Feels Like You’re Wearing Nothing

Moisture wicking and breathable so you stay fresh, all damn day.

Love ’Em Or They’re Free

Seriously, we’ll just give your money back if you’re not in love with them.

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The Coney IslandsHot Dog Ball Hammock® Magnum Big Pouch Underwear

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The Coney Islands | Hot Dog Ball Hammock® Magnum Big Pouch Underwear

Our fabric is stretchy, if you are between sizes or want a more supportive fit, we recommend sizing down.

in cm

Size	Pant Size	Waist (in)	Hips (in)
XS	24-27"	23-26"	29-32"
S	28-31"	27-30"	33-36"
M	32-35"	31-34"	37-40"
L	36-39"	35-38"	41-44"
XL	40-44"	39-43"	45-48"
2X	45-49"	44-48"	49-52"
3X	50-53"	49-53"	53-56"
4X	54-57"	54-58"	57-60"
5X	58-60"	59-61"	61-62"

Size	Pant Size	Waist (in)	Hips (in)
XS	24-27"	23-26"	29-32"
S	28-31"	27-30"	33-36"
M	32-35"	31-34"	37-40"
L	36-39"	35-38"	41-44"
XL	40-44"	39-43"	45-48"
2X	45-49"	44-48"	49-52"
3X	50-53"	49-53"	53-56"
4X	54-57"	54-58"	57-60"
5X	58-60"	59-61"	61-62"

S M L XL 2X 3X 4X 5X

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47% Larger Ball Hammock® Pouch

Sumptuously Soft MicroModal

Moisture-Wicking + Breathable

Made From Natural Beechwood Fibers

You bring the wiener, we've got your bun. Ultra soft MicroModal material keeps your buns dry so they don't get bbq'ed in the summer heat while the bonafide ball pouch keeps your boys situated all day long. Whether you're packing a Ballpark frank or Polish sausage, these enhance your situation making onlookers want a hot dog REAL BAD. Just make sure you use the proper condom-ents....

47% More Spacious, Supportive & Enhancing
Magnum Ball Hammock® pouch technology lifts, separates and cradles to make even the most well endowed men feel as incredible as they look.

Softest Underwear Material…Ever
All MicroModal is not equal. Our proprietary blend has more sumptuous Modal per square inch than competitive products for the softest, best fitting underwear possible.

Fabric 100% Free Of Synthetic Polyester
Fabric derived from natural, renewable Austrian beechwood trees that's better for your health, and the environment.

Stays Fresh, Cool & Dry. All Day
Naturally moisture wicking & breathable to stop SWASS before it starts.

More Premium Features
Quick-access fly, anti-ride-up leg construction, 4-way stretch, tagless, silky-soft + anti-roll waistband

Composition
95% TENCEL™ MicroModal, 5% Spandex

Sizing
Size down if you're between sizes or want more support. Modal is stretchy and forgiving.

How It Fits
Perfectly. With an even and lightly compressive fit through the hips and legs to prevent ride up, and extra space and support for the boys.

How It Feels
The way it always should've felt: like you're wearing nothing at all. Pure bliss now that adjustments are a thing of the distant past.

Specs
6" inseam (15 cm)

Care
Machine wash cold with like colors on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Skip the fabric softener (they're soft enough as-is, we promise).

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In addition to our Love Your First Pair or They're Free Guarantee, we offer free returns within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied for any reason.

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For those still wondering "What the FAQ?"

Why

Enough of you asked us to make a bigger pouch. We did and we won’t be responsible for any bruised egos if you can’t fill it out.

Do you still have the regular pouch?

Of course. It's what is going to work best for 95% of our customers.

What's Different?

It’s 69% bigger (well actually 47% bigger, but it was a simple round up to 69).

Can I subscribe?

You bet. We won't charge you more for the extra fabric. Just scroll up and click "Subscribe Now."

Am I big enough?

Probably not if you have to ask us.

Are these for growers or showers?

They’re for the lucky 5% of the population.

But my ring finger is way bigger than my middle finger - I'm good to buy a Magnum pouch, right?

Sure, we'll take your money.

I'm all balls, think I can make it work?

If your nickname in college was something like "Bean Bags," then yes, you can purchase this product.

Sounds like the Magnum pouch won’t help my friend. Do you make tiny pouch sizes?

No, but we still have a few inflatable pouches we’d sell.

TESTIMONIALS

Straight From The "Hung" Horse's Mouth...

See What Our Wear Testers Said About The New Magnum Pouch Option.

★★★★★

“Damn.”

I'll just say they understood the assignment.

- A. Giboney

★★★★★

“So comfortable!!!”

I tried the originals and really wished they made a bigger pouch. The fabric was great and now with this update, I'm back for life.

- C. Miller

★★★★★

“Tripod Is BACK IN ACTIOIN”

10/10. Everything fits and the update is incredible.

- L. Alderman

★★★★★

“Exotic and alluring”

I was skeptical when I was asked to wear test these, but the improvements can definitely be felt (and seen).

- H. Norton

★★★★★

“Hubby's Favorite!!”

My husband is picky about his boxer briefs and I'm always trying to find one that's just right. When he received the updated pouch, he couldn't stop talking and showing me.

- D. Sandbakken

Fun Fact:

NASA had to rename their urination sleeve sizes to Large, Gigantic, and Humongous from small, medium and large because astronauts misjudged the size of their soldiers. We thought that was good knowledge to pass along before you continue on.

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Introducing Magnum Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

For The #blessed

Ultra-Supportive Pouch

Borderline Too Soft

Feels Like You’re Wearing Nothing

Love ’Em Or They’re Free

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Am I big enough?

Are these for growers or showers?

But my ring finger is way bigger than my middle finger - I'm good to buy a Magnum pouch, right?

I'm all balls, think I can make it work?

Sounds like the Magnum pouch won’t help my friend. Do you make tiny pouch sizes?

Straight From The "Hung" Horse's Mouth...

“Damn.”

“So comfortable!!!”

“Tripod Is BACK IN ACTIOIN”

“Exotic and alluring”

“Hubby's Favorite!!”

Fun Fact: