The Hornography | Tropical Animals Seamless Thong - Shinesty

The Hornography

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The HornographyTropical Animals Seamless Thong

$6.00
$6.00 $19.99
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The Hornography | Tropical Animals Seamless Thong - Shinesty
The Hornography | Tropical Animals Seamless Thong - Shinesty
The Hornography | Tropical Animals Seamless Thong - Shinesty
The Hornography | Tropical Animals Seamless Thong - Shinesty
The Hornography | Tropical Animals Seamless Thong - Shinesty
The Hornography | Tropical Animals Seamless Thong - Shinesty
The Hornography | Tropical Animals Seamless Thong

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Measurements reflect garment dimensions. All units are in inches. Please use this chart as a general guide as measurements are approximate.

Size Bust Waist Hips
XS32" & Under25.5" & Under33" & Under
S32 - 34"25.5" - 27.5"34 - 37"
M34 - 37"27.5" - 29.5"36 - 39"
L37 - 40"29.5 - 32"39 - 42"
XL40 - 43"32 - 34.5"43 - 47"
2XL43" & Up35" & Up48" & Up
Size Bust Waist Hips
XS32" & Under25.5" & Under33" & Under
S32 - 34"25.5" - 27.5"34 - 37"
M34 - 37"27.5" - 29.5"36 - 39"
L37 - 40"29.5 - 32"39 - 42"
XL40 - 43"32 - 34.5"43 - 47"
2XL43" & Up35" & Up48" & Up

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Product Details
Ultra-Soft & Smooth
Low Coverage + Mid-Rise Fit
100% Cotton, Wicking + Breathable Liner
Practically Invisible Seamless Fabric

The closest thing to invisibility since going commando. Our paper-thin seamless fabric is barely there, won't roll, and is so smooth and comfy you'll forget it's down there at all. Your tight dresses and leggings thank you in advance.
Features & Fabric

Silky Soft, Nearly Invisible
Banish VPL for good. Our proprietary fabric is ultra-thin and sits flat to disappear like magic beneath even your tightest, sheerest dresses and leggings. The only thing that would be more invisible than this is if you skipped underwear altogether.. And, we all know how that goes.

Anti-Roll Construction
Despite its thinness, it's constructed with just enough compression and fabric structure to resist irritating bunching and rolling that plagues other seamless undies.

Stays Fresh, Cool & Dry. All Day
Unlike cotton that holds onto moisture and feels heavy, our fabric channels moisture away from the skin, and dries quickly, so you feel light and airy, all day long.

Featherweight To Feel Like It Isn't There
Our lightest fabric, that feels so barely there you'll have to do a double take to make sure it is.

More Premium Features
Tagless, 4-way stretch; anti-roll, silky-soft waistband, 100% cotton liner

Composition
Fabric: 75% Nylon, 25% Spandex
Liner: 100% Cotton
Sizing, Fit & Care

Sizing
Size down if you're between sizes. Our seamless fabric is stretchy and forgiving.

How It Fits
Mid-rise silhouette. Thong back. True to size with an even and lightly compressive fit.

How It Feels
Second only to nothing at all. Soft and silky, with a barely there feel that won't dig in.

Care
Machine wash cold, tumble dry delicate. For best results: do not bleach, dry in shade.
Product Description

What you're seeing on this seamless thong? It's called procreation and it's beautiful. It could also just be boinking for sport, who knows!
Shipping & Returns

US Shipping
Overnight, express, and ground options available. Orders with subscriptions ship FREE, always.

International Shipping
Express and economy options available.

Love Your First Or It's Free Guarantee
If you try this product type and don't love it for any reason, you're eligible for a full cash refund on the first item of this product type you purchased.

Free US Returns & Exchanges
We offer free, no-hassle US returns and exchanges (international orders just pay postage) within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied or need changes for any reason. Excludes final sale items.

Features

At the hip, a navy doodle-print seamless thong with lucky seven and ladybug details, edges sitting flush on the skin

The Fit

Mid-rise that sits at the natural waist, with a flattering high-cut leg. Minimal booty coverage and no visible panty lines. Fits true to size

Customer Reviews

Customers say these underwear are incredibly soft and comfortable, with many noting they feel like wearing nothing at all. The seamless thongs prevent visible panty lines, and fun prints appeal to couples who enjoy matching sets. Most praise the fit and quality, though some mention sizing inconsistencies with seamless styles. Common concerns include subscription duplicates, occasional shipping issues, and thin material. A few note the price feels steep for the product value.
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    Girlfriend says they are most comfortable she's ever worn and I say they look great on her! 😁

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    David
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    Girlfriend says they are most comfortable she's ever worn and I say they look great on her! 😁

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    Women Usual Size S
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    1 week ago
    Women Usual Size S
    Women Size Purchased S
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Love the name

    The thong is extremely comfortable and a fun way to celebrate America

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    Lorrie S.
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    Women Usual Size M
    Women Size Purchased M
    4 weeks ago
    Women Usual Size M
    Women Size Purchased M
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Summer time

    Super cute, summer time undies and so, so comfy!

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