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Thanksgiving Dress Pants
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Eating that Thanksgiving turkey is a lot like doing the sex. It's always juicy, makes you sleepy, and the breasts are your favorite part. Leave your pilgrim costume at home this year and show up for dinner in this turkey patterned holiday blazer instead. You can turkey trot like the king of Thanksgiving all the way to your childhood bedroom in search of a nap, only to discover that it is now half exercise room and half Rubbermaid containers of Christmas decorations. Pair it with the matching pants and you've got yourself a suit.
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William L
2023-11-30
perfect for a Hokie tailgate.
The pants were just what I ordered. Unfortunately, not what I needed. I clicked the wrong inseam by 4". I managed to squeeze into them, but I won't be doing that too often.
Size Purchased:
34
Usually Wears:
36
Aubrey W
2021-12-05
Perfect fit
Size 36 fit as expected and length said 33 on tag and fit a 6'1" person. 185 lbs
Size Purchased:
36
Usually Wears:
36
Alyssa B
2020-12-15
The Bizz knees (business)
Seriously love this online store. Would recommend to my friends, my mother, and heck even my mother’s mother. The marketing is superb. I love getting their emails. Literally Shinesty emails are the only emails I actually read. Our family will continue buying from Shinesty! Shipping is fast and accurate, the orders are quality material, well made, and have original designs. 10 out of 10 would Shine again.
Size Purchased:
33
Usually Wears:
33