The Foreign Phalange | Alien Hands Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs - Shinesty

The Foreign Phalange

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The Foreign PhalangeAlien Hands Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

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The Foreign Phalange | Alien Hands Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs - Shinesty
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  • The Foreign Phalange | Alien Hands Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs - Shinesty
  • The Foreign Phalange | Alien Hands Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs - Shinesty
  • The Foreign Phalange | Alien Hands Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs - Shinesty
  • The Foreign Phalange | Alien Hands Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs - Shinesty
The Foreign Phalange | Alien Hands Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

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Our fabric is stretchy, if you are between sizes or want a more supportive fit, we recommend sizing down.

Size Pant Size Waist (in) Hips (in)
XS24-27"23-26"29-32"
S28-31"27-30"33-36"
M32-35"31-34"37-40"
L36-39"35-38"41-44"
XL40-44"39-43"45-48"
2X45-49"44-48"49-52"
3X50-53"49-53"53-56"
4X54-57"54-58"57-60"
5X58-60"59-61"61-62"
Size Pant Size Waist (in) Hips (in)
XS24-27"23-26"29-32"
S28-31"27-30"33-36"
M32-35"31-34"37-40"
L36-39"35-38"41-44"
XL40-44"39-43"45-48"
2X45-49"44-48"49-52"
3X50-53"49-53"53-56"
4X54-57"54-58"57-60"
5X58-60"59-61"61-62"

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Product Details
Ball Hammock Pouch icon Ball Hammock® Pouch
Sumptuously Soft MicroModal
Moisture-Wicking + Breathable
Made From Natural Beechwood Fibers

These ain't the tighty whities your Dad scared all your friends with when he interrupted the sleepover to tell you to 'shut the hell up and go to sleep' at 1am.

Our modernized briefs don't look dumpy, have ball enhancing support, and sumptuous softness…all made possible by our proprietary, polyester-free MicroModal derived from Austrian beechwood that wicks and breathes better than most performance fabrics (and makes cotton your nuts' new archnemesis).
Features & Fabric

Spacious, Supportive & Enhancing
Ball Hammock® pouch technology lifts, separates and cradles to make the boys below feel as incredible as they look. Gathered fabric in the front panel creates the space. The fabric strap provides game changing elevation and separation.

Softest Underwear Material…Ever
All MicroModal is not equal. Our proprietary blend has more sumptuous Modal per square inch than competitive products for the softest, best fitting underwear possible.

Fabric 100% Free Of Synthetic Polyester
Fabric derived from natural, renewable Austrian beechwood trees that's better for your health, and the environment.

Stays Fresh, Cool & Dry. All Day
Naturally moisture wicking & breathable to stop SWASS before it starts.

More Premium Features
Quick-access fly, anti-ride-up leg construction, 4-way stretch, tagless, silky-soft + anti-roll waistband

Composition
95% TENCEL™ MicroModal, 5% Spandex
Sizing, Fit & Care

Sizing
Size down if you're between sizes or want more support. Modal is stretchy and forgiving.

How It Fits
Perfectly, like tightey whities without the stigma and dumpy look, plus extra space and support for the twins.

How It Feels
The way it always should've felt: like you're wearing nothing at all. Pure bliss now that adjustments are a thing of the distant past.

Care
Machine wash cold with like colors on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Skip the fabric softener (they're soft enough as-is, we promise).
Product Description

After E.T. phones home, he’s gonna phone you for an out-of-this-world booty call. So slip on these “Abduct Me” glow-in-the-dark Ball Hammock® pouch underwear briefs and get ready for the probing of a lifetime.
Shipping & Returns

US Shipping
Overnight, express, and ground options available. Orders with subscriptions ship FREE, always.

International Shipping
Express and economy options available.

Love Your First Or It's Free Guarantee
If you try this product type and don't love it for any reason, you're eligible for a full cash refund on the first item of this product type you purchased.

Free US Returns & Exchanges
We offer free, no-hassle US returns and exchanges (international orders just pay postage) within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied or need changes for any reason. Excludes final sale items.

Features

Two eggs cradled in the mint-green Ball Hammock pouch of a pair of red boxer briefs

Ball Hammock® Pouch

Spacious, supportive, and enhancing so the family jewels feel like royalty

Customer Reviews

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Rated 4.4 out of 5 stars
Based on 413 reviews
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    Scotty
    3 days ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    Love them!!!

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    John H.
    Verified Buyer
    3 weeks ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Fits great

    They fit great and the glow in the dark stars are a neat addition.

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    Cam
    1 month ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    Incredibly comfortable. Keeps me nice and cool all day while staying stylish with a comedic print. Big fan of these!

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    Cam
    1 month ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    Incredibly comfortable. Keeps me nice and cool all day while staying stylish with a comedic print. Big fan of these!

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    Cam
    1 month ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    Incredibly comfortable. Keeps me nice and cool all day while staying stylish with a comedic print. Big fan of these!

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