The Endangerous Leopard Print Swim Brief
Description
I watch a lot of Planet Earth, and if there is one thing my hero David Attenborough has taught me, it's that the leopard runs at roughly 42 MPH on a bad day. That said, these leopard print swim briefs won't make you run faster or jump higher unless you shave your thighs like Michael Phelps. What the...y will do is shove those stones right back where they belong so you can tell those Euro boys to kiss it, because they ain't the only ones allowed to crush their nads. If you win a heap of gold medals after blasting the jazz cabbage, however, we'd love to sponsor you and send you an endless supply of swim briefs. Hit us up. Plus, pair this men's leopard swimsuit with our ladies one-piece for an even more predatorial look.