The Grandma's MonstrosityQuilt Men's Novelty Suit

Smooth Performance Stretch Fabric
Infused with rayon for softness, woven with spandex so it doesn't feel like a straitjacket by hour three, and wrinkle resistant so you rarely, if ever, need to put an iron on this beaut (a simple steam resolves most wrinkles). Did I mention the fabric actually breathes? Oh wait, I just did.

Elegantly Tailored Fit
Every stitch and seam has been scrutinized to make you look like a Greek god and fit like suit jackets and blazers many times its price.

Premium Trim Details
Pockets for everything you could possibly want to stash, and then some. Fully lined interior in comfortable silky fabric. Boat style breast pocket + two welt flap pockets. 2-button closure. Double vented back. Finished sleeves. Notched lapel.

Pant Details
Flat front fit. Same performance fabric that stretches. Button tab closure with hook and eye. Slanted side pockets. Jetted button back pockets. Fully alterable.

Composition
72% Polyester / 18% Rayon / 10% Spandex

Sizing
Size up for both blazers and pants if in between sizes. Both have modern, tailored fits.

How It Fits
In a word: like a finely tailored masterpiece. Ok that was five words. The slim fit jacket hugs to accentuate the shoulders and tapers nicely through the natural waist and hips for an athletic V-shaped silhouette. The trousers are also slim fit through the legs with a gradual taper to the ankles.

How It Feels
Soft, breathable, and noticeably less like wearing stiff cardboard. You may actually forget it's a blazer.

Specs
30-32 Waist Pants: 31" inseam (79 cm)
33-36 Waist Pants: 33" inseam (84 cm)
38+ Waist Pants: 35" inseam (89 cm)

All pants have 1.5" (4 cm) available in hem for tailoring

Care
Dry clean only. Do not bleach. Do not take yourself too seriously.