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Product Details
Smooth, Wrinkle-Resistant Fabric
Modern, Tailored Fit
Finely tailored with features and trim details typically reserved for high-end men's dress pants, at a price that's perfect for any occasion.
Features & Fabric
Elegantly Tailored Fit
Every stitch and seam has been scrutinized to make you look like a Greek god and fit like suit pants many times their price.
More Premium Features
Modern flat front. Button tab closure with hook and eye. Slanted side pockets. Jetted button back pockets. Fully alterable.
Composition
100% Polyester
Sizing, Fit & Care
Sizing
Size up if you have big legs or are between sizes. They have a slimmer, tailored fit.
How It Fits
In a word: like some really nicely tailored trousers. Ok that was six words. The slim fit pants hug the hips and taper through the legs to the ankles.
How It Feels
Like what I imagine it's like being Tom Ford, if Tom Ford had a sense of humor. Spoiler alert: expect unsolicited photo ops and free drinks.
All pants have 1.5" (4 cm) available in hem for tailoring
Care
Dry clean only. Do not bleach. Do not take yourself too seriously.
Product Description
No two snowflakes are exactly the same. So why should you show up to a holiday party wearing the same boring outfit as everyone else? Show off your individuality with these suit pants. Just don’t stand too close to the fireplace or you’ll end up naked.
Shipping & Returns
US Shipping
Overnight, express, and ground options available.
International Shipping
Express and economy options available.
Free US Returns & Exchanges
We offer free, no-hassle US returns and exchanges (international orders just pay postage) within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied or need changes for any reason. Excludes final sale items.
Features
Slim Fit Trousers
Tailored and slim fitting. Size up if between sizes
Sleek, Wrinkle-Resistant Fabric
For a smooth look that stands up to regular use with near-zero maintenance (a simple steam from time to time works wonders)
Pants Optional (But Encouraged 'Til After Hours)
Flat front, button tab closure with hook and eye, side pockets, jetted rear pockets, fully alterable
Customer Reviews
Customers say these pants turn heads at events and parties, with many receiving compliments and winning "best dressed" recognition. The fun, eye-catching patterns and quality exceed expectations for the price. Many reviews mention the pants run small in the waist, so sizing up is recommended. Common feedback includes that the fabric lacks stretch, making movement challenging for some wearers. While most praise the fit and appearance, some note the material feels plastic-like or cheap. The return process is consistently praised as quick and hassle-free. Overall, customers find these statement pants perfect for special occasions like Derby, Mardi Gras, and holiday parties.
My husband and I had a redneck wedding, and since my dress was camo, we went on the hunt for a camo suit for him (pun very much intended). Except for the fact I kept losing the dang guy all day because he was so well camouflaged, it was the perfect outfit for our big day. He's a big and tall fella, and these fit him great. He also had the jacket. Our only grumble would be the fake pockets on the jacket, but that's trivial in the grand scheme of things. Thanks y'all! 🧡💚 Love, The Smiths
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Alexander
1 month ago
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
5 Stars
True to size, well made every Patriot should own one. Arrived quick and as described
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Stevem F.
Verified Buyer
1 month ago
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
Phenomenal
Pants were great and tire to size. These pants were the hit of the party at our Derby Larty
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Jennifer H.
Verified Buyer
2 months ago
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
Excellent Customer Service
The pants are high quality and look nice on my husband. We initially ordered a size too small and had to make an exchange. Shinesty was flawless with their customer service and made it simple to exchange. Thank you for the great customer service!
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Deanna R.
Verified Buyer
3 months ago
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
Awesome product
I ordered this suit for my son to wear to his 8th grade graduation and it was perfect! They were out of a lot of sizes so I had to order bigger than he wore and I would get it altured but when I got it, it was the perfect size!!