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The Hot-Blooded HandbookValentines Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

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The Hot-Blooded Handbook | Valentines Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear - Shinesty
The Hot-Blooded Handbook | Valentines Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear - Shinesty
The Hot-Blooded Handbook | Valentines Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear - Shinesty
The Hot-Blooded Handbook | Valentines Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear - Shinesty
The Hot-Blooded Handbook | Valentines Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear - Shinesty
The Hot-Blooded Handbook | Valentines Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear - Shinesty
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Our fabric is stretchy, if you are between sizes or want a more supportive fit, we recommend sizing down.

Size Pant Size Waist (in) Hips (in)
XS24-27"23-26"29-32"
S28-31"27-30"33-36"
M32-35"31-34"37-40"
L36-39"35-38"41-44"
XL40-44"39-43"45-48"
2X45-49"44-48"49-52"
3X50-53"49-53"53-56"
4X54-57"54-58"57-60"
5X58-60"59-61"61-62"
Size Pant Size Waist (in) Hips (in)
XS24-27"23-26"29-32"
S28-31"27-30"33-36"
M32-35"31-34"37-40"
L36-39"35-38"41-44"
XL40-44"39-43"45-48"
2X45-49"44-48"49-52"
3X50-53"49-53"53-56"
4X54-57"54-58"57-60"
5X58-60"59-61"61-62"

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Product Details
Ball Hammock Pouch icon Ball Hammock® Pouch
Sumptuously Soft MicroModal
Moisture-Wicking + Breathable
Made From Natural Beechwood Fibers

The original with a clean, flyless front panel. Plus: next-level support for the boys, luxurious softness, in polyester-free MicroModal fabric derived from beechwood trees that wicks and breathes like performance fabrics (and way better than cotton).
Features & Fabric

Spacious, Supportive & Enhancing
Ball Hammock® pouch technology lifts, separates and cradles to make the boys below feel as incredible as they look. Gathered fabric in the front panel creates the space. The fabric strap provides game changing elevation and separation.

Softest Underwear Material…Ever
All MicroModal is not equal. Our proprietary blend has more sumptuous Modal per square inch than competitive products for the softest, best fitting underwear possible.

Fabric 100% Free Of Synthetic Polyester
Fabric derived from natural, renewable Austrian beechwood trees that's better for your health, and the environment.

Stays Fresh, Cool & Dry. All Day
Naturally moisture wicking & breathable to stop SWASS before it starts.

More Premium Features
Flyless front panel, anti-ride-up leg construction, 4-way stretch, tagless, silky-soft + anti-roll waistband

Composition
95% TENCEL™ MicroModal, 5% Spandex
Sizing, Fit & Care

Sizing
Size down if you're between sizes or want more support. Modal is stretchy and forgiving.

How It Fits
Perfectly. With an even and lightly compressive fit through the hips and legs to prevent ride up, and extra space and support for the boys.

How It Feels
The way it always should've felt: like you're wearing nothing at all. Pure bliss now that adjustments are a thing of the distant past.

Specs
6" inseam (15 cm)

Care
Machine wash cold with like colors on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Skip the fabric softener (they're soft enough as-is, we promise).
Product Description

A total idiot once said if you love something set it free. Nay! If you are A) a female or a male and B) love your man, then you know you need to keep his nads happy even when they aren't in your hands. Valentine's day? No exception. In fact, v-day's an obligation for you to protect those baby makers at all costs.

Enter our Valentine's Day Ball Hammock® Boxer Briefs. They have a bonafide ball pouch (AKA they keep the kids out of the grundle) and are made from ultra soft MicroModal so you can keep the boys primed until it's time to be wined, dined and maybe even slapped from behind.
    Shipping & Returns

    US Shipping
    Overnight, express, and ground options available. Orders with subscriptions ship FREE, always.

    International Shipping
    Express and economy options available.

    Love Your First Or It's Free Guarantee
    If you try this product type and don't love it for any reason, you're eligible for a full cash refund on the first item of this product type you purchased.

    Free US Returns & Exchanges
    We offer free, no-hassle US returns and exchanges (international orders just pay postage) within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied or need changes for any reason. Excludes final sale items.

    Features

    Two eggs cradled in the mint-green Ball Hammock pouch of a pair of red boxer briefs

    Ball Hammock® Pouch

    Spacious, supportive, and enhancing so the family jewels feel like royalty

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    Customer Reviews

    Customers say these underwear are incredibly comfortable and soft, with a perfect fit that doesn't ride up. The playful, eye-catching designs spark joy and laughter, making them popular gifts. Many reviews highlight the quality construction and durability. Common feedback mentions sizing runs large, so customers recommend sizing down. While most praise the product itself, some note shipping delays. A few mention durability concerns with thigh rubbing or specific design preferences, but the vast majority are repeat purchasers who love the monthly subscription experience.
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    • LM
      Laura M.
      Verified Buyer
      Men's Height 6'4"
      Men's Weight 210–229 lbs
      Men's Size Purchased L
      4 minutes ago
      Men's Height 6'4"
      Men's Weight 210–229 lbs
      Men's Size Purchased L
      Rated 5 out of 5 stars
      love camping

      love them for camping

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      Amanda A.
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      Men's Height 5'9"
      Men's Weight 130–149 lbs
      Men's Size Purchased M, L
      4 hours ago
      Men's Height 5'9"
      Men's Weight 130–149 lbs
      Men's Size Purchased M, L
      Rated 5 out of 5 stars
      Love

      Soft and funny 🤣

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      Jennifer
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    • KA
      Kent A. Z.
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      Men's Height 6'4"
      Men's Weight 150–169 lbs
      Men's Size Purchased S
      Yesterday
      Men's Height 6'4"
      Men's Weight 150–169 lbs
      Men's Size Purchased S
      Rated 5 out of 5 stars
      Awesome underwear

      Unique prints! Hilarious and the most comfortable underwear I have ever owned. Going on 10+ pairs and counting

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    • RW
      Robert W. M.
      Verified Buyer
      Men's Height 5'10"
      Men's Weight 150–169 lbs
      Men's Size Purchased S
      Yesterday
      Men's Height 5'10"
      Men's Weight 150–169 lbs
      Men's Size Purchased S
      Rated 5 out of 5 stars
      Super Comfy

      Exactly as advertised, they're super comfy, and I got a matching set for my girl who also loves them. I initially ordered the wrong size and was sent a replacement completely free of charge. I will be purchasing more in the future and am considering the subscription to replace my old underwear drawer.

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