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The Cranberry CocktailCrimson Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

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The Cranberry Cocktail | Crimson Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

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Our fabric is stretchy, if you are between sizes or want a more supportive fit, we recommend sizing down.

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Size	Pant Size	Waist (in)	Hips (in)
XS	24-27"	23-26"	29-32"
S	28-31"	27-30"	33-36"
M	32-35"	31-34"	37-40"
L	36-39"	35-38"	41-44"
XL	40-44"	39-43"	45-48"
2X	45-49"	44-48"	49-52"
3X	50-53"	49-53"	53-56"
4X	54-57"	54-58"	57-60"
5X	58-60"	59-61"	61-62"

Size	Pant Size	Waist (in)	Hips (in)
XS	24-27"	23-26"	29-32"
S	28-31"	27-30"	33-36"
M	32-35"	31-34"	37-40"
L	36-39"	35-38"	41-44"
XL	40-44"	39-43"	45-48"
2X	45-49"	44-48"	49-52"
3X	50-53"	49-53"	53-56"
4X	54-57"	54-58"	57-60"
5X	58-60"	59-61"	61-62"

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Ball Hammock® Pouch

Sumptuously Soft MicroModal

Moisture-Wicking + Breathable

Made From Natural Beechwood Fibers

These ain't the tighty whities your Dad scared all your friends with when he interrupted the sleepover to tell you to 'shut the hell up and go to sleep' at 1am.

Our modernized briefs don't look dumpy, have ball enhancing support, and sumptuous softness…all made possible by our proprietary, polyester-free MicroModal derived from Austrian beechwood that wicks and breathes better than most performance fabrics (and makes cotton your nuts' new archnemesis).

Spacious, Supportive & Enhancing
Ball Hammock® pouch technology lifts, separates and cradles to make the boys below feel as incredible as they look. Gathered fabric in the front panel creates the space. The fabric strap provides game changing elevation and separation.

Softest Underwear Material…Ever
All MicroModal is not equal. Our proprietary blend has more sumptuous Modal per square inch than competitive products for the softest, best fitting underwear possible.

Fabric 100% Free Of Synthetic Polyester
Fabric derived from natural, renewable Austrian beechwood trees that's better for your health, and the environment.

Stays Fresh, Cool & Dry. All Day
Naturally moisture wicking & breathable to stop SWASS before it starts.

More Premium Features
Quick-access fly, anti-ride-up leg construction, 4-way stretch, tagless, silky-soft + anti-roll waistband

Composition
95% TENCEL™ MicroModal, 5% Spandex

Sizing
Size down if you're between sizes or want more support. Modal is stretchy and forgiving.

How It Fits
Perfectly, like tightey whities without the stigma and dumpy look, plus extra space and support for the twins.

How It Feels
The way it always should've felt: like you're wearing nothing at all. Pure bliss now that adjustments are a thing of the distant past.

Care
Machine wash cold with like colors on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Skip the fabric softener (they're soft enough as-is, we promise).

There comes an age where you just can't order a Dirty Shirley at the bar anymore. It becomes socially unacceptable. And on those days, we give thanks to our savior...Vodka Cran. A Dirty Shirley for adults.

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Love Your First Or It's Free Guarantee
If you try this product type and don't love it for any reason, you're eligible for a full cash refund on the first item of this product type you purchased.

Free US Returns & Exchanges
We offer free, no-hassle US returns and exchanges (international orders just pay postage) within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied or need changes for any reason. Excludes final sale items.