The Geriatric | One Piece Swimsuit - Shinesty

The Geriatric

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The GeriatricOne Piece Swimsuit

$41.99
$41.99 $59.99
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The Geriatric | One Piece Swimsuit - Shinesty
  • The Geriatric | One Piece Swimsuit - Shinesty
  • The Geriatric | One Piece Swimsuit - Shinesty
  • The Geriatric | One Piece Swimsuit - Shinesty
  • The Geriatric | One Piece Swimsuit - Shinesty
  • The Geriatric | One Piece Swimsuit - Shinesty
  • The Geriatric | One Piece Swimsuit - Shinesty
The Geriatric | One Piece Swimsuit

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The Geriatric

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Measurements reflect garment dimensions. All units are in inches. Please use this chart as a general guide as measurements are approximate.

Size Bust Waist Hips
XS33" & Under25.5" & Under36" & Under
S32 - 34"25.5 - 27.5"34 - 37"
M34 - 37"27.5 - 29.5"36 - 39"
L37 - 40"29.5 - 32"39 - 42"
XL40 - 43"32 - 34.5"43 - 47"
2XL45" & Under39" & Under48" & Under
Size Bust Waist Hips
XS33" & Under25.5" & Under36" & Under
S32 - 34"25.5 - 27.5"34 - 37"
M34 - 37"27.5 - 29.5"36 - 39"
L37 - 40"29.5 - 32"39 - 42"
XL40 - 43"32 - 34.5"43 - 47"
2XL45" & Under39" & Under48" & Under
Purchase options
Free US Returns & Exchanges
Free US Returns & Exchanges
Product Details
Midweight, Quick-Dry Fabric
Flattering Fit With Light Compression
Features & Fabric

Features You'll Love
Low cut back. High hip cut. Scoop neck front neck drop.

Composition
Shell: 73% Polyester 27% Elastane
Lining: 95% Polyamide 5% Spandex
Sizing & Care

Sizing
Fits true to size. Size up if in between sizes.

Care
Machine wash delicate with like colors. Do not bleach. Hang to dry.
Product Description

The perks of retirement homes are endless: bingo, a constant flow of maids, frequent sex, no condoms, all the hard candy you want, Jell-O and other assorted soft foods. But the best part is, yes, you guessed it: Pool Pilates with Pamela before lunch on Tuesdays. As an ode to you staying young and spry, we made The Geriatric. It's the best part of retirement between your legs.

Shipping & Returns

US Shipping
Overnight, express, and ground options available.

International Shipping
Express and economy options available.

Free US Returns & Exchanges
We offer free, no-hassle US returns and exchanges (international orders just pay postage) within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied or need changes for any reason. Excludes final sale items.

Features

Poolside with a margarita and a boombox, a woman lounges in a floral one-piece swimsuit with a front zip

The Fit

Lightly compressive with flattering higher cut legs