The Geodisiac | Retro Neon Women's One Piece Ski Suit - Shinesty

The Geodisiac

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The GeodisiacRetro Neon Women's One Piece Ski Suit

$349.99
$349.99 $349.99
The Geodisiac | Retro Neon Women's One Piece Ski Suit - Shinesty
  • The Geodisiac | Retro Neon Women's One Piece Ski Suit - Shinesty
  • The Geodisiac | Retro Neon Women's One Piece Ski Suit - Shinesty
  • The Geodisiac | Retro Neon Women's One Piece Ski Suit - Shinesty
  • The Geodisiac | Retro Neon Women's One Piece Ski Suit - Shinesty
  • The Geodisiac | Retro Neon Women's One Piece Ski Suit - Shinesty
The Geodisiac | Retro Neon Women's One Piece Ski Suit

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Size Chest Waist Hips Sleeve Height
XS42"34"36"61.5"5' 3"
S43.5"35.5"38"63.5"5' 5"
M45"37"39"63.5"5' 6"
L47"38.5"41"65.5"5' 8"
XL49"40"43.5"65.5"5' 11"
Size Chest Waist Hips Sleeve Height
XS42"34"36"61.5"5' 3"
S43.5"35.5"38"63.5"5' 5"
M45"37"39"63.5"5' 6"
L47"38.5"41"65.5"5' 8"
XL49"40"43.5"65.5"5' 11"
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Product Details
10,000mm Waterproof + 10,000g Breathability Ratings
Retro Look, Modern Tech For All-Day Performance
Pockets (Lots Of 'Em), Gaiters, Adjustable Hood & More
Climate Control: Pit & Leg Vents

When they remake Aspen Extreme, this is what they'll wear. Looks like ski suits from the '80s and early '90s, only with fabric that won't leave you soaking wet and frozen, and features that make them good enough to be your go-to on the mountain.

Supposedly imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but, you know, beware of cheap knock-offs.
Features & Fabric

80s Looks, Modern Tech
Look like you stepped off the set of Hot Dog without being soaking wet and freezing to death. Retro fit and style, without all the suffering associated with 30-40 year old fabrics.

Waterproof Yet Breathable
True mountain performance fabric with 10,000mm waterproof and 10,000g breathability ratings and taped seams, waterproof zippers, plus an adjustable hood keep you warm and dry, all day long.

Vented Climate Control
Mesh-lined pit and leg vents dump heat fast, whether you're hiking the back bowls or overcommitting at apres.

(A Lot) More Premium Features
Lift pass pocket, inside mesh goggle pocket, fleece chin guard, wrist gaiters with velcro-adjustable straps, elasticated ankle gaiters with reinforced exterior ankle patches, adjustable belt and cuffs, shaped elbows and knees, 80g midweight synthetic insulation

Composition
100% Polyester (50% recycled)
Sizing, Fit & Care

Sizing
Size down if you're between sizes. Runs large and plus, you probably want this thing bright and tight.

How It Fits
Slimmer, modernized fit that doesn't compromise range of motion. With just enough room inside to lock in warmth.

How It Feels
Like being the queen of the mountain, enveloped in a mix of warmth and performance.

Care
Dry clean only.
Product Description

 

We didn't design this retro women's fitted ski suit to be the fastest on the mountain, though we peaked at 40 naughts when we tested its speed capabilities. We whipped this women's retro one piece onesie up with one thing in mind and that's the glorious post-ski glow that is the Après. Poutine flows through the veins and shot-skis slide down the ol' gullet faster than water down an elephant's long, smooth trunk. The Geodisiac one piece ski suit is designed with an ultra-beer proof material and tons of vents so you can spill all ova ya damn self and blast stinky toots at anyone who doesn't buy you a birthday shot.
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Express and economy options available.

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We offer free, no-hassle US returns and exchanges (international orders just pay postage) within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied or need changes for any reason. Excludes final sale items.

Features

Skier in a teal retro one-piece Shinesty ski suit with rainbow stripes kicking a leg out on a snowy ridge

80s Looks, Modern Tech

Look like you stepped off the Hot Dog set without being soaking wet and freezing to death

Customer Reviews

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Based on 69 reviews
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69 reviews
  • CM
    Charyce M.
    Verified Buyer
    Women Height 5'7"
    Women Weight 110–129 lbs
    Women Size Purchased L
    4 months ago
    Women Height 5'7"
    Women Weight 110–129 lbs
    Women Size Purchased L
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Stylin 😊

    I love it. It’s everything I hoped for. I was thrilled to find out it has thumb holes. I found it quite large but it has plenty of room in case I gain weight or want to where sweatshirts etc underneath. Length is true to size chart.

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  • LA
    Laura A. B.
    Verified Buyer
    Women Height 5'7"
    Women Weight 130–149 lbs
    Women Size Purchased L
    5 months ago
    Women Height 5'7"
    Women Weight 130–149 lbs
    Women Size Purchased L
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Amazing Onesie

    Comfortable, warm, and flattering design. I love this retro suit!

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  • SF
    Sara F.
    Verified Buyer
    6 months ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Super

    Great fit, easy to spot on the slopes and a crowd pleaser.

    Highly recommend.

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  • BB
    BRIDGETTE B.
    Verified Buyer
    Women Height 5'2"
    Women Size Purchased L
    7 months ago
    Women Height 5'2"
    Women Size Purchased L
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Best ski suit EVER!!

    Absolutely love the 80s look in the crisp white snow!! Has so many pockets, and air flow vents. Snug to wear with heavy clothes underneath. Can’t be missed if it’s snowing heavy!!

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  • MD
    Mike D.
    Verified Buyer
    Women Height 5'7"
    Women Weight 110–129 lbs
    Women Size Purchased L
    8 months ago
    Women Height 5'7"
    Women Weight 110–129 lbs
    Women Size Purchased L
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Wife loves it

    when I saw this, I immediately thought of my wife's USA spirit and military service, even while she gliding down the mountains. Choose your size based on height - my wife can hula hoop inside a Cheerio, yet she's 5'8", so we had to exchange for a large.

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