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Poinsettia Ugly Christmas Suit Pants

The Centerpiece | Poinsettia Ugly Christmas Suit Pants
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There exists a common myth that Poinsettias are toxic if consumed, but that is simply untrue. The only real danger this flower might cause is when you show up to a party wearing these Poinsettia pants. In fact, initial product testing reported elevated levels of lust and salacious behavior upon first sight. Our legal team has advised me to mention that we are not responsible for any intense love triangles or holiday party love-making sessions that may ensue due to the existence of these pants. P.S. I lied and Poinsettias are toxic so don’t let anyone or anything in your life eat it.

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Joan S
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2025-03-30

Need to get them...
Need to get them hemmed to 30 because they came as 35 inseam. They worked out well
Size Purchased:

38

Usually Wears:

38

Chad M
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2025-03-15

Rough, cheap fabric. Poor fit.
The pant fabric is awful. Scratchy, stiff, and rough. The fit is balooony in the leg. I feel like I was wearing hammer pants made of burlap.
Size Purchased:

36

Usually Wears:

36

Jeffrey L
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2025-02-22

Great fit, and workmanship
Great fit, and workmanship
Size Purchased:

38

Usually Wears:

38

James M
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2025-02-11

tight but stylin' - does not stretch
a little tight, especially if you have athletic build/junk in the trunk
Size Purchased:

33

Usually Wears:

32

Jarrett V
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2025-02-09

PRODUCT NEVER ARRIVED ITS...
PRODUCT NEVER ARRIVED ITS BEEN OVER 2 months or so wth
Size Purchased:

42

Usually Wears:

42

Bradley C
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2025-01-12

Quality Doesn't Shine.
Great service. Crap quality pants. Didn't even wear them. They feel and look so cheap - I went a different route for my 'ugly' Christmas outfit. Recently read some similar comments from others. Now I'm wondering if this company just has great ideas with lack-lustre execution. . .
Size Purchased:

32

Usually Wears:

30

Zachary V
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2025-01-11

I just left my whole review in the last box
The style and colors are perfect; however, the pant material is incredibly stiff and has zero stretch. I purchase these to wear in my office, and they are not comfortable nor can they keep up with my daily movements. Sad to say
Size Purchased:

34

Usually Wears:

34

Kaitlyn O
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2025-01-10

Fits small
Fun pattern. The material is stuff so feels classy. They are SO long and had to size up 2x.
Size Purchased:

42

Usually Wears:

38

Mark P
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2025-01-07

Great pants and fit!...
Great pants and fit! These were perfect with the matching suit coat for a plethora of Xmas Parties over the last month. Work and personal events, the suit was perfect!
Size Purchased:

36

Usually Wears:

34

Daniel C
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2025-01-02

Comfy and stylish
Comfortable with a fun style and color.
Size Purchased:

33

Usually Wears:

33

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