The Grey Madison

Madison Grey Dress Pants

The Grey Madison | Madison Grey Dress Pants
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These American flag-lined suit pants are just like a middle-of-nowhere porta potty. Why? Because from the outside it looks normal, but when it's open you are greeted with the most pleasant surprise. Nobody has exploded a mega dump, and instead, it smells of roses and Grandmas living room. Hand sanitizer sits gently on the wall, ready to cleanse the hands and warm the heart. These American flag suit pants aren't a normal portapotty, they're a portable throne - normal from the outside, but an extraordinary experience on the inside. Introducing the Grey Madison suit pants, the newest addition to our American flag-lined suit collection. Featuring a subtle grey outside, but a bold American flag print on the inside, you'll ask everyone if they're American, only to follow with "I want you inside me."

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Samuel D
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2024-04-15

So nice you’ll buy two
Great fit and very comfortable. But I have one question. Does it come in Black?
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38

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38

Bethany M
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2023-05-18

Great fit and comfortable!
Great fit and comfortable!
Size Purchased:

40

Usually Wears:

40

David J
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2022-10-12

PERFECT!!!
The suit arrived true to size which is why I had to get it tailored to fit my body. After getting it tailored, it fit PERFECTLY and looked really good on me! I received more compliments at my buddy's wedding that I have anywhere else!
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54

Usually Wears:

54

Bernie R
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2022-02-15

Looks even better in person
Looks even better in person then in the pictures!
Christopher M
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2019-10-03

Too Patriotic
I was told to wear a grey suit and I did. But not just any grey suit. The most American grey suit out there. This suit is comfortable, almost perfectly tailored out of the box, and held up well in the torrential downpour of poon it attracted. The founding fathers would have worn these suits while signing the Declaration of Independence if they could have.
The Grey Madison | Madison Grey Dress Pants - Shinesty
The Grey Madison | Madison Grey Dress Pants - Shinesty
The Grey Madison | Madison Grey Dress Pants - Shinesty
The Grey Madison | Madison Grey Dress Pants - Shinesty
The Grey Madison | Madison Grey Dress Pants - Shinesty
The Grey Madison | Madison Grey Dress Pants
The Grey Madison | Madison Grey Dress Pants
The Grey Madison | Madison Grey Dress Pants
The Grey Madison | Madison Grey Dress Pants
The Grey Madison | Madison Grey Dress Pants