It is our distinct pleasure to present you with the largest, most unique collection of Christmas suits on the planet (no, this is not what we wanted to be when we grew up but alas we canāt all be astronauts). Ugly Christmas sweaters reigned supreme for damn near a decade, but their time atop the holiday fashion throne has come to an end. Like a divine gift from the heavens, the ugly Christmas suit is here to save would-be-sweater-wearers from the ugly sweater effect (that slightly overweight and unhappy look every sweater wearer experiences regardless of physique or demeanor). Christmas suits for men donāt just change the game, they take things to a whole new level. Do yourself a favor, toss that acrylic p.o.s in the trash, slip into a Christmas suit, and make this holiday season one for the history books. Youāll thank me later.
If the thought of enduring yet another boring holiday party has you feeling all kinds of bah humbug, hereās a party suit pro tip: Christmas suits are the new holiday party sensation you need to get in on. Go to your closet right now and throw those ghosts of Christmas past in the trash can so you can make room for a Christmas suit to introduce all your friends to the spirit of Christmas Yet To Come. Thatās right, friend, itās high time you started dressing like you mean business, and ordering a menās Christmas suit to outfit yourself for the holidays is the new alternative to rummaging through racks upon racks of used, unwashed clothing in search of something ugly enough to be considered the winner of your xmas themed party. You can even go ahead and retire your high-performance sweater shaver, because now you own a Christmas party suit. Besides freeing you from the perils of the inexplicably competitive annual ugly sweater competition, a funny Christmas suit gives you the confidence you need to boost your mistletoe game. Sitting by the tree in a snowflake Christmas blazer looking fresher than Jack Frost, youāll find yourself delivering smooth one-liners like, āBaby, it might be cold outside, but it sure is getting hot in hereā or āThatās not a candy cane in my party suit pocket, Iām just excited to see how you like your presentā and you can safely assume Santa isnāt gonna be the only one coming tonight.
With all of the never ending hustle and bustle of the holiday season, itās not hard to see how it can become overwhelming and exhausting, but a Christmas party suit can turn an otherwise boring activity into an elegant event worth enjoying. You can bring every last bit of the merry and bright back into mundane holiday obligations when you trade out your sweatshirt and jeans for a funny Christmas blazer or a menās ugly Christmas suit that says āI may not be in business with Santa Claus, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.ā Shopping for your āunconventionalā nephew who collects second hand taxidermy? Christmas suit. Meeting your significant otherās straight laced, vegan parents for the first time? You guessed it; menās Christmas suit for the win. Listening to the fourth grade strings ensemble screech out all Twelve Days of Christmas? That situation definitely calls for an ugly Christmas suit jacket. The best solution to all your holiday woes from your awkward office xmas party to unavoidable family commitments, a Christmas suit is like Prozac you can wear. Theyāll keep you jolly like youāre on molly, and it doesnāt even show up on most drug tests.
Itās no secret that these menās party suits offer a perfect fit to make you look and feel your very best no matter how many of Santaās gingerbread cookies you had, but did you know theyāre also chock full of Christmas magic? Itās true. The many festive pleasures of the Christmas party suit donāt end with the surplus of compliments and your most liked photo of the year. Even though every single one of our ugly Christmas suits with crazy jackets and matching pants are pure social media gold, theyāre best known for shutting down your underdressed competition and spellbinding the object of your desire so youāre able to pull them under the mistletoe and let them know your stocking isnāt the only thing thatās well-hung this Christmas. If you get to be the one playing Santa this year, toss out that stuffy red costume and bump up your holiday street cred in a Christmas menās suit. Any olā schmo can pass out gifts from under the tree, but trust us when we say youāll have a much better chance of getting all the naughty girls to sit on your lap in a Christmas suit for men. No wonder Santaās always so jolly.