Denim and Jean Bathing Suits

They said we couldn't do it, so we went out and did it. That's right baby, straight off the streets of Daytona and Inspired by the denim clad crusaders of our past, we introduce the first ever line of denim bathing suits. Whether you're snorkeling in Boca Raton or mud wrestling in East Lansing, we've got you covered with more jean swimsuits than there was denim on Justin Timberlake and Brittany Spears Circa '02. Here you'll find men and women's jean swimsuits, denim bikinis, plus our entire line of jean swimsuits, a la The Denim Dong Sarong, jean one piece swimsuits, and denim swim trunks. And if you need a little more room to swim in your jean pool, then a jean bikini might be just what you're looking for. Whatever you want to call em, they're denim dominant and here to clear your local watering hole with no questions asked.

The viral sensations known as the Daytona Dong Sarong denim swim brief and the Jacksonville Jeankini denim bikini were created in a feverish creative design session after a twelve hour TV Land marathon featuring those mischief-making boys from Hazzard County. Their cousin Daisy had the right idea, but her legendary cutoff denim shorts didn't show off as much leg as they could have in our humble opinion. You got something to hide or what, Daisy? That's why we created denim bathing suits, the denim bodysuit, and the jean bikini. With a zero inch inseam, there's nothing to slow you down or hold you back, so every one of our denim bathing suits is totally appropriate for Casual Friday followed by yard work followed by a pool party followed by maybe a fun car chase to the county line. A jean swimsuit provides all the sex appeal of wet denim without the discomfort and relative immobility caused by wet denim, which makes sliding your bare thighs across the hood of your getaway car that much easier.

We know you've got a rowdy reputation to uphold, but you're not trying to get locked up for your shenanigans. Maybe you're running a fresh batch of moonshine across town in a jean bikini, maybe you're wearing a denim bodysuit and selling a little weed out of Cooter's garage, or maybe you're keeping it low key in a denim swimsuit and manning a celebrity speed trap, which is conveniently located within the boundaries cited in the terms of your probation. No matter where your cutoff jeans are getting wet this summer, a denim bathing suit will charm and captivate even the most depraved parole officers, so you can get back to slangin' substances and raising hell like a true rebel.