Thanksgiving Underwear

Give thanks to your crotch with our collection of Thanksgiving lingerie. Each pair is designed to keep your giblets right where they belong and prevent your potatoes from getting mashed. Take your mind off the problematic history of the Pilgrim’s treatment of Indigenous People and focus on the fact that you have no visible panty lines because you’re wearing a chic Thanksgiving thong. Your relatives may get on your nerves, but your balls will never get on your taint thanks to the Ball Hammock® pouch in these Thanksgiving boxers. Your whole family will love the festive designs in this collection. Mostly because they'll be able to see your Thanksgiving underwear when you unbuckle your pants after eating 9,000 calories. So fill up your cart, chow down, and then come on back for seconds.