The Early Risers | Barnyard Rooster Ball Hammock® Boxer - Long Leg - Shinesty

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The Early RisersBarnyard Rooster Ball Hammock® Boxer - Long Leg

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The Early Risers | Barnyard Rooster Ball Hammock® Boxer - Long Leg - Shinesty
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Product Details
Ball Hammock Pouch icon Ball Hammock® Pouch
Sumptuously Soft MicroModal
Moisture-Wicking + Breathable
Made From Natural Beechwood Fibers

Our longer inseam eliminates chafe and ride up. Plus: next-level ball pouch support and luxurious softness, all in polyester-free MicroModal derived from beechwood trees that wicks and breathes like performance fabrics (and way better than cotton).

Features & Fabric

Spacious, Supportive & Enhancing
Ball Hammock® pouch technology lifts, separates and cradles to make the boys below feel as incredible as they look. Gathered fabric in the front panel creates the space. The fabric strap provides game changing elevation and separation.

Softest Underwear Material…Ever
All MicroModal is not equal. Our proprietary blend has more sumptuous Modal per square inch than competitive products for the softest, best fitting underwear possible.

Fabric 100% Free Of Synthetic Polyester
Fabric derived from natural, renewable Austrian beechwood trees that's better for your health, and the environment.

Stays Fresh, Cool & Dry. All Day
Naturally moisture wicking & breathable to stop SWASS before it starts.

More Premium Features
Quick-access fly, anti-ride-up leg construction, 4-way stretch, tagless, silky-soft + anti-roll waistband

Composition
95% TENCEL™ MicroModal, 5% Spandex

Sizing, Fit & Care

Sizing
Size down if you're between sizes or want more support. Modal is stretchy and forgiving.

How It Fits
Perfectly. With an even and lightly compressive fit through the hips and legs to prevent ride up, and extra space and support for the boys.

How It Feels
The way it always should've felt: like you're wearing nothing at all. Pure bliss now that adjustments are a thing of the distant past.

Specs
8.5" inseam (22 cm)

Care
Machine wash cold with like colors on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Skip the fabric softener (they're soft enough as-is, we promise).

Product Description

Every time you pull these up and/or take your pants off you are legally required* to shriek: COCKADOODLEDOOOOOO. 

*okay it's not legally required, it's more of a moral obligation, a civic duty, you get it

Shipping & Returns

US Shipping
Overnight, express, and ground options available. Orders with subscriptions ship FREE, always.

International Shipping
Express and economy options available.

Love Your First Or It's Free Guarantee
If you try this product type and don't love it for any reason, you're eligible for a full cash refund on the first item of this product type you purchased.

Free US Returns & Exchanges
We offer free, no-hassle US returns and exchanges (international orders just pay postage) within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied or need changes for any reason. Excludes final sale items.

Features

Two eggs cradled in the mint-green Ball Hammock pouch of a pair of red boxer briefs

Ball Hammock® Pouch

Spacious, supportive, and enhancing so the family jewels feel like royalty

Customer Reviews

4.4
Rated 4.4 out of 5 stars
Based on 16 reviews
88%would recommend this product
16 reviews
  • JT
    Jordan T.
    Flag of United States
    Verified Buyer
    1 year ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Love the boxers most...

    Love the boxers most comfortable pair of boxers I have ever had and have had a subscription for about 6 months now. My only gripe is there is only a limited amount of styles to choose from every month and I almost have every pair of the patterns I can choose from. The patterns I want can’t be picked for my subscription for some reason.

  • TN
    Todd N.
    Flag of United States
    Verified Buyer
    1 year ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Very nice picture on...

    Very nice picture on the front.

  • C
    Clint
    1 year ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    I never thought I would spend this kind of money on underwear, but I'm so glad I decided to try a pair! These are the absolutely softest most comfortable underwear I have ever worn! I've tried other pouch style underwear and they have all fallen flat. The pouch design on these nestles your buddies perfectly and keeps them from sticking to your legs when sweaty. The material is super stretchy, so soft, and do not ride up. I signed up to do the subscription after wearing the pair I bought and haven't regretted it. I'm not 8 pairs in and going.

  • EY
    Eric Y.
    Flag of United States
    Verified Buyer
    1 year ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Great.

    They are great !

  • MK
    Mary Kate W.
    Flag of United States
    Verified Buyer
    1 year ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Best purchase ever

    My husband has a football butt and thighs. Strong lower body. These are one of few pair of underwear that fit perfectly. Length is great, don't ride up his legs. Loves them!