The Crocodile Tears | Turquoise Lace Thong - Shinesty

The Crocodile Tears

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The Crocodile TearsTurquoise Lace Thong

$9.99
$9.99 $19.99
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The Crocodile Tears | Turquoise Lace Thong - Shinesty
The Crocodile Tears | Turquoise Lace Thong - Shinesty
The Crocodile Tears | Turquoise Lace Thong - Shinesty
The Crocodile Tears | Turquoise Lace Thong - Shinesty
The Crocodile Tears | Turquoise Lace Thong - Shinesty
The Crocodile Tears | Turquoise Lace Thong - Shinesty
The Crocodile Tears | Turquoise Lace Thong

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Measurements reflect garment dimensions. All units are in inches. Please use this chart as a general guide as measurements are approximate.

Size Bust Waist Hips
XS32" & Under25.5" & Under33" & Under
S32 - 34"25.5" - 27.5"34 - 37"
M34 - 37"27.5" - 29.5"36 - 39"
L37 - 40"29.5 - 32"39 - 42"
XL40 - 43"32 - 34.5"43 - 47"
2XL43" & Up35" & Up48" & Up
Size Bust Waist Hips
XS32" & Under25.5" & Under33" & Under
S32 - 34"25.5" - 27.5"34 - 37"
M34 - 37"27.5" - 29.5"36 - 39"
L37 - 40"29.5 - 32"39 - 42"
XL40 - 43"32 - 34.5"43 - 47"
2XL43" & Up35" & Up48" & Up

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Product Details
Sumptuously Soft MicroModal & Lace
Low Coverage + Mid-Rise Fit
Moisture-Wicking + Breathable
Made From Natural Beechwood Fibers

Tastefully coverage-less with lace detailing. They're so soft and smooth you'll forget you're wearing them. And, anyone lucky enough to see them will never forget you…in them.

Plus: unbelievably softer than cotton, and better wicking and breathability than many performance fabrics. All thanks to our polyester-free MicroModal base fabric made from natural, renewable Austrian beechwood tress. Tell your other women's thongs 'sorry, not sorry' for us.
Features & Fabric

Softest Underwear Material…Ever
All MicroModal is not equal. Our proprietary blend has more sumptuous Modal per square inch than competitive products for the softest, best fitting underwear possible.

Fabric 100% Free Of Synthetic Polyester
Fabric derived from natural, renewable Austrian beechwood trees that's better for your health, and the environment.

Stays Fresh, Cool & Dry. All Day
Naturally moisture wicking & breathable to stop sweat before it starts.

More Premium Features
Tagless, 4-way stretch, 100% MicroModal liner

Composition
95% TENCEL™ MicroModal, 5% Spandex
Sizing, Fit & Care

Sizing
Size down if you're between sizes. Modal is stretchy and forgiving.

How It Fits
Sits at natural waist. Thong back. True to size.

How It Feels
Breathable, soft, light, with an even and lightly compressive fit and a waistband that doesn't dig in.

Care
Machine wash cold with like colors on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Skip the fabric softener (they're soft enough as-is, we promise).
Product Description
This turquoise lace thong will help you cry REAL crocodile tears when you get pulled over for speeding, or whenever you find yourself in a situation where tears would be helpful. Well, it's more there for moral support, but I believe in you too.
Shipping & Returns

US Shipping
Overnight, express, and ground options available. Orders with subscriptions ship FREE, always.

International Shipping
Express and economy options available.

Love Your First Or It's Free Guarantee
If you try this product type and don't love it for any reason, you're eligible for a full cash refund on the first item of this product type you purchased.

Free US Returns & Exchanges
We offer free, no-hassle US returns and exchanges (international orders just pay postage) within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied or need changes for any reason. Excludes final sale items.

Features

Light blue Shinesty thong with a white island print, seen from behind in a sunlit bedroom

The Fit

Mid rise that sits at the natural waist with a flattering high cut leg and no booty coverage. Fits true to size

Customer Reviews

Customers say these underwear are incredibly soft and comfortable, with many noting they feel like wearing nothing at all. The seamless thongs prevent visible panty lines, and fun prints appeal to couples who enjoy matching sets. Most praise the fit and quality, though some mention sizing inconsistencies with seamless styles. Common concerns include subscription duplicates, occasional shipping issues, and thin material. A few note the price feels steep for the product value.
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    Courtney
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    1 week ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Looks great feels better

    Looks great feels better

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    John
    1 week ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    Got these for my wife to wear with a camo t-shirt to bed. She loves them. Super soft. Fits perfectly doesn’t ride up the back.

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    Justin G.
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    Women Usual Size XL
    Women Size Purchased XL
    1 week ago
    Women Usual Size XL
    Women Size Purchased XL
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Amazing

    Comfortable and true to size

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    Adam S.
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    Women Usual Size M
    Women Size Purchased M
    2 weeks ago
    Women Usual Size M
    Women Size Purchased M
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Can’t wear anything else

    That’s what my wife said

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