The Threat Level Midnight
Black Stay Weird Heel Hammock™ Crew Socks
Super Stupid-Soft™ Fabric
Goldilocks Perfect Fit
Seamless Toe
Love Your First Pair or They're FreeLove it or it's free. If this item doesn't live up to the hype, your first one is 100% on us (seriously, we'll just refund you). Terms apply.
Heel Hammocks:
They're Super, Stupid-Soft™
They're Super, Stupid-Soft™
Super, Stupid-Soft™ Fabric
You gotta feel it to believe it. Our proprietary blends create the most luxurious, cozy socks…ever.
Wash-To-Fit™ Technology
Our proprietary heat setting process ensures your socks magically reform to their original compression after each wash so they fit like a glove, every time.
Premium Features, Half the Cost
Seamless toes, Y-stitch anti-slip heels, plush cushioning; plus they’re natural moisture wicking & breathable to eliminate sweaty dogs.
Love 'em or They're Free
If these aren't the best socks to grace your tootsies, your first pair is free (seriously, we just refund you).
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Chelsea B
2025-03-09
Cute but wish they...
Cute but wish they came larger
BRENDA H
2025-03-07
Socks
So far so good. Since they were FREE, the price was right, but I wouldn't buy them for your asking.
Rosie B
2025-03-06
Fit great, not too tight.
I received these socks as a promotional free gift and I am loving how they feel and stay up. No pulling or tugging throughout the day. I will be purchasing more in the future.
Cindy G
2025-03-05
Great comfort, super soft!
Great comfort, super soft!
Tim P
2025-03-04
Wife LOVES these socks! 🧦
These have become my wife’s new favorite socks! She is thrilled I just purchased her several pairs so she can get rid of older socks that don’t fit as well. Both the ankle and crew size Medium socks fit her women’s size 9 feet well.
Jennifer K
2025-03-01
Buy again! So soft!
My husband loves these socks! They are so soft. He asked me to order more!
Michael L
2025-02-26
More wool is better.
A cute sock. I prefer a different fabric composition.
Alison C
2025-02-24
Love them!
Love them!
Juliet L
2025-02-24
Pattern meh ?
Love the fit and the feel. But the pattern is a little plain. Still good socks.
Maria M
2025-02-18
Free with purchase just buy them
Came as a free item with purchase would purchase more good quality and soft!