The Geriatric
One Piece Swimsuit
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Description
The perks of retirement homes are endless: bingo, a constant flow of maids, frequent sex, no condoms, all the hard candy you want, Jell-O and other assorted soft foods. But the best part is, yes, you guessed it: Pool Pilates with Pamela before lunch on Tuesdays. As an ode to you staying young and sp...ry, we made The Geriatric. It's the best part of retirement between your legs.Product Details
Content
Shell: 73% Polyester 27% Elastane
Lining: 95% Polyamide 5% Spandex
Care
Machine wash delicate with like colors. Do not bleach. Hang to dry.
Sizing
True to size. Size up if inbetween sizes.
Features
Low cut back
High hip cut
Scoop neck front neck drop
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