The Improper Protocol | Airplane Pamphlet Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly - Shinesty

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The Improper ProtocolAirplane Pamphlet Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

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The Improper Protocol | Airplane Pamphlet Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly - Shinesty
The Improper Protocol | Airplane Pamphlet Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly - Shinesty
The Improper Protocol | Airplane Pamphlet Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly - Shinesty
The Improper Protocol | Airplane Pamphlet Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly - Shinesty
The Improper Protocol | Airplane Pamphlet Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

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Our fabric is stretchy, if you are between sizes or want a more supportive fit, we recommend sizing down.

Size Pant Size Waist (in) Hips (in)
XS24-27"23-26"29-32"
S28-31"27-30"33-36"
M32-35"31-34"37-40"
L36-39"35-38"41-44"
XL40-44"39-43"45-48"
2X45-49"44-48"49-52"
3X50-53"49-53"53-56"
4X54-57"54-58"57-60"
5X58-60"59-61"61-62"
Size Pant Size Waist (in) Hips (in)
XS24-27"23-26"29-32"
S28-31"27-30"33-36"
M32-35"31-34"37-40"
L36-39"35-38"41-44"
XL40-44"39-43"45-48"
2X45-49"44-48"49-52"
3X50-53"49-53"53-56"
4X54-57"54-58"57-60"
5X58-60"59-61"61-62"

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Product Details
Ball Hammock Pouch icon Ball Hammock® Pouch
Sumptuously Soft MicroModal
Moisture-Wicking + Breathable
Made From Natural Beechwood Fibers

Our all-time best seller for good reason: you'll forget you're wearing them. Supportive and enhancing, wayyy softer than cotton, and polyester-free to keep plastic off your balls. Made from MicroModal derived from natural beechwood trees, the fabric wicks and breathes like a performance synthetic (without being one).
Features & Fabric

Spacious, Supportive & Enhancing
Ball Hammock® pouch technology lifts, separates and cradles to make the boys below feel as incredible as they look. Gathered fabric in the front panel creates the space. The fabric strap provides game changing elevation and separation.

Softest Underwear Material…Ever
All MicroModal is not equal. Our proprietary blend has more sumptuous Modal per square inch than competitive products for the softest, best fitting underwear possible.

Fabric 100% Free Of Synthetic Polyester
Fabric derived from natural, renewable Austrian beechwood trees that's better for your health, and the environment.

Stays Fresh, Cool & Dry. All Day
Naturally moisture wicking & breathable to stop SWASS before it starts.

More Premium Features
Quick-access fly, anti-ride-up leg construction, 4-way stretch, tagless, silky-soft + anti-roll waistband

Composition
95% TENCEL™ MicroModal, 5% Spandex
Sizing, Fit & Care

Sizing
Size down if you're between sizes or want more support. Modal is stretchy and forgiving.

How It Fits
Perfectly. With an even and lightly compressive fit through the hips and legs to prevent ride up, and extra space and support for the boys.

How It Feels
The way it always should've felt: like you're wearing nothing at all. Pure bliss now that adjustments are a thing of the distant past.

Specs
6" inseam (15 cm)

Care
Machine wash cold with like colors on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Skip the fabric softener (they're soft enough as-is, we promise).
Product Description

Safety Procedures:

  1. Please keep your valuables secure in the pouch

  2. Allow excessive displays of comfort such as satisfied moans & sighs

  3. Turn off airplane mode & text this to a friend
Shipping & Returns

US Shipping
Overnight, express, and ground options available. Orders with subscriptions ship FREE, always.

International Shipping
Express and economy options available.

Love Your First Or It's Free Guarantee
If you try this product type and don't love it for any reason, you're eligible for a full cash refund on the first item of this product type you purchased.

Free US Returns & Exchanges
We offer free, no-hassle US returns and exchanges (international orders just pay postage) within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied or need changes for any reason. Excludes final sale items.

Features

Two eggs cradled in the mint-green Ball Hammock pouch of a pair of red boxer briefs

Ball Hammock® Pouch

Spacious, supportive, and enhancing so the family jewels feel like royalty

Customer Reviews

Customers say these boxers are incredibly soft and comfortable, with a supportive pouch design that keeps everything in place all day. The breathable material and thoughtful fly feature are frequently praised. Many appreciate the fun, vibrant mystery designs—though some prefer choosing their own patterns. Repeat customers love the subscription experience and monthly surprises. Common concerns include sizing inconsistencies, slow shipping delays, and difficulty canceling subscriptions. A few note the price is steep, and some received wrong items. Overall, users rave about the comfort and quality, making them popular gifts.
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  • RB
    robert b.
    Verified Buyer
    Men's Height 5'9"
    Men's Weight 210–229 lbs
    Men's Size Purchased M
    1 week ago
    Men's Height 5'9"
    Men's Weight 210–229 lbs
    Men's Size Purchased M
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Exactly as advertised!

    I purchased one pair to try them out and to my surprise, they sent me a free pair! These underwear are the most comfortable pair I have ever worn and am planning on replacing my whole wardrobe when the time is right. Five stars all the way. These bad boys do what bras do for women. That extra support is totally worth the price, and the presentation is an added bonus as well.

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  • A
    Alphonso
    2 weeks ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    Ver my comfortable

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  • AB
    Adam B.
    Verified Buyer
    2 weeks ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Amazballs

    The best underwear ever

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  • O
    Orion
    3 weeks ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    The most comfortable underwear I've had and the designs are amazing.

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  • ER
    Eric R.
    Verified Buyer
    Men's Height 6'
    Men's Weight 250+ lbs
    Men's Size Purchased 2XL
    4 weeks ago
    Men's Height 6'
    Men's Weight 250+ lbs
    Men's Size Purchased 2XL
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Awesome

    Perfect fit. Don’t sag don’t ride up

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