The Threat Level Midnight | Black Everyman™ Pocket T Shirt - Shinesty

The Threat Level Midnight

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The Threat Level MidnightBlack Everyman™ Pocket T Shirt

$39.99
Sale price  $39.99 Regular price  $39.99

$19.99 on Subscription

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Product Details
Proprietary Super Stupid-Soft™ Fabric
Fitted Where You Want It, Loose Where You Need It
Polyester-Free: No Stink, No Shine
Midweight Fabric Drapes Smoothly

The pocket tee your t-shirt would wear, if your t-shirt enjoyed pizza and beer but still wanted to look like a Greek god.

It's fitted through the arms and chest, forgivingly loose around the waist, and is made from a midweight fabric that smoothly drapes across the body. Did we mention the ultra soft and smooth fabric that stretches naturally? Oh wait, we just did.

Features & Fabric

Fitted Where Wanted, Loose Where Needed
Proprietary Everyman Fit™ accentuates your shoulders, arms, and chest, while staying forgivingly loose around the waist. Pizza and beer remain firmly on the menu.

The Softest Tee…Ever, With Stretch
Our Super Stupid-Soft™ fabric blend makes for the softest tee you've ever felt. Its unique cotton-modal blend is unlike anything else on the market. Plus, it's midweight, so it drapes smoothly and never clings in the wrong places without being too hot or heavy for everyday use.

Polyester-Free: No Stink, No Sheen
None of that nasty, microplastic-shedding crud here. Unlike polyester, our fabric doesn't hold onto bacteria and body oils (poly is hydrophobic so it refuses to rinse clean), so it feels (and smells) fresh wash after wash after wash.

More Premium Features
Natural polyester-free stretch (no elastic, spandex, or elastane needed), reinforced seams for durability, reinforced rib-knit collar with internal neck tape so it never looks like bacon, tagless

Composition
60% Cotton, 40% Modal

Sizing, Fit & Care

Sizing
Size down if you want a tighter, more athletic fit. Fits a bit bigger on normal and slimmer chests.

How It Fits
Hugs the shoulders, arms and chest to accentuate your features, but looser around the waist to deemphasize the results of pizza and beer (which are delicious).

How It Feels
Soft, smooth, midweight so it's perfect for year-round use.

Care
Machine wash cold with like colors on a gentle cycle. Non-chlorine bleach when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron.

Product Description

Women have the little black dress, you have your perfect black pocket shirt.

Shipping & Returns

US Shipping
Overnight, express, and ground options available. Orders with subscriptions ship FREE, always.

International Shipping
Express and economy options available.

Love Your First Or It's Free Guarantee
If you try this product type and don't love it for any reason, you're eligible for a full cash refund on the first item of this product type you purchased.

Free US Returns & Exchanges
We offer free, no-hassle US returns and exchanges (international orders just pay postage) within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied or need changes for any reason. Excludes final sale items.

Features

Side-by-side comparison of two forest green tees labeled Ours and Theirs, one fitted through the chest, one boxy

Accentuates Muscles

Unlike basic, boxy tees, it's purpose-fitted in the shoulders, arms and chest to emphasize your features naturally

Customer Reviews

4.3
Rated 4.3 out of 5 stars
Based on 18 reviews
83%would recommend these products
18 reviews
  • J
    Jason
    1 week ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    Love the feel and fit

  • MR
    Miranda R.
    Verified Buyer
    2 months ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Perfect

    Both the underwear and the shorts are perfect!! They stay cool and wick sweat, dry fast but feel soft and comfy not like polyester & my hubby loves them

  • GD
    Geo D.
    Verified Buyer
    6 months ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Love it love it

    I been a member for a long time and never regretted , love their products

  • DL
    Dawn L.
    Verified Buyer
    7 months ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Comfy Well-Fitting Tees

    All the tees we’ve gotten are super soft and fit great. My husband did have to size up from a medium to a large but the process was seamless to exchange.

  • DL
    Dawn L.
    Verified Buyer
    7 months ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Comfy well-fitting Tee

    Husband says they are great tees. He had to size up-usually wears medium but had to return for large. The process was easy and quick. Bill with customer service was extremely helpful.