The 009
Tuxedo Heel Hammock™ Crew Socks
Super Stupid-Soft™ Fabric
Goldilocks Perfect Fit
Seamless Toe
Love Your First Pair or They're Free
Love it or it's free. If this item doesn't live up to the hype, your first one is 100% on us (seriously, we'll just refund you). Terms apply.
Heel Hammocks:
They're Super, Stupid-Soft™
They're Super, Stupid-Soft™
Super, Stupid-Soft™ Fabric
You gotta feel it to believe it. Our proprietary blends create the most luxurious, cozy socks…ever.
Wash-To-Fit™ Technology
Our proprietary heat setting process ensures your socks magically reform to their original compression after each wash so they fit like a glove, every time.
Premium Features, Half the Cost
Seamless toes, Y-stitch anti-slip heels, plush cushioning; plus they’re natural moisture wicking & breathable to eliminate sweaty dogs.
Love 'em or They're Free
If these aren't the best socks to grace your tootsies, your first pair is free (seriously, we just refund you).
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Pandy B
2025-04-24
Buy them, no regrets here!
So freaking soft and great arch hugging support. Maybe a tad tight in the calf but still totally worth it.
MATTHEW S
2025-04-20
Hold the salt! Add the Tajín!
Socks are perfect for Margaritas and Señoritas!
Richard M
2025-04-18
Socks That Rock!
I love the quality of the Sox and I tell everyone about them!!!
Robert D
2025-04-11
Freaky awesome 😎
Love em! Makes for great conversation. Love my monthly sock and underwear subscription!
Dale V
2025-04-11
Love the soft comfy socks!
Love the socks, very soft and stretchy, look cool, and are well made. Will get more of your socks!
Patrick W
2025-04-09
comfy and cool
comfy and cool
Jimmy W
2025-04-07
Very comfy
Very comfy
Hannah F
2025-04-05
Husbands favorite socks
My husband made it a point to tell me these are the best socks he’s ever had and wants me to get him more lol
Celby W
2025-04-05
Great item
Great item
kathleen l
2025-04-03
My favorite socks
My favorite socks