The Threat Level Midnight | Black Everyman™ T Shirt - Shinesty

The Threat Level Midnight

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The Threat Level MidnightBlack Everyman™ T Shirt

$39.99
$39.99 $39.99

$19.99 on Subscription

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The Threat Level Midnight | Black Everyman™ T Shirt - Shinesty
The Threat Level Midnight | Black Everyman™ T Shirt - Shinesty
The Threat Level Midnight | Black Everyman™ T Shirt - Shinesty
The Threat Level Midnight | Black Everyman™ T Shirt - Shinesty
The Threat Level Midnight | Black Everyman™ T Shirt - Shinesty
The Threat Level Midnight | Black Everyman™ T Shirt - Shinesty
The Threat Level Midnight | Black Everyman™ T Shirt - Shinesty
The Threat Level Midnight | Black Everyman™ T Shirt - Shinesty
The Threat Level Midnight | Black Everyman™ T Shirt - Shinesty
The Threat Level Midnight | Black Everyman™ T Shirt

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SIZE CHEST WAIST
S33-36"27-30"
M37-40"31-34"
L41-44"35-38"
XL45-48"39-43"
2X49-52"44-48"
SIZE CHEST WAIST
S33-36"27-30"
M37-40"31-34"
L41-44"35-38"
XL45-48"39-43"
2X49-52"44-48"
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Product Details
Proprietary Super Stupid-Soft™ Fabric
Fitted Where You Want It, Loose Where You Need It
Polyester-Free: No Stink, No Shine
Midweight Fabric Drapes Smoothly

The t-shirt your tee would wear, if your tee enjoyed pizza and beer and still wanted to look like a Greek god.

It's fitted through the arms and chest, forgivingly loose around the waist, and is made from a midweight fabric that smoothly drapes across the body. Did we mention the ultra soft and smooth fabric that stretches naturally? Oh wait, we just did.
Features & Fabric

Fitted Where Wanted, Loose Where Needed
Proprietary Everyman Fit™ accentuates your shoulders, arms, and chest, while staying forgivingly loose around the waist. Pizza and beer remain firmly on the menu.

The Softest Tee…Ever, With Stretch
Our Super Stupid-Soft™ fabric blend makes for the softest tee you've ever felt. Its unique cotton-modal blend is unlike anything else on the market. Plus, it's midweight, so it drapes smoothly and never clings in the wrong places without being too hot or heavy for everyday use.

Polyester-Free: No Stink, No Sheen
None of that nasty, microplastic-shedding crud here. Unlike polyester, our fabric doesn't hold onto bacteria and body oils (poly is hydrophobic so it refuses to rinse clean), so it feels (and smells) fresh wash after wash after wash.

More Premium Features
Natural polyester-free stretch (no elastic, spandex, or elastane needed), reinforced seams for durability, reinforced rib-knit collar with internal neck tape so it never looks like bacon, tagless

Composition
60% Cotton, 40% Modal
Sizing & Fit

Sizing
Size down if you want a tighter, more athletic fit. Fits a bit bigger on normal and slimmer chests.

How It Fits
Hugs the shoulders, arms and chest to accentuate your features, but looser around the waist to deemphasize the results of pizza and beer (which are delicious).

How It Feels
Soft, smooth, midweight so it's perfect for year-round use.

Care
Machine wash cold with like colors on a gentle cycle. Non-chlorine bleach when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron.
Product Description

Ladies get the "little black dress" and now you get your big black shirt. It's tough having this nice of a black shirt because it will make any other black shirt feel subpar...but it's worth it.
Shipping & Returns

US Shipping
Overnight, express, and ground options available. Orders with subscriptions ship FREE, always.

International Shipping
Express and economy options available.

Love Your First Or It's Free Guarantee
If you try this product type and don't love it for any reason, you're eligible for a full cash refund on the first item of this product type you purchased.

Free US Returns & Exchanges
We offer free, no-hassle US returns and exchanges (international orders just pay postage) within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied or need changes for any reason. Excludes final sale items.

Features

Side-by-side comparison of two forest green tees labeled Ours and Theirs, one fitted through the chest, one boxy

Accentuates Muscles

Unlike basic, boxy tees, it's purpose-fitted in the shoulders, arms and chest to emphasize your features naturally

Customer Reviews

Customers say these t-shirts are incredibly soft and comfortable with a great fit that doesn't feel boxy. The material holds its shape well and the color selection is appealing. Many reviewers highlight the quality feel and durability, noting they're perfect for everyday wear. Some mention sizing runs small and recommend measuring before ordering, while a few report the material feels thin or see-through in lighter colors. A small number experienced shrinkage after washing or found the length too short for taller frames. Overall, customers appreciate the premium quality and flattering cut.
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121 reviews
  • RC
    Rachel C.
    Verified Buyer
    4 minutes ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Everyman T-Shirt

    My husband loves these t-shirts. They are so soft and very flattering. Be sure to order the correct size.

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    Susan R.
    Verified Buyer
    2 weeks ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    worth the wait

    amazingly cozzy

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    Barbara W.
    Verified Buyer
    2 weeks ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Everyman T Shirt

    My husband loves these t shirts!

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    Chris
    1 month ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    Fit great

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    Robert
    1 month ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    Great product

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