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Frankie LaPenna x Shinesty

The Chief Asset Officer's Top Picks

Limited Editions From His Brain, For Your Dump Truck

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Ball Hammock® Boxer Briefs

Frankie's Top Picks For Peeing “Over The Fence”

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Boxer Briefs with Fly

Frankie's Top Picks For Peeing “Through The Slats”

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Heel Hammock™ Super Stupid-Soft Socks

Frankie Supports The Balls Of His Feet, Too

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Ball Hammock® Athletic Shorts

What Frankie Wears When His Tan Shorts Are Dirty

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Cooling Boxers

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails

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Women's Underwear

Ladies Love Frankie, But They Love These More

Introducing the world's first Chief ASSet Officer - viral internet sensation - Frankie LaPenna. Shinesty and Frankie have partnered to give you his personal collection of Ball Hammock pouch underwear, athletic shorts, Heel Hammock socks and more.