The Hot-Blooded Handbook
Ladies Valentine's Day Unisex Party Kimono
Description
Turn the heat up to 82 and call a babysitter 'cus this Valentine's Day kimono is hot. It'll take you on a sexual journey more eye opening than the migration to Mecca. In preparation, we recommend warning your bank that their will be no card activity for 3-4 days. It's also worth alerting authorities... to disregard any missing person reports. Yeah, the other kindergarden parents might gossip that you essentially passed off your parenting roles to a 7th grade babysitter, but you know they're just jealous of your sex festival. Plus, Samantha is a very responsible for a 7th grader, so all is well that ends well. And it will end well.Recommended Products
Customer Reviews
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Fit: True to size
Reviews
Joe K
2025-01-05
Sizing way to big and printing on chest way off.
Printing on the chest was way to far toward the arm. It was unreadable while being worn due to the printing error. The sizing and cut were very, very large for a L/XL. More like a 3xl/4xl.
Size Purchased:
XL
Usually Wears:
XL
Joseph S
2024-01-19
Very nice
Very nice
Usually Wears:
L
Amer Z
2024-01-02
Never got the order
Never got it ordered it a month ago
Jay S
2023-10-12
Great robe!
Extremely soft to the touch and even though it's thin and lightweight it blocks the cold just as well as a jacket. Highly recommend
Size Purchased:
M
Usually Wears:
M
Sherri M
2023-09-24
Exactly as stated
Fabric and sizing was fantastic! Love it!
Size Purchased:
XL
Usually Wears:
XL
Rebecca P
2022-12-13
Silky sexy silly
Snagged two of these to match with my boyfriend & we are obsessed. Headed to the BR out of bed? Robe. Cooking together? Robe. Movie night? Robe. Shower/bath? Robe. Hottub? Robe. Christmas photo shoot? Robe. 10/10 recommend!
Size Purchased:
S
Usually Wears:
S
Patrick S
2022-09-22
King of the Jungle
Love this. Just love it.
Size Purchased:
S
Usually Wears:
S
Gabe W
2022-02-26
I bought my wife a robe
I bought this for my wife. She happens to have a thing for collecting robes. I now have since acquired it because it’s damn cool and my wife thinks I’m sexy when I wear it. Worth buying.
Kara H
2022-02-09
super comfortable; breathable coverage.
light, comfortable, silky fabric; hangs very nicely.
Size Purchased:
S
Usually Wears:
S
Stu G
2022-02-04
Great robe
Sheer sexiness